>manlet says "i'm 6''" in a conversation

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>>38805443
Why do you guys engage in this mental warfare? You're as pathetic as catty little girls with this shit.

>>38805443

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>>38805443
Was he actually 5'11" though?

>>38805458
this

>>38805443
Any decent dress shoe will have leather soles and a solid heel that will make a noise when you walk.

>ameriplebs

Tbh ive never met any insecure manlets (out of this site). Except one mexican friend whose like 5'5 lmao

>>38805443
>I have nothing but pity for manlets that lie about their height.
you mean you have no pity for manlets that lie about their height

if you had pity for manlets you wouldn't be so savage to them

I'm happy being 5' 8 lol

when I get inside your guard just about every vulnerable area you have is open and there's nothing you can do about it

>lanklets, when will they learn

>>38805672
Careful anon, don't trigger them or they'll multiply in threads

>>38805672
I am 5ft 9 and you sound like a faggot

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>work as a bouncer on the weekends
>6'5 so people often ask my height
>tell them I'm 6'1
>see men become physically uncomfortable
Never stops being funny. Why is everyone so weird about their height? Is this something you don't understand not having if you've got it?

actually 6'1, but tell people I'm 6'2

>>38805689
No m8, just insecurities
> king of manlets here

5ft11.5 dont know whether to round up or down.

Am 175cm, talking to 2 people at the gym
>yeah I'm 180
>their hairlines are at my eyes

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>>38805443
>be 5'9
>dudes shorter than me try to tell me I'm 6'0
>mfw

>>38805458
because it's good to be the top dog ya fuckn puss

>>38805689
>be 6'8"
>tired as shit of people asking my height
>woman won't drop it
>say I'm 6 feet

I wouldn't care if people didn't always try to make it some competition. I'm sick of hearing about people's friends my height who turn out to be four inches shorter when I meet them.

>>38805624
I'm 5'6", so, meh.

>>38805654
Anon's trying to be an aggressive father figure. The wrong kind.

>>38805443
5'10
prince of manlets here
OP I two piece you and then take a shit on your chest

inb4 edgy
inb4 sohardcore.jpg

I'm 180 cm exactly and I tell that to everyone unless I'm trying to get into the panties of a vapid foreign skank who uses the imperial system. Then I say 6ft (183 cm) because OMG HIS HEIGHT BEGINS WITH 6.

d e v i l i s h

>>38805672
>implying I'm going to let a manlet inside my guard


Also

>being a grown man
>getting in fights with enough frequency to make being short an advantage
Pick one you autist

>>38805921
>lying to feel better about yourself makes you top dog

Ok poophands

>>38805689

i dont understand

if somebody 6'5 tried to tell me they were 6'1 i'd look at them like they were genuinely retarded.

odds are this is what most people do when u tell them this shit t b h.

i mean u realise ur a lanky wannabe NBA lookin niga right?

>>38806181
well obviously he's not a grown man if he's a manlet

>>38806243

delet this

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>>38805474
linux masterrace reporting in, my nigga
plebs can gtfo

>>38806320

Unfortunately I don't have my Arch Linux meme folder so I'll wait for some /g/ faggot to dump for me.

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>>38806434
I got you covered, bro

>>38805443
So the manlet should have just got a measuring tape and proved to everyone that you are a brainlet. I pity you.

>Still focused on height as it's all he has going for him

>Not focused on the real important stats, intelligence and dick size

5'4" here
Who the fuck gives a shit
My gf is 2 inches taller than me but I still make her feel small as fuck.

>>38806824
Kek

Height is the most important stat
If i was a manlet i'd probably downplay it too to protect my ego but thats just reality
I admit its fucking cruel that women hate
Manlets but that is the world we live in senpai
You wouldnt believe how many times i've heard women make fun of short guys
And they werent even abnormally short just below avarage

Height subconsciously lets a woman know you are strong and healthy
And that your offspring is going to be healthy as well

Its just nature dog. Aint nothings gonna change that. Not even your manlet acceptance bullshit. Fat = disgusting and manlets = undesireable.

Having said that, girls with low self esteem tend to go for smaller men and there are A LOT of insecure women out there so it shouldnt be too hard to find a girl

>>38805443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM

>>38805443
Im 6'4 and I couldn't care less about someone elses height.
Feels good to be lanky tho

>>38808521
Nonon a shit though

>>38805689
holy shit man I'd go with it if I happened to witness that. I'm 6'2 I'd say I'm 5'8 or some shit after

>>38808554
What does it matter? The amount of porn for KLK is pathetically low.

>>38805458
Because everyone on fit is an ugly autist and the only thing they have going for them is the fact that there 6ft tall. Something they had literally no control over. Inb4 t. Manlet

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>mfw i'm 5'9 and always say i'm 6'
>mfw i casually wear dress shoes with heels that go clip clop

>>38808619
madman

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>be me
>not you
>be 6'5"
>go clubbing
>target manlets dancing with girls
>steal said girl

Once she sees me towering behind the manlet on the dancefloor (no homo) and her eyes widen, I know she's mine.

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>>38806194
> Ok poophands

Oh fuck my sides

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Im 5'9 but hispanic, so the latina girls think im tall.

Current GF 5'0

>mfw when i go downtown and eat near a busy food joint inside of a skyscraper and every businessman is 5'11 or taller.

>>38806970
>Height is the most important stat

only if you are a basketball playing nignog, a poorfag or a women.

and since we all know that every woman has her price, the smart one with big money will win. intelligence isnt dependant on size.

we are not in the stoneage anymore. killing deer with a spear wont get you far in our society, lanklet.

>>38808732
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22gtSCJd9jA

>>38805443
it's because women have poor spatial awareness & aren't good judges of height. I'm 6'0" and girls have guessed me as being anywhere from 5'11 to 6'3. Although I'd never walk around saying I'm 6'3 cos that's retarded.

>>38808732
Statistics say tall people tend to be smarter on avarage
Also
>being so beta you think that paying for the attention of women is the same as genuine attraction

Someone has to be the beta
In this lifetime, it is you
Manlet..

>be 6'1
>friend is a good 4 inches shorter than me
>always brings up height
>always asks me how tall I am
>tell him 6'1 every time
>"dude there's no way you're only 6'1 I'm 6' so you must be at least 6'5. It's great being at least 6' though I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't "

Should I just tell him

>>38805443
>be me 6' college kid
>psych class we had to do an experiment based height
>we lined up
>be second tallest in the class
>guy behind me easily an inch shorter
>girl asks him and his buddy next to him how tall they are
>"oh we're 6'1"
>the fuck
>"I'm 6', idiot. If you are 6'1 did I fucking grow two inches overnight?"
>look of frustration on the dudes faces
>later they get mad at me because they think I cockblocked them

>>38808899
yeah, otherwise he will do that shit with other people.

Everytime I get measured it will either be 6 foot OR 5,11. Seems to be 50% I'll get either. I just say 5'11 to stay safe

I just want to date&fuck women taller than me...

>>38805672
> present insecurity
> justify by winning theoretical fights
Is this a /fit/ formula?

>>38805458
Fpbp. OP is coming off like a bitch preteen girl who is mad another girl is wearing heelies instead of light up shoes. Be a fucking man you pathetic cunt.

>>38805443
>be manlet
>use big boy potty
Who /devilish/ here

>>38806970
I'm sorry your dick is small anon, girls make fun of dicklets more than manlets.