If I swallowed one of those growing donisaur toys would it expand

Why not just eat oats? They do the same thing.

>>38714012
Rice will bloat you up real good

>>38714012
Excuse me

>>38714023
>>38714028
but both of those had calories. I thought the benefit of the growing dinosaur toy is that it's not food.

>>38714023

>oat meal
180 calories per serving

>sponge
0 calories per serving, possible death.

Op wants stop eating, which means zero calories.

I think we have a clear winner.

>>38714096
I don't want to stop eating, I just want to eat smaller portions and still feel full. and a growing dinosaru toy won't kill me, they sell those things to kids

>>38714054
lmao

>>38714012
>>38714012

It will, but you have to cut it up into small pieces and drink a bunch of water with it.

Oh and don't forget to post the results from your trip to the ER.

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instead of food just eat vita gummies

I eat 4 bottles a day

There are actual pills that already do that.

>>38714255
oh sure, they change the name to something sciency sounding, but when they expand in yur stomach they're still dinosaurs

Dino Could cause blockage.

Use fiber pills instead. You will get sick and full, possibly blocked up still, but still full.drink plenty of water.

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>>38714300

kek

>>38714579
a vegan kiwi from invercargill posting here?

>>38714597

Spot on

>>38714012
Don't eat the goddamn expanding dinosaur. I do behavioral therapy for severely autistic kids, and every single kid I work with has eaten one of them at some point. They usually bite it into chunks, then swallow the pieces, which are all dissolved in their stomach acids. At this point, we have two options

>Tard will explosively vomit dino bits/goop (depending how good they are at not vomiting). Believe it or not, this is the best option

>Tard will keep it down, and then three to four hours later, shit out a solid stream of brightly colored gel that will clog a toilet. It doesn't matter what kind of toilet it is. It will clog it, and the tard will invariably want to pick it up and hold it.


DON'T EAT THE GODDAMN DINO

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>>38714625
Do this OP, but just shit on someone elses lawn

How about Amaranthus? Is it good?

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>>38714625
SHIT ON SOMEONE'S LAWN OP

>>38714579
Hell pizza is fucking GOAT

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>>38714625
I'm crying

do this OP and document it

>>38714012
It will be very painful

>>38715487
You're a big guy

>>38714300
made me lol irl

srsly thouh OP look up shirataki noodles

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>>38714012
>>38714300
>>38714625
Fucking 10/10 thread, OP

>>38714012
Try sugarless gummy bears, they fill you up without fattening you up.

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>>38714625
DO IT OP, YOU FAGGOT
> and fucking keep us posted of the results

>>38716924
fuck off satan

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>>38714625

When I did pageants girls would soak cotton balls in unflavored gelatin and eat like a half gallon of it for this exact reason. Just unwind the cotton balls (they're actually strips rolled into cylinders) and cut them up. Soak in gelatin. Add mio if you're a pussy. If you add in cigarettes you can comfortably go 3 days without eating.

>>38718323
Doesn't that create poop problems? Like, for example, not being able to?

>>38714012
boggie pls go

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>>38714625
please OP I am dying of laughter

>>38718323

pretty sure swallowing cigarettes is going to kill you

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>>38719703
>he doesn't know

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>>38714012
>>38714625
OP pls

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>>38714625
>and the tard will invariably want to pick it up and hold it.
holy shit lost it