Anybody do bjj and just get bruised as fuck? Specifically females?

>>38818558
Your test is lower because you have a vagina thus you recover from any and all wounds slower than your cock wielding counterparts. If you packed on muscle it would hinder the bruising and also raise your test

>>38818588
This
Just turn in your natty card already OP, youre a "woman" aparently so guys will want to fuck you even if you get a hangclit bigger than their dick
Considering where we are that might actaully make you more likely to get laid...

>>38818588
Word. Well getting strongers the goal regardless.

>>38818611
Shut up bitch, implying this was about getting laid.

>>38818627
just take it slow, since your test is lower that means the fat will pack on faster too.

>>38818627
>Shut up bitch, implying this was about getting laid.
Good, then turn in your natty card and your problems will go away
Im actually curious how a BJJgirl would fare on roids...

>>38818679
I really don't wanna do test. I'd probably go psycho if I fucked eirhmy hormones more than my ovaries already do. besides, I don't want a man face, I'm too cute. I'm going to accept the natty life. Eat protons. Wait eons.

>>38818787
With my*

>>38818787
>I'm too cute
>Things every girl says
Stay natty if you want but youre missing out

>>38818558
>toned
stop reading right here

>>38818854
Nig
Muscular
Not squishy
Opposite of the consistency of a peach

Is bjj the new meme all of /fit/ is going to claim to be doing now?

>>38818882
thx for the (you) but i'm done reading

I only get bruises when I roll with white belts.

He said the no-no word!