>go to the grocery store after I work out to go buy some milk

>t. 500 lbs TRex

Sounds like a couple of cunts

I've had like 2 giant glasses of milk today since my roommate has to go get water.

>>38813788

Shouldve said "and you're ugly"

Nothing hurts them more then that.

>>38813802
>go get water.
Do you live in a desert?

When she looked at you she was probably thinking of some stupid shit that has nothing to do with you, and you triggered her to think about it.

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>>38813788
Just keep it up dude. In 6 months you'll be built.

>>38813788
Its called a shit test my friend. Look it up and take the red pill. This cunt was testing your frame and by sobbing instead of firing back you proved you were not worth the fuck.

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>>38813802
... how is his getting water relevant to the amount of milk u drank?
Did your sister pretend to pull her hair back into a ponytail and enjoy every second?

>>38813847
God you guys think literally everything is a fucking test.

I was doing the same thing holding 2 gallons, one in each hand and she was checking me out and she said "wow HE works out" to her friend

>>38813871
So did you fuck or what

>>38813847
I usually just ignore women altogether.

What the hell could I have been doing for her to make that comment? I was just walking by.

>>38813788
I believe in you.

>>38813838
Those are some bitchin tits

>>38813884
...no? You can't just fuck every girl that says something good about you...have you even seen a vagina?!

>>38813898
Its the war of the sexes my friend. The truth is the more fit you get, more value you hold as a man via welth, physique, etc, the more you will attract these kinds of challenges from thirsty women looking to fuck alphas and drown betas

>>38813788
Were you wearing an Affliction tank top and a backwards snapback? They might have [spoiler]rightly[/spoiler] assumed you were a douche.

>>38813932
Y u grossed out by it or scared or something virgin?

>>38813788
That actually made you cry? Bro you gotta toughen up, why do you need every woman to think positively about you?

>>38813941
Just a plain t-shirt and shorts. I don't even wear hats.
>>38813955
I'm a lanklet and I'm trying really hard to gain weight. I'm really self conscious about it.

>>38813945
That's not what I meant. Have you even seen a vagina?

tell them you've got to feed your babies/baby siblings somehow

be drowning

Were you flexing

>>38813788
You didn't say something back?

>>38814129
Maybe I was but it wouldn't have been consciously. I'm really skinny so I the weight of the milk carton probably caused me to do it involuntary.
>>38814130
How do I respond to something like that?

>>38814185
>How do I respond to something like that?
Depends on what you want to happen next.

Most people would just insult them instead. Even not giving a crap was an option on the table.

Yet you chose to put your head down and whimper.

>>38814185
>How do I respond to something like that?
y-you t-too

>>38814185
Look em dead in the eye and go

I sure fuckin am.

Who gives a fuck what two bimbos think of you mate you probably won't see those bitches ever again.

>>38814280
>How do I respond to something like that

"shut up baby I know it"

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>>38815145
My nigga

>>38815145
Dont you take my line. That is my line. Go find another one.

>>38813788
No dood they are just lame, there's nothing wrong with you unless you wore like a speedo to get groceries

>>38813847
yeah I was gonna say this, I got teased once like that when I bought an icecream cone. they wanna see if you're a pussy or not

when women are not at least somewhat attracted to you, you just don't exist to them. they're a movie star in their own life and you're a faceless extra otherwise

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you should have hammed it up nigga, curl the gallons while giving an exaggerated wink and a cheeky grin like a total cunt. bitches love when you show that you don't give a fuck, which you shouldn't

>not pretending to be autistic and reply back to them "Thanks" and give them a wink

>>38815711
make sure its a butt wink

>>38813788
this didn't happen

>>38813788

kek. OP BTFO by QTs.

>sorry Zack