>Some girl told me that she read Aspartame is bad for your

>>38851499
What was her reaction?

>>38851521
She went quiet and her facial expression dropped instantly

Why...

>>38851521
This. OP pls respond

>>38851532
You forgot to tip your fedora afterwards you fucking newbie.

>>38851542
Very funny

But how could I salvage this, in hindsight?

>>38851682
> thinking it could possibly be salvaged

>>38851688
I thought it was a little smooth in my head because she was flirting

>>38851532
you lack social adeptness. you most likely said it with the wrong tone, e.g. not in a playful/flirty way.

or you might be an ugly fucker

>>38852043
H-how was I suppose to respond

>>38852082
that was a clever line 2bh, you probably didn't say it in the right "manner" if you get what im saying.

change your tone to be more playful, dont stare at her w/ a straight face, etc. she should KNOW it was a joke and that you were attempting to flirt

>>38852082
Something along the lines of how aspartame would make it taste sweeter or something. Careful with how you phrase it though because you might imply you're gay and enjoy the taste.
I would go with "Girls have told me it makes it taste sweeter".

>>38852138
>clever line
He literally took all subtlety out of what she was implying.

>>38852138
>>38852142
I guess you guys are right

>>38852161
yeah you're right

>>38852223
You have to be smooth about it next time. Commit to what you're going to say after you start, no hesitating, and don't sound like a creeper when you say it. Smile when you're talking, and laugh afterwards.

>>38851499
shoulda said that it didnt matter because youre infertile then she'd be begging to get pumped with a hot load OP

>>38852363
I suppose that'd be a better line

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> [x] is Bad for you
> [x] is good for you
> [x] meme workout/diet is the best

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>>38854276
>vitamins aren't natty

>>38852043
This is corect, if you can be confident you can say what ever you want to a grill,

t. Sat at a party the other day and just quoted /fit/ memes and anime and had girls groping me all night bc i was confident "anon how is your ass so firm" "squats and oats"

>>38855233
Then you woke up