>missed the gym's monthly safety meeting >Gym manager

>>38860730

Is this a European thing?

wat?

>>38860753
no

>>38860753
Gym's are required by law to have them in Canada otherwise they can be shut down.

>>38860730
The fuck?
Do you work in that gym?

>Forgot to click accept on the updated policy they sent via email and I can't enter the gym because I forgot my password

>>38860792
No.

>>38860789
Is everyone required to go to those meets? Sounds pretty retarded if theyre forcing people with years & years of gym experience to waste their time on that

>>38860909
Wrong. At our last meeting we talked about how even people with years of experience can still injure themselves

How is it only monthly? Ours has one every Monday..

>>38861001
If what youre implying is that people will get hurt regardless, then there is no point to the meets
Also, not everyone is doing the same thing in the gym, so its pointless to have a meet discussing squat form with someone who only does cardio

>>38860730
>plate dispenser only takes change
>cant use credit cards
>no gains today

>didn't renew my lifting permission
>have to pay a ticket
>have to pay renewal of permission
>have to pay to take 48 hours course which I don't even need

>Dumbbell vending machine only allows chip credit cards now
>the fucking chip reader won't work

>can't increase my bench because my lifting certificate is only valid up to 225lbs on the benchpress

>run out of gym tokens
>bench runs out of time mid lift
>trapped under the bar for like 15 mins while the iron butler comes to help
Being poor sucks

>The barbell software is updating, have to wait for it to reboot

>denied access to the weightroom because my bloodpressure was too high

guess I will be stuck using the cardio machines for a few weeks.

>Haven't renewed my free weight license with the gym
>Stuck using the fucking smith machine for bench until the accounts manager gets back from vacation

Goodbye my fucking gains.

>booked the squat rack for 6pm yesterday
>didnt even go

>>38860753
No, although most common in Europe, you can find girls like that in Africa too.

>>38862631
that joke might have been funny if america didn't have the highest nigger population after africa

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Is that Sweden?

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>Be Amerifag
>Gym doesn't have a voting booth

It's like they don't want me to vote in the upcoming election.

>>38862908
>be Amerifag
>What's a gym

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>>38860730
the new squatracks don't have ashtrays

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>>38862878
yes

worth it

>forget my plate silencer
>Have to set my deadlifts down carefully

>>38863058
holy shit

>>38860730
At least you didn't miss Penis Inspection Day.

>>38860792
No

>>38860789
that's total bullshit

I go to a series of gyms in Ottawa and there abouts, including some upscale ones with lots of members and i've never heard of this

>>38862688
DELETE THIS

>>38860730
>new gym policy of no single members
>won't renew my membership if I can't get gf before it expires

>>38863058
SWEDEN YES

>>38863292
Do you go to the carleton gym?

>>38862878

The dicks were the last part I saw and I lost it.

>gym membership is "free"
>have to pay monthly for a gym falcon to be allowed to lift
I'm not gonna lie he's an excellent spotter, but probably not worth the $200 a month.