ITT we act like a parallel universe's /fit/ >mfw he

>tfw gf

>pretending to be straight

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>when his height starts with a 4

>my hair keeps getting thicker

How do I stop eating lettuce I know I'm supposed to be eating my French fries but I just can't stop craving for salads

>>38705308

>tfw 5'6 indian master race

>>38705308
Will lifting make up for being white?

>>38705308
>parallel universe /fit/
It's bizarro /fit/, newfaf

>he fell for the brosplit meme

>>38705308
How do i get girls to stop slobbering all over my junk?
I go to the gym and girls are miring and asking me out all the time, its very annoying having to be nice to cute girls who spill spagetti all the time

n-no hetero

>>38705308
How do I stop hitting new PRs on bench? When will i start to decline?

How do I get a gf?

I'm so tired of loneliness.

How do I get fatter?

>>38705476
>How do I get a gf? I'm so tired of loneliness.

Even in Bizarro /fit/, some things never change.

>>38705476
>How do I get a gf?
its bizarro fit you donkey, not regular fit

>>38705476
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!

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>4 scoops ??

>>38705650
kek

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>tfw ripplebros keep squatting in my curl rack.
>tfw he don't even have a rounded back
>tfw his ass nearly touches the floor

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>be changing in locker room
>some otter mode Chad approaches me for roids
>hes mirin my swole legs andglutes when I bend over to get them from locker
>sell him half my stash for $100
>he goes off to the showers to shoot up
>mfw I'm actually natty

>tfw symmetrical muscles
>Wish I had shorter muscle bellies too
>Oh look, Scooby and Zyzz are having a meetup
>he doesn't even kip
>he doesn't crossfit
>weightlifting

Anyways, current cardio split is RUN,X,SWIM,CYCLE,X
and then 5 minutes of poxy weights

>tfw on finishing strength
>tfw chicken legs

>>38705370
this one made me kek

>>38707063
Kek <--- this one
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek

>>38707063
>tfw on GOBAD (Gallon of beer a day)
>tfw actually doing well

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>>38705370

>>38705308
>tfw I actually bench more than I squat
haha
ha
;_;

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>tfw no one pays attention to Trappy

C'mon guys, be nice to her.

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>>38705402
I miss those threads

>>38705308
>2016
>not doing crossfit

it's like you don't even want to make it

>>38707134
>Wanting to make it, unironically

>At the gym
>See some guy actually lifting weights
lel, do you even sit man?

>>38705671
Hahaha haven't seen that in a while

nice post op

>>38707089
OP said bizzarro /fit/, not regular.

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>>38705308
>tfw you're happy and life's going great

That feeling when you Taking off your fingerless lifting gloves to put the straw in your Capri sun after doing reverse handstand barbell pulls am I right guise

>squatting in the curl rack

what the FUCK is wrong with these faggots at my gym

>Personally I think Keto is a great diet, but this is just my opinion. I know that studies done on rats and obese children don't count for anything really, but still, there's some evidence that it might be helpful for losing fat. What do you guys think? Here's a picture of my current physique just so you can see I actually look good.

>tfw crave masculine vagine
>tfw no anti-trap wants my girlpenni

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Well done for earning ABS in the GYM while CHAD is getting fatter eating PIZZA!

So guys what do you think about the tribute video Zyzz did in memory of scooby?

ARGH I fucking hate an empty gym! Can't wait for new years so I can surround myself with other people!

>>38705308
I'm happy

>>38705308
Finally reached lmao4plate OHP lmao3plate bench lmao2plate squat lmao1plate DL

I MADE IT!

>>38708622
>tfw finally lmao-4pl8 reverse deadlift

Good news, I'm completely over her and don't think about her at all!

>Getting more than 0.1g protein/kg

kek, stay wasting protein, retards.

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<be me
<mirin tq4.13
<solid 1/10 whale
<mirin back
<spaghetti stays in pocket

Anyways ended up banging her with a condom

Also this is now a Fat Acceptance Thread