Whenever I'm in the gym, and a 9/10 girl is close to me

I am significantly weaker without a qt3.14 around

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>>38834333
Try lifting around a hot chick and a couple other guys. Its been proven that when put in a setting of where you must compete with other makes for potential mate you produce much higher test than usual.

The porn industy figured this out actually.

qts have a 3x3 passive aura that grants str+1 to the opposite sex

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>>38834369
Delete

>>38834358

gyms should just hire strippers then. imagine having strippers in your gym while lifting.

>testo-explosion

>>38834398
A strip gym? Not a bad idea. Their slogan could be, "you lift, panties drop"

>>38834417

yeah, strip gym.

I don't know about all the potential boners though?

men walking around lifting, getting their pump on, and having raging boners.

>>38834398
Hire?
I'd just give deep discounts to strippers/high class escorts and turn a blind eye when guys, and the occasional dyke, pays them for sex.

>>38834333
Why do you think cheerleading exists?

It's nature's "girls are watching" stat bonus.

>>38834333
you sound like a faggot

>>38834439
bros can relieve each others boners in the locker room....no homo

>>38834465

Symbiotic relationship too, since it's a big fulfillment for the "I want attention" gene in girls

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>>38834333
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>>38834529

yeah, could be, but it works 100% of the time eventho I know placebo could be the reason.

>>38834444
see 'no pain no gain'

the movie's actually pretty entertaining.

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Hey, aren't people annoyed by slutty cardiobunnies running around the gym in their underwear, or is that just a few frustrated guys with no girlfriend?

>>38834398

And you, sir, are a genius.

>>38834444

yeah, that would work.

you know, I just watched the movie "pain and gain" (fucking great movie) and this is exactly what was done. Main character let strippers workout for free, and in the process more guys came to the gym and he made some extra dollars.

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Personally I don't fucking care if the qt is watching me or not, and I don't "compete" with other guys to obtain them
But, I noticed a difference if there's some JUICY THIGHS in YOGA PANTS using the piss flaps machines and above all the doggy style machine (pic related)
GOD BLESS the gym owner for having placed these machines in circle (potentially wasting some space, but whatever) in the middle of the gym. Wherever you are, you see an ass or some thighs
5-min cardio pre-workout? Without qt in doggy style bent over in front of me is: 12 km/h, 1.5 incline. With qt? 14 km/h, 2 incline, and I feel like I could run for hours
Back squat, high bar? ~120 kg, without qt's ass in the mirror. With qt? ~150 kg, and on the last rep I feel like I'm going to fight for Sparta or something; I struggle not to shout a "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY, FUCK YEAH" and I barely help myself from punching someone

Women are true test-enablers, too bad they try to speak and think so often

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>>38834398
That wouldnt work though, youre trying to compete for the attention of the female, with a stripper you wouldnt care.

>>38836014
Strippers entire livelihood is built around being sexually attractive and knowing how to make a man want them.

Yes, men would compete to look good in the eyes of strippers.

>>38834398
What about a gym where escorts are lifting full time. They dont need to lift, just pretend. Locker room is m & f.

Id buy it.

>>38834562
Le thank you m'sir

>>38836028
>men would compete to look good in the eyes of strippers.

This is the most beta shit iv ever read. Strippers are after your money and dont give a shit about you. At least with a real girl you can score with her or get a gf.

>>38834444
>>38834398

That was one of things in the Pain & Gain movie --- when Wahlberg's character got the job as gym manager, he said something about giving strippers free memberships or something.

>>38836099
I'm sorry, you think that strippers cease to be actual women because they get paid to shake their ass and sometimes escort.

Pulling a stripper is the ultimate ego trip for men.
The average gym bunny won't be able to compete.

>>38834465
>>38834509

The original cheerleaders were guys, and their job was to yell at the other team to distract them.

>>38836099
>Strippers are after your money and dont give a shit about you.
This
Wtf is wrong with you guys if you compete for a stripper...
Ive met a few and trust me, they dont care about guys at all
They care about money and sometimes guys have it, that makes em interesting but as soon as the money dries up so does their interest