>2016
>not having long hair and an androgynous look so you can get tons of female friends who have boyfriends, hang out with them and bang them without making their boyfriends skeptical about anything because they think you're a homo
Why haven't you guys ascended to the long haired androgynous-looking masterrace yet?
It's the easiest method i know if you wanna get some pussy.
All you need is a decent looking face, not being a beta and talking to a lot of girls and you're ready to go.
If you lift for girls, you're wasting time.
Having a decent look and acting effeminate is the easiest way to go.
It just works.
>>38897948
Why haven't you?
>>38897948
>2016
>not balding
>>38898282
this, top habit
Now imagine if he was fit.
>>38899561
Why can't super be drawn like that?
I remember him though. Wasn't his final form fit?
>>38897948
I did this 2014-2015 and actually did end up cucking a dude. I try not to play any party to cheating because I feel like not being upfront about things is a shit way to conduct yourself but she told me she had already broken up with him I didn't know he was waiting for her back home.
>>38900965
Rolling.
>>38900979
Re-roll.
>>38900965
I want any of them
>>38900965
youdungoofed
I was like that, except it was used to convince the parents of the girls I was seeing that I was gay and not fucking them, when indeed I was fucking them.
>>38900965
Roll
>>38900965
check this 3
>>38900965
rollin
>>38901788
sweet
>>38897948
only works if you're pretty anon
>>38901713
i checked it gj
>>38900965
Anything but the 3rd or 5th girl.
>you will never be David Bowie
>>38900965
Come on blonde
tfw op's image is goal body
someday lads, someday.
>>38900965
Come on 2. I need those toes on my face
>androgynous look.
Nigger I'm 6'6 and roid. I'm gonna look like a man no matter how faggy I grow my hair.
>>38901957
Bowie always looked like he just pounded an ounce of black-tar heroin.
Also thread/
>>38900965
6 or 7 C'MON