>Oh my God. Look at the guy in front of us. He doesn't

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>>38758641
>tfw barely out of dyel mode, but nobody lifts at my uni
>tfw professors call me. "big guy"

>>38758641
jokes on them, with their squinty eyes I probably do look like I lift

>>38758671
4u

They better shut up before my boyfriend hits them.

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>>38758641
You girls better shut the fuck up once the movie starts.

>>38758641
>>38758641
>tfw dirty bulked over the past 6 months
>coworkers think i lift a lot
>i'm just fat
what do?

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>"C'mon anon show us your spike! You are tall enough to spike aren't you?"

>>38759184
What the fuck is a spike

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>>38758641
"Sorry, the men on /fit/ are just much more feminine than you and your slope friends."

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>tfw no A V E R A G E kazakh gf

>>38759184
You mean dunk, right? The only language I know in which "spike" translates the same as "dunk", so I'll call you malakas

>>38759416
Kazakh grills are out of fashion. Fit is all about Estonians now.

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>>38759430

Do you have any proof?

>>38759152
Idk start cutting maybe?

>>38758641
>the guy in front of us
>browsing a fitness board

I'm at my computer. How did you get in my house?

>Spend $18 to see a shitty movie
>Ignore movie, browse phone

Or

>Stream movie at home
>Ignore it while browsing fit on another tab

>>38759184

Those are fucking soccer balls.
"Spike" is a volleyball term.

>>38759416
WAWAWEEWA

>>38758641
From left to right
>old
>asian
>eyebrows
>asian

Who cares what these bitches think

>>38760036
fuxing xinyi? looks wrong somehow. minsheng?

>>38758641

>be lazy
>enjoy lifting but not cardio

Strong as an ox, but look like an average fat guy with arms that say "I watch to much porn". I hate this feeling.

>>38759064
Kys

>>38758641
fitness isnt just be about lifting heavy objects or looking big so they would be retarded to even think that in the first place.

>>38761571
I'm the opposite.

I love cardio but am reluctant to lift.

I'd probably be otter mode by now if only I could get some abs.

dont look at me with those coin slots you ugly wenches!!

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>/fit/ hates kazakhstani volleyball players now

wtf i hate /fit/ now

>>38758671
Because you're fat.

>>38758641
2>3>1>4

Like I care what a bunch of muzzie women think. Filth.

>>38762766
4>2>3>1
Those weird looking Asian girls are the chillest

Who is number 3? She has a very kind face.

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>>38762867
Elina Nadyrshina!

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>>38758641
>slowly turn my head around
>"yes"
>"No homo"

>>38762896
Thanks. She's a sweetie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/zPAHKvIpQA/
>"I'm going to miss you so much, anon! I'm sure next time I see you, you'll look thick, solid, and tight!"

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>>38762896
>tfw no mousy haired kazakh gf

>>38758641

>worrying about what duckface and her crew of 3/10s thinks

>>38758671
>professors call me. "big guy"

you better get good at sucking cock if you want to graduate

>>38758641
H I M E C U T
I
M
E
C
U
T

>Y-you too.

*turns around*
Hi girls, I'm genderfluid and demisexual. Today I choose to use male pronouns and dress like a man. I'm homoflexible: like, you have to be as beautiful as these men for me to consider you. OMG, I love your top. Momcore as fuck: my mom wears reeboks! You might be attractive enough for me to consider you. What's your major?

>>38759416
C U T E
U
T
E

>>38759267
ur
d i c c

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>>38758641
c-can we hold hands while we w-we watch this movie sabina chan?

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>>38763204

>>38761934
>>>/r/eddit

I came into this thread expecting it to be an actual gay thread with the aforementioned naked fit men... all I'm seeing is chinkettes. Lame

>>38762925
Wew, lads. Those legs.

>>38758641
Tatyana > 3rd > the rest

>>38759184
that tiny asian gril though

>>38758641
Nah, but some of the women they post here arouse me.

>>38766973
The ones that look like dudes, right?

>>38758641

Why should I care what these cunts think? Only 1 of them is even pump and dump material. The rest are trash.

>>38767603
Which one? It must be third unless you are homo.

>>38764656
Try it for a laugh. Actually it might not work on girls like this since they aren't Western.
But in the West gay people are worshiped and college girls think talking that shit makes them smart and superior.
So if you explain to them that you know college lingo AND you're a queer: they're disarmed.
They can't say
>omg what a creeper
to their friends because they'll be afraid their friends will call them homopobic.

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What did Sabina Altynbekova mean by this?

>>38768832
She's a slut anyway. Not worth anyone's attention. Her dream team doesn't even consist of her friends.