A Genie grants you the same life you have now in another country.

Grorious Nippon

>>38899104
Japan. Fuck qt Asians left and right.

Inb4 weaboo. I just like the girls

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>>38899104
Poland, I don't care about money I just want a large comfy family with my own monoculture.

Where is there the least multiculturalism and mudslimes?

>>38899149
Poland my friend

You can be part of my big polish race family ;)

>>38899154
I'm only 25% Polish, will I be accepted?

>>38899104
id settle for another province, having my same life but in a lakeside cabin in BC would be fantastic. lift by my dock in the morning, work on my laptop on my deck, go fishing in the evening and shitpost on /fit/ at night until i fall asleep

Bas-Saint-Laurent in Québec
>based politics
>only minorities are native friends
>beautiful landscapes
>forests to live in (i've always lived in the woods)
>no cities so no gays and shit
>and the biggest: family homeland

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>>38899104

It was at this moment anon realized he really enjoys being an americuck.

Yeah man, I really don't know where else I would move; I feel safe af in my country, and if I ever want to get away I know that each state is really its own entity. Living in Chicago, is not the same as living in Los Angeles. Living where I do now in Phoenix, is a far cry from Louisiana.

>>38899104
NZ not as deadly as Australia but close enough to visit. Bro it up with a bunch of sick cunts in the land of aesthetics.

>>38899241
What's stopping you from making this a reality now?

Probably New Zealand. So clean. Great for running, biking etc. Great people. I don't know why anyone leaves.

>>38899104
The same country, but 50 or 100 years ago

Although maybe not, it wasn't so great to be french in 1916

Syria. If I'm doing as well as I am in the US right now over there, like with the same net worth, then I must be a warlord or something. So I have nowhere to go but up and get even richer.

>>38899269
Canada - the bastard offspring of two mighty powers that were global rivals for centuries

>>38899504
Or actually, let's go with Ethiopia. Then I'm still a warlord or whatever, but I'm not actually in a war torn country overrun with terrorists. I'm just running a protection bracket most likely instead of being an office worker like I am here.

>>38899521
A protection bracket? Anyone can run one of them boy, watch me:

(((Protection)))

See?

lol italian here i hit the jackpot so fuck you

>>38899551
Protection racket?

>>38899553
italy is boring

What a crappy wish. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, and even if I did I could just move there myself.

>>38899575
Yeah but you said bracket

Fuck sake anon I was being funny now I look retarded

>>38899104
Australia so when I shitpost people laugh instead of point at my flag

>>38900372

A FUCKING LEAF

>>38899213
I'm Ukrainian, I'm assuming this alternate start thing makes us fullblood

genie youre free

>>38901023
But I likes being a slave, massa

>>38899442
I'm a New Zealander. Mainly for better paying jobs in Australia or to persue more niche careers. A lot of industries are very small and everyone knows everyone.

I wanna leave to persue screenwriting. But I'd be happy to come back and settle if I fail.

>>38901036
sings and dances like michigan j frog to ward off crippling depression until hanging self

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Hells yeah id get to be a suicidal virgin in japan. Fuck yes son.

>>38901110
watching quality adult swim programming with my waifu

>>38899104
If by same life you mean friends, family, work, and living conditions, then Japan hands down.
100% weeb and I'd expect to be outcasted but that's fine. Better than what I have now.

Syria or Palestine

>>38899104
Flavor country

>>38899295
i can literally work anywhere in the world, but im not sure my wife can land a gig out there that pays her the same as she makes here. if i manage to land some bigger contracts on a consistent basis then it wouldnt be a problem - sell our house and pretty much be mortgage free in our cabin out there. its close to being a reality!

>>38899104
Somewhere in Europe. Not Germany, France, UK, or Sweden though.

I'd like to be closer to the rest of the world rather than stuck down here with a bunch of piss heads and Indians.

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>>38901364
God damn trip fags....

>>38899104
Britain, so I can collect those sweet sweet NEET bucks

Russia by a mile. No other country can offer me Kamchatka.

Plus I'm a jack of all trades and master of none, so I would be more valuable in a 2nd/3rd world country than I am here where everyone wants a "specialist" like replacing a water heater is a super delicate surgery or something.

>>38899104

A deserted island.

>>38899104
I would say japan but I'm a shitskin so I'd just be a hikki anyway, also no funs.
Come to think of it there's really no place I'd rather be than America. Feels pretty good man

I don't think it's even magically possible to have my life be the same in Saudi Arabia.

>>38899131
>Implying you are fuvking girls left and right

>>38902969
>wanting a job related to doing anything manual in inland Russia

it's like you want a salary of $150/month and to die at age 50

>>38899104
>Based Iran

Let's see
>somewhere quiet, like a small town but close to major population centre
>by a mountain Lake
>somewhere cold and rainy
>don't mind minorities as long as they are decent civilized people
>a non cucked country

So what's really my options?
Scotland? Somewhere in eastern, or northern Europe? China?

>>38905284
outskirts of tokyo

>>38905284
Outside of Seattle on a country road.

>>38905297
Alright,sounds good, genie let's do it.

Idk

Israel

>>38899149
The Slavlands

>>38905318
You don't want to live in Israel
It's all the downsides of a first world country, combined with all the downsides of living in a country full of uneducated minorities.
T. Lived in Israel for 13 years.

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Slovakia

It's hidden away in the mountains and full of beautiful white women

>>38905338
Well, the isrealites are a bunch of inbred torah dumping racists who despite being ten times more advanced then the other sandniggers ,who at least had a few great empires in their past, are in fact just as stupid and ass backwards.

canada
i love the landscape

>>38905284
>don't mind minorities
>a non cucked country
Mutually exclusive unless Japan

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>>38905284
get a place near penticton, canada

>>38899104
Poland or Russia I think