Well /fit/ today I fucked up my chances with my qt3.14 soul mate.

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Well /fit/ today I fucked up my chances with my qt3.14 soul mate.

>be freshman year in college
>must take retarded seminar
>acting seminar because ezpz credits
>beautiful Cecilian goddess sits next to me and makes convo
>exchange names
>go in for the kill
>I tell her her hair looks nice
>smooooth as shampoo
>she chuckles "Not as nice as your arms"
>only ever been complimented on my body by gay guys
>shit fuck piss brain work
>"th-thanks dude"
>thought I fucked up big time and she speaks again
>hits me with "and you've got some pretty eyes"
>winks at me
>AutistWasUnprepared-20hp.runescape
>remember that when hawks are mating they imitate each other
>"w-well you've got some pretty eyes too"
>wink back
>she rejects it completely
>"my eyes are brown! Brown is so unattractive, tell me one good thing that's brown other than chocolate!"
>think to myself
>"Well definitely not brown people"
>didn't think it, actually said it out loud
>my smug grin turns to panic
>realize class is silent
>faces staring with disgust
>stand up and make an attempt to leave
>class still silent
>head down to the door and leave the room
>NotThisWay.mp4
>I pop my trusty MAGA hat on and my head back into the room and yell
>"Zing! Gotcha all real good, I was pretending to be a Trump supporter funny right? I think my actings improving a lot"
>small class still sitting with jaws on the floor
>bow and walk back through the door

I've skipped it for the past week but I have to go today for a performance that counts for half our grade. Going to do trumps wall speech to try and keep the theme. I hope the Don forgives me. Did the Zing line save me or are my chances with the qt over?And to keep it fitness related Sheiko 4 day or Madcow 5x5 for better linear development for a lifter with 8 months experience?