gym /mischief/ >guy asks how much longer I'll be on

>>38771619
>Autistic man cucks himself

Wew lad, really mischievous.

>>38772320

>meme man memes himself

do you even know what any of those words actually mean? Even on 4chan?

>changed all the squat rack screens to porn and hid the remote

This actually turned out to be pretty bro-tier. Everybody got a test boost and hit new PRs

>guy supersetting with 3 sets of dumbells and a pull up bar.
>take one of his dumbells when hes doing pullups.
>watch in the mirror as he looks confused as fuck when he turns around to do his head bobbing fagboy lat raises.

>>38771619
Tfw ive actually done this because didnt wanna make people wait

>warming up bench
>literal gypsy dyel supermanlet comes up
>asks how long I got left
>say like five sets
>goes away with a frustrated look on his face
not even my fault, whatever

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>>38771619
>ask if I can work in with someone doing bench
>he says that's fine
>Don't say thanks
>don't offer to spot
>cover bench in my sweat
>don't help change weights after my set

Lol

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>>38772361
imagine being this beta

>>38771619
This was an accident but

>squatting
>guy asks how many sets I have left
>I was just going to do my final set
>"this is my last one"
>do my set then leave, nodding at him on the way out
>once I leave, I realize that I forgot to take the weights off

sorry breh

>>38772430
This was about 2 years ago. Ive changed since then but deep inside my personality is the same. I just hide it better now.

>setting up a deadlift
>bro when your done can you leave the wait on it? "
>sure
>do last set
>strip all weight but 2.5lbs plate off

MILDLY ANNOYING
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>>38772576
>"can you leave the wait on it?"
>"wait"

>>38771619
>round up all 2.5 lb plates
>stack them under 10 45s

d e v i l i s h

>>38773012
That's literal manlet humor

>Not being a lanklet and putting all the 45s on the highest pin

>put an out of order sign on the pl8 vending machine

>>38772361

o I'm laffin

>>38771619

can you just switch turns?, jesus christ

>>38772352
>Porn
>test boost
You need to look up the affects of porn on the male mind

>>38773597
Porn has zero effect on test. You might be thinking of oxytocin and dopamine release being numbed from overexposure to porn which can lead to dick related issues, which people assume has something to with test, but in that scenario it doesn't. Stop spreading this misinformation about porn related test issues, they don't exist and the daily "no fap/porn is just a meme XD" is annoying enough as it is with without people not understanding what they're talking about.

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>working at gym
>every Sunday after gym closes I go through all the lockers and swap out the squat plugs
>watch as people struggle with too tiny or too big squat plugs all week

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>>38774648
Top lol

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>>38771619
>scratch balls between sets of deadlifts
>people use my barbell all indirectly touched my sack

>hey man what are you working today?
>oh its legs day
>we both start laughing hysterically

>>38774648
>not having their very own customized squat plugs
Those DYELs have only themselves to blame.