>tfw I want to start lifting, but I don't want to get

kill you'reself

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>>38784980
DELETE THIS!!!

>>38785009
>>38785025
Why is it bad to not want to look like these dried out, roided out, meatheads?

No because getting jacked is hard as fuck and takes dedication and isn't some accident.

And it takes years. So hey, if you're retarded enough to think one day (in a future that will never happen because you're clearly not going to make it) "hey this is jacked enough," you can just stop right there and maintain.

I lifted for 2 months and accidentally looked like Ronnie Cutler. Hate when that shit happens. I just want to tone and look like Rad Plitt in Fight Club.

>>38785036
You don't have to worry about that anon, no one here thinks you ever will

>>38784980
considering most of the fat cunts at the gym have been trying for years I don't think it'll be a problem for a basement dwelling beta cuck like you

>>38784980
you will never get past dyel so dont worry

>>38784980
You mean that you are insecure of how others perceive you so much,
that you are willing to keep living an unhealthy lifestyle to feel normal?

>>38784980
Don't worry, you probably wouldn't even reach your goal.

>>38784980
>he thinks that if he goes 6 months to a gym, do a couple of bench presses, some out of form deadlifts and skip leg day he will turn into a freak

don't worry bro, you will be one of those weird newcomers that awkwardly stare at everyone that makes a sudden movement and will never get gains

>>38785036
>I think there's a chance I will accidentally become Arnold

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>>38786171
>>38786860
>>38787532
>>38787586
>came to shit on OP, but my boys have already taken care of business.

whelp if you read the guide on the sticky then you would know that if you don't eat too much calories you won't get jacked

>>38785009
kill your self x2