>finally get my gym license >arrive first thing in the

>>38894444

U thought this would be a great thread when you were sitting lonely in your room?

fucking kid end yourself.

>>38894444

what a terrible thread. you should drive of a bridge like stan in the enimen song you idiot

>>38894444

you should take your quads and kill yourself

no rude

>>38894444
dont worry OP I like your thread, please dont kys.

This was a nice thread before you faggots showed up. baka.

:(

>>38894444
>didn't pre-ordered the gym license online
>didn't use the printed pre-order confirmation as a temporary license
You are fucking stupid, OP.
I bet you don't won't even tip the gym receptionist, will you?

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>>38894444
>be 6'0
>walk into new gym
>looks kind of dingy, but like the equipment and price
>hit my head on the sign by the entrance
>tell the receptionist they should hang it a little higher
>she tells me there's a bigger section in the back
>what
>doubt, but go to check anyway
>its actually there
>massive cathedral-style doors on what otherwise looks like a common strip mall building
>doors read +6'
>open gilded doors
>greeted by buxom aryan women carrying tall protein shakes and preworkout
>6'8 viking looking man gives me a warm smile and nods
>suddenly his attention turns to the door
>5'11 guy opens the golden entrance
>viking man charges at him
>clean and jerks lmao1manlet and drops him across the parking lot
>goes back to his post
>everyone in this section of the gym starts laughing
>mfw i'm only 6'0 in 2" shoe lifts

>>38896195
kys

>>38896314
Cant make gains if I'm dead, pleb

>>38894444
this is a pretty good thread, I appreciate you taking the time to make it and cheer up my day

>dyel dropped the negative pl8s into the ceiling again
fucking idiots I swear to god

>>38896856
>implying you're making gains now

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>>38896314

That was actually a pretty good green text desu. I think this is the first time ive seen a triggered manlet on this board, legitamately.

>>38897700
I am tho?
Are you projecting? Sorry dude, maybe try deloading if you're stalling, check your diet, etc.

>Plate vending machine prices went up
>only brought enough for 3 plates

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>>38896195

>weekly gym lottery shows up
>fat cunt next to me wins a Rei themed barbell
Why couldn't it have been me?

>>38896195
topkek

>>38897674
are balloons negative plates

>>38894444
>tfw manager of gym tells me if I don't start chatting to the gym members he is going to revoke my membership

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>>38897957
>alright everybody get into groups of 3 we're going to do deadlifts now

>>38897957
>do you have a gf anon?
>if not your gym time is cut to 20 minutes a week

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>tfw new gym policy reads "no gf, no lifting"

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>>38894444
>tfw need to show proof of gf to renew my membership