>scientists haven't made an edible substance that has

>>38702997
diet jello

Vegetables, almost.

Cabbage

>>38703013
celery

>>38703013
Munching on raw vegetables gets old after a few months, plus it subtracts from daily macros

>>38702997
because it's nearly impossible

our body is so good at absorbing calories from things, that we can sustain ourselves entirely on treebark if we need to

you might say "what about fake sugar, like splenda or aspartame?"

the truth about fake sugars is that they dont ACTUALLY have 0 calories, they're just so sweet that you need almost none at all to make a bottle of sweetened 0 calorie soda, or coffee

>>38703030
>gets old
and? its like you eat for taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
might be what you're looking for op

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>>38703030
>Munching on raw vegetables subtracts from daily macros
What

>>38703030
And so will munching on this science shit

>>38702997
Do illicit drugs count?
Because they have zero calories, make you feel shit (close to taste good) and on some you don't feel like eating at all

>>38702997
Wtf? Why would you eat if you are not doing it for the energy and nutrients? Are you obese?

>>38702997

Kids are dying of hunger, and OP is looking for a food that his fat ass can eat without adding calories to his diet.

>>38703030

Cook them you animal.

And if you can't fit vegetables into your macros you fucked up, enjoy your scurvy and micro deficiencies as you make shit gains.

Water, duh.

>>38702997
You mean like a diet coke for foods?

>what are vegetables with seasoning

>>38702997
dust

Shirataki Noodles

>>38702997
because it already exists in nature and wise alpha males don't cater to the sins of sloth and gluttony.

>>38703047
>5 cents each
Fuark these are perfect for bulking

>>38703047
How are these fags still alive?