>mirin threads >fat people hate threads >how do i look

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>>38873786
>threads

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Is this a mire or a booty call?

>>38873786
FPH threads are mandatory to motivate us on what we should never become or, for some anons, to motivate them on what they should never be ever again.

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>>38873902
neither you desperate beta

>>38873902
Booty call.

Say: " i can help you with that "

>>38873902

girls literally have a ocean of beta males they can text and talk too and another ocean of women they can text and talk to. i sometimes wonder what it must be like for them to constantly have people to talk to all the time

mean while i havent texted anyone/got a text in the last 6 months

>>38874155
Ummm, everyone should have that "ocean" bro. They're called friends lol. Me and my mates banter in a group chat daily...

>>38874176
That stops when you graduate and start your career

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>>38873786
>sip threads

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Translation: damn, aren't you the penetrator 2000?

>>38874300
nope, i made some good friends and we also banter like a motherfucker after work, we do a lot together

but it feels weird, like you work with these guys, we've been to strip clubs together and shit, but we still go to work and do our job

>>38874514
Wait so are the mates in your banter group your coworkers?
What's your dayjob?

>>38874532
i am employed at McDonalds currently. i make 7.50 an hour amd i get free dinner once a week. im really living the life!

>>38873786
>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?