>tfw pants starting to rip >tfw squatting 3 times a week

That's what you get for wearing pants you freak.

>tfw i'm skinny as fuck but have sorta wide hips and I bicycle so my thighs are kinda big too
>wear slim jeans (levi 511)
>30" waist has the perfect size at the bottom like how slim jeans should fit, but I can't even button the waist and can barely move in them
>31" waist is perfect fitting but if i get even a little bit bigger they will get too tight
>have to buy a 32 inch waist even though I'm like 5'9" 135 pounds and the bottom leg part and opening is too big

feels bad man

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>>38890944
135 pounds and wearing 32's

kek and I thought I had wide hips

>go to store
>buy new pants
>???
>profit?

>>38890944
Wtf, I'm 195 pounds an I wear 32" waist jeans

>>38891031
>>38891074
Yeah I don't know if my hips are just really wide or if it's because they are slim jeans. But I've tried wearing 30s in these things and I basically can't even bend down because they are so tight

Also I do kinda prefer that my jeans be a bit loose and I can wear a belt and not feel constricted too...

>>38890944
You should buy 514's

slim at the bottom but enough room at the top for your birthing hips

>>38890575
you need to do some freeballin'

>>38890575
Cut u fat fuck. Also buy bigger pants u poor faggot.

>>38891112
Dude Levi 514 are straight fit dad jeans that aren't slim at all idiot

Also I don't understand how people wear actual skinny jeans. My crotch stats getting uncomfortable even in my slim 511s

>>38891168
Fuck off bud i meant 508s

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>slim
>skinny
>tight fit

What the fuck happened? Why aren't regular, heterosexual pants sold anywhere anymore? I can fit in this shit but it sure as hell isn't comfortable when you have even slightly developed legs or an average sized cock.