Anyone notice that monster has been shilling their crack soda on our board?
Seriously there are like 4 threads up promoting this garbage.
>>38775201
Yup, don't touch the shit anyways. Taste like ass, and not worth it.
>>38775201
We got a turd in the punch bowl.
>>38775228
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK. I think it's hysterical.
>>38775228
there's also that chloe thread she's holding a fucking monster . shit's hilarious
good thing you made another one then...
>>38775201
Pretty sure its just a couple anons meming.
>>38775228
You can just smell the bullshit
>>38775678
Why would someone meme about the cool, refreshing taste of a monster?
Bang! >>>>> Monster
The new cotton candy bang is hnnnngg
it's not shilling, I forgot which (NCIS?) or some health pub board just put out a very nice study that showed the benefits of people that consumed at least 2 cans a day showed significant test boosting abilities.
I know I sound like the typical aspy fuck on /fit/ with no sources but I do recall it had something to do with the Inositol, which is like a B vitamin that is formerly known for being a big hair growth booster. The White Monster (Zero Ultra) are known to have the highest concentration of Inositol
DRINK UP BUDS
>>38775690
the need to immortalize that first sip my man
>>38775715
Heaven is a place where every sip is the first sip.
>>38775711
FUCK. OFF. SHILL.
Yeah I had one of these on Friday morning because my power was out so I couldn't make coffee before work. I had stomach cramps and diarrhea within three hours.
Don't do it. Don't drink this poison.
I can't drink monster or rockstar without getting chest pressure a couple hours later. Fuck that garbage.
>>38775201
They're on /ck/ too.
>>38775678
Why are you guys like autists when it comes to memeing shit?
When did /sp/ get here?
>>38775667
>>38772476
That monster is photoshopped
>>38775742
Kek