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General gym alpha thread.
>DYEL manlet asks for a spot for 1pl8 bench
>kek.jpg
>"Sure thing buddy"
>lowers the weight and can't get it off his chest
>turning red and shouting for help
>I stare at him with a blank look on my face
>walk away without picking up the bar
Sometimes you just have to show people their place.
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>>38865305
> I broken my word of helping somebody.
> He could have died.
Very alpha, noob. Very alpha.
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>>38865305
>actively trying to improve his own life
>deny him help
>muh sekrit club
Fucking off yourself shitlord
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>>38865305
> Go to gym 5 times a week
> There's always this little faggot dyel there
> Slender legs, nice butt
> It's just us two in the gym this time
> I'm minding my own business on a bench press, he's loading up his weights in the squat rack
> Notice him walking over to me
> "Hey buddy, you got your squat plug here? I forgot mine"
> What the fuck
> How could this little faggot forget his squat plug?
> Time to teach him a lesson
> "Yeah, it's in my bag in the locker room"
> We go together to the locker room
> "I got a little squat plug right here"
> *unzips dick*
> Pull his pants down and fuck him in the ass
> "Hehe, how's this for a squat plug"
> Pull out, stick my dick in his mouth and cum
> Go back to benching
pretty fucking alpha, you just can't forget your squat plug
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>>38865324
>> He could have died.
145 lbs is only dangerous to a toddler.
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>>38865384
Did you remember to tip the gym receptionist?
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>>38865324
>>38865372
Betas detected. You triggered, lads?
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>>38865305
>walk into gym
> 5'11 manlet is squatting lmao2pl8 in MY squat rack
>drag him away to the locker room
>rip his basketball shorts off
>destroy that boipussi
>go wash the manlet juices off my dick
>whisper "no homo" in his ear as I walk out
>proceed to squat 6lp8 for 20 reps
>tip the receptionist as I leave
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>>38865398
A plate is 90 lbs bro
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>>38865305
got a gf alpha man?
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>>38865305
and he wonders why he shitposts on a malaysian beekeeping forum all night instead of having friends.
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>>38865305
Explain this to me, what good does that serve you? Honestly, I just want to know what that brings you.
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>>38867779
Stay mad, beta
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>>38869243
No I'm actually not mad, I'm just curious.
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>>38865633
Wut
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>>38865305
ignore all the betas, any more alpha stories?
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