You been getting mired lately /fit/? Been lifting for only 2

>Came to uni 2 weeks ago
>Male friends be like: Dude you got big !
>No girls compliments me
Why ? Only men see that i got muscular ?

>>38807470
dudes are more likely to respect it.

if you have female friends they'll probably comment too.

>>38807405
>1pl8 bench
>5'8
>14.5 inch arms
Nice fatceps bro

>>38807588
b-but i weigh 71kg.

>>38807405
#cringe

Are you 17 years old, bro?

>>38807661
? why

>>38807661
hi im 13 and i describe all life events as cringy because it makes me feel like im part of a larger group. add me on facebook and we can film minecraft lets plays together :)

Does nobody get mired or some shit on /fit/ anymore?

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>at college party
>all guys there are skinnyfat or fat from drinking 3+ nights a week
>maybe 10% look like they work out
>been working out for 3 months, steady noob gains and was fairly athletic to begin with
>few dudebro friends comment on my arms and chest
>qt female friend comes up to me and says: "wow anon, you are getting bigger by the week!"
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>later one of her friends (6/10) comes up to me and starts making out
>push her away, tell her I'm not interested
>"but anon, my friend over there said I would have a chance if I approached you because you never approach girls yourself" (kek)
Too bad I actually want to fug the first girl and not one of her sleazy friends.
I get enough attention but not from her, goddammit /fit/. Made the mire all the better though.

>>38807839
do you spend much time with this qt?

>>38807661
This

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>see comfy hoodie season thread
>decide to go shopping for sweatpants and hoodies this morning with mommy
>qt petite high test milf store clerk that was helping us told me I'm tall
>tfw 5'10
>tfw been told that same thing in the past by a qt teacher of mine
guess it's the good posture, but it really feels good man

>>38808080
>808080
holy fugg

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>>38807405
Hot 9/10 girl mirin, says
>"wow anon nice legs, you have ass even better than mine"
>"you should grab it to be sure"
>"haha, I don't really get turned on by legs on a guy, big arms and abs are more of my thing"
>*proceeds to grab my arms*

Fuck you bitch, squat and deadlift are my best lifts, all that strength and effort going unappreciated

>>38808137
how much do you curl tho?

Today I girl actually mrin me, I shit you not. Today was her first day at the gym, we exchanged two words on my way out, if shes there tomorrow I will try something.

She's a bit chubby but my god what a great ass she has

>>38808240

FUCK I meant "A girl" not "I girl" god damn it

>>38808085
What's up with randomly telling people that they're tall? I'm 6' and have legit never been called tall.

>>38808137
You just got shit tested and lost big time

>>38807639
manlets will never learn

>>38807405
>Been lifting for only 2 months
You have not been mired at all they are delusions of your sex starved brain
It's okay friend we all go through puberty at some stage or another

Now fuck off back to /b/

>>38808301
idk man but it sure feels great. the first time tho it was only a bit after I discovered /fit/ and I had fallen for the "5'10 is manlet" meme so when my teacher told me I'm tall I told her I'm not lmao

>>38808085
it's called being a saleswoman. you fucking dolt

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>>38808361
>being this mad about never being mired despite your 5+ years of lifting

how's it feel being a 3/10? lmao

>>38808408
it wasn't ment to be a compliment tho, she was just telling me to get a bigger shirt because I'm tall, sorry I upset you friendo

>>38808421
>t. 5'4 manlet who thinks his "curls" is working out

>>38808334
What would be the right repsonse?

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>>38808361
>gaining multiple pounds of muscle in 2 months is not noticeable
Okay friend

>>38807405
>Chesty

Girls dont talk like this lmao. I can smell your virginity

>>38808077
Not as much as I'd like. I see her a few times a month.

>>38807405
The girl is so clearly not interested in you. You sound like one of those "shy" nice guys and that's probably why

You guys all way overestimate how important being big is to women. She'd rather have a confident guy that is very social, than some big buff awkward guy

>>38808926
don't listen to him, he obviously watched to much rsd and thinks there are "good" and "bad" responses

you should respond with whatever comes natural to you. if your response was legit, genuine, not thought-out, not a line, but instead your first instinct, it was the best response you could've given.

for me, i would've responded "and how does that make you feel?"

>>38809019

Holy shit thats a actual good advice

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Yes , in the worst way.
Recently my butt started to gain shape just as my back is muscling up. Been running and lifting for about 6 months.
The thing is that , as a teacher, getting mired by old hags on the teacher's room and 16 y/o prostatots on classrooms is not the best feel.
Besides that, al my friends have started going wtf anon what is your diet?! Zomg? But no more than that.
>tfw being mired by old moms in Chile.

>>38808970
nigger are you being serious?

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>>38808891
t. perma virgin

>>38809444
yes. and im literally right. take a look at the real world retard

why do you think normal looking guys always have gfs, do you see an influx of fit guys with the hottest women?

>>38807405
You are a beta orbiter and I hate you
- you never break eye contact with a girl, especially if shes smiling at you
- you dont make indirect statements of interests, she knows whats going on and you look insecure as fuck and not confident at all
- you dont make an essay on an anime anonymous forum about you unexistant relationship with your aquaijtance.

Im not getting mires, but my dad told me im big.

>>38807839
If she sent her friend its because shes not interested dude. Fuck the slut and move on.

>>38807405
ITT virgins

girls dont compliment biceps

>>38809499
bruh. im playing it cool. if you stare too long it gets weird man.

>>38809586
That dude doesn't have the test or the constitution for that.
She hooked him and her horny sis up with an easy fuck and he bitched out.

Didn't mean she wasn't interested. Means that her more then likely TALKATIVE slightly above average friend was there to test the waters.
If he crushed the pussy and sent her home raw and cum filled there is no doubt in my mind he could have absolutely destroyed the pussy of the girl that he wanted to fuck.

But he doesn't know the game.

>>38808137
top kek
fuck that cunt, keep on lifting anon

>>38809612
t. jelly DYEL

>>38809474
Fit guys turn gay, everyone knows that.

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>>38809665
>That dude doesn't have the test or the constitution for that.
Implying
>She hooked him and her horny sis up with an easy fuck and he bitched out
I don't like fucking average/slightly above average sluts. Not worth it imo.

>Didn't mean she wasn't interested. Means that her more then likely TALKATIVE slightly above average friend was there to test the waters.
>If he crushed the pussy and sent her home raw and cum filled there is no doubt in my mind he could have absolutely destroyed the pussy of the girl that he wanted to fuck.
>But he doesn't know the game.
You seem to have extensive knowledge of "the game", but I'm gonna go ahead and ignore your advice anyway.

>>38809463
>>38808891

T. Two faggot ass nerds
Shut the fuck up losers

Girls always look at me with the one eyebrow higher and curved mouth look,like i'm repulsive orsomething. I feel like chloe moretz