>"Hey uncle anon, what are we gonna do tonight? Your house is boring!"
>>38912796
Let me tell you about Scobby.
We're gonna make stupid fucking threads on a Belarusian fishing board
>>38912804
Actually laughed out loud, thanks
>>38912810
"Uncle why do you always shitpost about having no gf when you're so /fit/?"
>>38912796
"What day is it?"
"Um....Friday?"
"Then we're doing heavy cleans."
Ofcourse its boring bitch. This is where i sleep the fuck you expect? I do all my cool shit away from where i sleep
>>38912810
We're gonna shit post on a Cambodian Rice field animation forum
>>38912818
>tfw no gf
>>38912796
I'm probably gonna drink some water, play incest video games and jerk off. I think there's a cement block and a bit of an old bone you can play with in the back yard.
>>38912796
the same thing we try to do every night pinky. TRY AND GET BUFF.
THEY'RE WHITEY AND THE GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS
"Today we are saying goodbye to humanity.
5 SCOOPS C'MON"
we're watching a powerpoint of why you were much better than your replacement, and why you going dyke broke my heart.
>>38913511
cant believe it took this long on 4chan of all places
>>38912796
you KNOW you are too old for us to keep fucking, stephanie.
>>38912796
We're just gonna see if you're good enough to enter the Covenant settlement.
Have a seat over there, and I'll ask you some questions, okay ?
I mean, I'm sure you're not a Synth, I just need to do me job, so bear with me......
>boom
get comfy, take your drawers off
>>38912893
Criminally underrated.
>>38913932
Underrated
>>38912804
>>38912817
Me too.
>>38912804
lmfao
>>38912796
Bake cookies and play mariokart
>>38913511
Apparently this is not true. Proof pls.
Actually have a niece. Dad walked out on my sister, I baby sit sometimes. Shes like, 8.
>in Montana
>take her to mall
>sees a black guy
>"OMG ANON LOOK LOOK" pointing at black guy and yelling
>guy is shredded as fuck, like atleast 6' 5, probably pushing twofiddy
>he is frowning
>niece shrieks "HI OBAMA!"
>me and black monster make eye contact
>he lets out a low rumbling "HEHEHEHEHEH"
>first time my niece has ever seen a black guy (montana doesnt really have them)
>apparently she assumed that ALL black people = obama
>black guy is pretty cool about it, we both laugh it off while SJWs in vicinity look disgusted and a few witnesses hide chuckles
>explain to niece that there are in fact many black people besides obama
>>38912796
we deadlift bish
>>38912880
I bet you could created entire worlds with that bit of old bone and breeze block.
Black Books reference on /fit/ of all places.
>>38912796
Sorry you can't stay at my house. My boyfriend is currently using the other room.
>>38915109
>"I'll take it back, you're fucking awesome uncle Anon!"
>>38912880
based reference
>>38915311
Based niece, you should show her /pol/ and teach her about Jewish tricks since she knows the basics about niggers.
>>38912796
we're gonna cook by the book
>>38912804
Kekked
>>38912893
Upvote
>>38915628
>>38915311
You just know your neice is going to BBC only slut
>>38912804
>>38912796
We could play Twister, I guess.
>>38915311
>while SJWs in vicinity look disgusted and a few witnesses hide chuckles
Haha.
>>38915729
Nice fantasy, cuckold.