>That guy who does sit ups and push ups on the gym floor after

>that guy who doesn't warm up at all and goes heavy as fuck on the first set with terrible form.

>>38839806
>that guy who's fuckin impossible to find on every page despite wearing red and white stripes

>>38839824
Its a me Mario!

>that guy who thinks he's being really sneaky checking out his arms after curls, or abs after planks really quickly then pretending he was adjusting his hair

>That girl who spends 30 minutes running at below average speed on the treadmill and then spends the next 30 mins taking pictures of herself.

>that guy who asks how many sets you have left

>>38839806
>that guy who drinks water between sets

>that guy with the 1000 yard stare after looking down at his phone for a moment

ITS MEEE ITS FUCKING MEEE

>>38839806
>screams SUPERSET

>that guy who hogs the bench so he can do fucking forearm curls with the barbell
There is a special place in hell for you.

>>38840146
That's me
After my set I stare off into space with this blank look on my face.

>>38840154

Yo I saw that today actually, could not believe what I was seeing. Wait...

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>that guy who does pull ups in the squat rack

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>That guy that's really poor but gets a few Amazon gift cards a month for doing surveys and stuff so he uses the cards to purchase multiple pairs of gloves to hand out to anyone at the gym who is nice to him that mentions they need to get gloves (lots of older people and rookie grills at his rec center).

>>38840146
>that guy with the 1000 yard stare who doesn't even bother to bring in a phone because no one has called him in 3 weeks or more so it doesn't fucking matter if he even turns it on or takes it with him anywhere

>>38840167
yeah brah
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>>38840145
> not staying hydrated

enjoy your no gains

>>38840853
>Drinking so much water that when you lay on the bench, you get reflux.

enjoy your esophageal varices

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>>38839806

>that guy who keeps the same dry towel to wipe down his equipment

>>38840880
> the guy who thinks drinking water means he has to drown himself

>>38840955
>The guy who drinks water instead of taking SIPS (aaahhh!!!)

>>38840434
this is cringe

>>38840434
This in nice. You're all right, anon.

>>38840434

>I want to be known as "The Glove Guy"

>>38839806
>That guy who keeps looking at you from the mirror because he's the dedicated faggot of the gym

>>38841172
top meme

>>38841172
gerry the glove guy

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>>38841069
:(

>>38841156
>>38841172
Thanks. I mean I get these basically for free, so it isn't really all that much. I really wish I could help out in my community more (food kitchen or homeless shelter), but I already take care of my parents and struggle to keep my gym in budget so this is the best I can do for now.

It really makes my day to see a novice at the gym who worked up the guts to come in and be friendly with me's face when I give them a pair. Or when I give a pair to an older gym member and they look at me like I just did the first nice thing for them in ages.

I dunno, I hope it encourages them a bit, especially the rookies and maybe makes their day a little better.

Pick related: my current pair and 2 "reserves" I have left to hand out.

>>38840984

we have a chain post winner

>>38841188
Fuck. I thought people wouldn't know if I used the reflection of the mirror

>>38841283
ALPHA AF

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>>38840840

Confirmed, you go to Fitness 1.

>>38840434
yo it's mittens everyone :D

>>38840069
>that guy who adjusts his hair

>>38841283

You've made me really happy, gloveanon.

>>38841373
>>38841397
One of those harder times to tell if its sarcasm on 4chan or not...

Thanks?

>>38841419
Thanks! I know gloves are pretty hated here, but a lot of people at my gym (a rec center) really are intimidated by the whole ordeal and I feel its a small encouragement to keep them going. No one has stopped wearing them so far when they need to use them.

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>>38841413
>The guy with hair.

>>38841477
not being sarcastic

>>38841735
Ah, thank you, then.

>he walks naked around the locker room after a shower

>>38841886
just kidding yes i was

fucking loser

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>>38841916
:(

>>38841886
wish we still had post ids, wasn't being sarcastic

>>38840434
You're a good man anon, wish we had more people like you in the world.
Keep it up!

>>38841892
Hey, the leather club is down the street

>>38840984
>>38841315
> the guy who samefags on the internet

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>>38842056
Ei.

>>38841979
>>38842001

Thanks. I'm off to bed on another lonely Saturday night. Rest well, Anons.

>>38840434
love you anon

>>38840434
praise to you gloveanon

>>38840154
i did that when there were 3 other available benches, doesn't matter it's a commercial gym full of dyels anyway

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>>38840395
Seriously why the fuck do people do this? A few months I was at the gym and some guy was doing pull ups at one of the squat racks, when there were like 4 dedicated pull up bars like not too far away either. He wasn't even using any of the bar stuff whatsoever, simply pull ups. I went up to him and asked him if he was using it and he said no and then let me use it, which I guess was nice from him, but ultimately why would you hog one of the squat racks when you know they are always the most busiest things, and I feel like everyone knows that it's just that ONE guy who does this and everyone knows like why is he so unaware?????

>>38841931
That gif made me fucking sad

>that guy who takes 15 minutes rest in between sets while sitting on the barbell

>>38842269
Because no one except you didn't ask to use it, you braindead faggot. If rack is unused take a dump in it if you will.

>>38840434
I...want a glove.

>>38842269
hot

>that guy who can barely do a 60 5x5 bench press

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>>38840853
>that guy who gets hyper defensive about how much water he drinks

>That guy who goes to the gym for 2 hours EVERY DAY
>also does a circuit and shouts at people when they use something that's in his circuit

Somehow he is friends will all the regulars. He just seems like a douche to me.
He is a fat nigger and I can never understand what he says.

>that old guy who comes and wings it

He just starts using the first thing that catches his eye. It's painful to watch

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>that guy who tries to be super helpful and friendly to everyone

FUCK OFF