>woman doing cardio on elliptical next to me starts conversation
FUCK this has never happened before what do I do?? quick answers please
>OP ignoring woman and posting on /fit/ (aka /rimjob/) for advice
confirmed not going to make it
>>38906725
How about you follow the conversation instead of browsing a board for closet homosexuals?
"LE COOKIES ARE READY XDDDDDDDDDDD"
say the XD's, this will get her moist senpai
OK can I get some real answers please she's looking really hostile now how can I salvage the situation before she leaves??
>be on a walk yesterday evening
>lots of students around drinking and whatnot
>a smiling girl in her early twenties walks towards me with her hand ready for shaking
>shake her hand
>"Hey, would you like to go have sex?" she asks
>"I don't think so."
>continue my evening walk
>>38907150
Ask if she's an archeologist.
>>38907424
Top kek.
>>38907424
This can't be real.
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO HAVE COFFEE YOU FUCKING AUTISMO
>Living my dream
>I dont do cardio
Less talking more exercising you fat cow, my dubs confirm this shit is authentic.
>>38906725
A qt asian girl started talking to my about Olympic lifting on Monday b/c she saw my bb weight powercleans.
>spaghetti.jpg
>>38909775
What the fuck are you on about?
>>38909698
All sex outside of a heterosexual marriage is wrong and degenerate.