>go to party at uni >play music from my phone cus have

Is that an anime opening?

>>38796256

No way that really happened. Like people are that shallow somewhere.

>>38796320
>Kamehameha
>furu powa
>still not knowing what anime it is

If you were alpha people would have pretended to like it.

>>38796320
No. It's the theme song of Isis

Kek it was good
Cant believe though some stupid ass anons thought it really happened

>>38796256
What's the song?
I ain't a weeb sorry

>>38796476
Of course it didn't happen dumbass. Doesn't mean we can't pretend. But you've got such a need to feel superior to others that you've gotta spoil the fun with this "akshually" bullshit.

>>38796500
>you need to be a weeb to know about dragon ball
https://youtu.be/q91FHYDVJFA

Happened to me at the gym

>empty gym so i connect my phone
>put on gym speaker playlist i made
>forgot to click the replay option
>playlist ends and it jumps to my general library
>people start pouring in to the gym
>normal songs playing
>and...
>NIGHT OF FIREEE
>hi yo taukete yo
>mou meramera bikkurri shitakute

>>38796256
I'm slightly pleased I recongised this is db kai ending theme

>>38796550
>You driftin son?

Lifting music thread!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hsXl-kD1Xg

Hit me up with some dank techno tunes or whatever, getting real fucking tired of these swedes screaming in my ear.

>putting weeab music on your phone

fucking faggots you all deserve it for being retarded

>>38798033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKRvwg8fSQk

>>38796256
I live in IV where the shooting happened and is it bad i laughed my ass off to this pic?

>listen to weebshit music
>friends know
>they can't do shit about it because I could kill them even if they had knives and I didn't

WHO 3PL8 BENCH HERE!?

>>38798116
Just hope it doesn't happen again while you're there.

If you get swole enough you dont need social gains bc no one dares say anything to you they just accept your oppinion

>>38796387
I have a friend who does this because he knows he can get away with it and legitimately didn't care. He literally plays anime mash ups at parties and people just roll with it.

>>38796256

step one to social gains:
>remove everything autistic out of your life. this massively reduces the chances of this happening. yes even your gay music and things you THINK people would never know about

step two:
>never get flustered in any situation, if something embarrassing happens, laugh a little and dont draw any attention. this will make people forget quick.

really didnt know 4chan was this autist

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>>38796387
This.

>>38802611
remove everything autist from your life

>not autist

>>38796387
I would love to be so alpha that I can just be a retard to people I don't care about, and they still laugh along

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>>38796256
>zyzz playlist

Link me

>>38796550
LOVE IS IN DANGEEER

>>38796256
i have the niggertales song in my non eletronic music playlist on my phone. cant wait til it will randomly play at a friends house or something. fuck everybody lmao

>>38796550
>implying they didn't need eurobeat in their lives

>>38796256
I wish we lived in a reality like this, our daily lives comical like a cartoon on adult swim

>>38796537
tbf it's a shit song, but you shoulda just full-alphaed that shit.

> you DONT know the new dragonball ending??? fuck guys come on.

>>38802611
If you own your autistic shit like an alpha, and not a little bitch, it's no problem.

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> party at uni
> """dj""" uses spotify for music
> starts taking requests
> fucking normie shit the entire evening
> girls asking what kind of music do you like
> grin from ear to ear
> blast dimmu borgir through speakers
> the playful laughter stops immediately
> faces in disgust
> people rapidly leave the party
> tfw no gf

>>38803315

literally me

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>>38796256

So I have been alone a while and decide to give tinder a go for some sex.

>Match with a 5/10
>She messages me first
> "5 will do I guess"
> chat a while and decide to meet
> go to a pub and decide to sit in a booth
> get chatting about shit
> turns out shes a socially awkward fembot.
> "hey listen to this, i think you will like it"
> "ok?"
> She put's a headphone in my ear
> Starts playing anime fucking music.
> She get's really excited and starts playing "intro" songs
> Try my best to say I am not interested while not putting her off too much so I can bang her.
> she knocks the head phones out
> suddenly anime music blasting in the pub
> everyone looking at us
> Decide it's time to leave.
> Go back to hers and bang her
> Leave and never contact her again.

Life lesson from that one it's never worth trying to have sex with anime girls under a 7/10.

>>38802611
>Responding sincerely to obvious bait

Didn't know /fit/ was this new.

>used to be huge into gook shit
>years ago, 17 years old, start transitioning into normiehood
>this guy four years older than me borrows my iPod
>finds the K-ON music I had forgotten to clear from it
>won't fucking shut up about it
>nor about his other shit taste in anime
>nor about his dawning interest in capeshit
>tells all his faggot manchild friends about how I'm "super into nerd stuff"
>local outcasts start talking to me out of the blue
>two convicted pædophiles, two landfill-sized blobs draped in wolf shirts, cargo shorts and enveloped in curious aromas, the hifi nerd who never has money to buy a fraction of the stuff he's talking about, and the nouns gun nerd regularly run me up when I'm shopping to yammer on about the newest capeshit films
>they do not fucking take the hint when I tell them flat out that I'm not interested
>6 years later
>finally got them to stop bothering me
>people still haven't fully accepted that I don't care to associate with those people
If I hadn't spent such a long time trying to clear my name, I'd just have moved.

>>38806311

>Doesn't like anime intros

What are you? A faggot?!

>>38796550
DEJA VU!