>The only time I'm happy is when I'm lifting

>>38913983
Then start masturbating whenever you feel sad

Congrats, you're just like everyone else on this board

>>38913983
start working out at home, you can lift and jerk off at the same time

>tfw post deadlift/squat cums
nearly pass out every time

>>38914058

>not passing out for a good fifteen to twenty minutes

I dont think you're doing it right me boyoh

>>38913983
If you masturbate while lifting you'll be twice as happy.

>>38913983
At least you still enjoy masturbating...

Think how happy you'll be if you masturbate and do curls with your other arm

>>38913983
>tfw the only reason I masturbate is for the test boost

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>>38913983
The only time im sad is when im masturbating

Just fuck ugly girls bru they so ez
>pic related

>>38914351
Love when your GF say your dick is big, i know its average but you know how to make a man happy.

The bitch I lost my virginity to said my penis was just ok, what a fucking whore.

>>38914351
>tfw fucked 3 ugly girls in 2016

You do what you gotta do bruh

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>>38914364
>tfw no gf

>>38914371
All ive ever fucked is ugly girls lel

>>38914400
None of the women I've fucked are particularly attractive. Such is life

>>38914416
I know that feel bro. My ex gf had a really nice body but total butterface. I've been with a pretty hot Asian qt but she was one of those whores who refused to have sex but did everything else to "save her virginity." She later told me I'm ugly and that she's way hotter and doesn't know why she got with me.

Feels bad man

>>38914452
Shit like that is so unnecessary. Why do they even do that? What a cunt.