Hey /fit/ I can't fucking start peeing Like if I'm

i'm dying

>>38704345
Nah you probably are a trigger pisser, you just need an action or thought that'll help you go. For me it's thinking about cumming in a girls mouth. Alternatively, it could be a hate fueled trigger piss. Sometimes I can only pee when I imagine the urinal to be the mouth of someone I really hate and that my piss is actually acid.

Good luck to you, pee cancer is a myth!

lol same, thought it happened to anybody but me
however when I started getting gains (~3 months lifting) and increased my confidence it improved a bit and I could start peeing faster at a friend's bathroom / public bathroom, unless there's people near me, that's where shit gets hard and sometimes I give up and pee when I arrive home or nobody is there

>>38704345
Are you taking opiates?

gently massage the area right behind your scrotum and between your arsehole

I'm no doctor but it always works for me

>>38704345
Swollen prostate? Is your stream weak?
Probably should go have a doctor finger your butt to be sure.

>>38704611
I wouldn't say the stream is weak when it starts going, it's just the initial bit

It's probably not a bad idea to have my butt fingered but I'm trying to see if I can fix it myself before going to that measure

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>have trouble pissing in public
>waiting in crowded bathroom line
>finally my turn, hopefully it's a stall
>urinal right in the middle, no walls
>get up and unzip between two Chads
>keep trying to go, seems like 45 seconds have gone by
>people behind me get angry
>people next to me are staring
>realize Im fucked, have to explain my situation
>"h-heh sorry guys, it's so big that I started a minute ago but it still hasn't come out yet"
>mfw

>>38704627
Does it get worse when you havent masturbated? serious question

>>38704646
>queue for urinal
would nope right the fuck out of there

>>38704662
Nope, don't think there's much difference, it's just slightly harder after having masturbated because of semiboner and sticky urethra, but otherwise same

>>38704677
Alright, some people can get inflammated prostata if they don't ejaculate often. You should get your doctor to finger bang your butthole just to be sure.