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>Be me
>5'9 175, former kickboxer,been lifting for 8 months
>Go to apartment's gym, claim the barbell, start doing low-weight high-rep rows.
>Two douchebag college kids with nonexistent calves walk in, go directly to leg press, and put 5 plates on each side.
>They go down way less than parallel, heels aren't on the pad, knees fall inward, and they're using their arms to push their legs.
>doyouevenlift.png
>The pudgier douche points at me, whispers something, and they both laugh.
>YOUCAMETOTHEWRONGNEIGHBORHOODMOTHERFUCKERS.jpeg
>Put 275 on the bar and start deadlifting violently.
>The plebs look nervous.
>Up to 315, grunting loudly on the lift, and banging the bar while lowering.
>Pudgy one looks scared.
>"Lets finish up soon"
>I smell their fear like a shark smells menstruation.
>imnotdonewithyouyet.gif
>Up the weight to 365.
>Assume the sumo deadlift position
>When they start to head for the door, make eye contact with the fat one.
>Pull like my life depended on it, screaming like I'm about to go super saiyan.
>Tiny spot of piss appears on the fat one's shorts as they rush past me.
MRW when I made a pleb piss himself while setting a new PR.
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Why would you become a sad nazi frog for blowing a few douchers TFO?
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>>38750844
Perhaps the heaviest things we lift are not our weights, but our feels.
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>>38750813
i have a similar story but with squats and a bunch of fratboy college seniors with mediocre legs
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>>38750887
Why is it always the ones with bad legs who wanna start shit?
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>>38750813
>banging bar on 3pl8 diddle
>sumo
>pr @ 365poons
Yeah yeah nice story, but I've never seen an apartment gym with actual pl8s.
They usually have dumbells up to 75 max and all sorts of meme machines.
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>>38750879
That's some deep shit, anon. You ok?
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Perhaps the heaviest things we lift are our feels....seems accurate here. Don't be such a faggot with the weak weak deadlift numbers in your fake story.
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>>38750813
I'd believe it if people actually got intimidated from someone lifting something
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>365 sumo for one rep is impressive
M8...
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>>38750962
True story w/ real numbers. Maybe I'm wrong, but I've been told that's pretty good for lifting less than a year. If I was gonna lie, I'd probably say 5 plates.
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>>38750879
My deadlift is heavier than my feels kek
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To a legit powerlifter? Of course it's not.
But to some faggots who can't handle a bar? Potentially rustling
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>>38750813
that fact you even thought this would be a cool fake story is bad enough - let alone the fact you spent the time thinking and writing it all up and then posting it on here, cringy autistic retard
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