Guys I need your attention hear me out
I just finished mixing my protein shake and put the proton tub back in the drawer
I go to my room and drink it and lurk /fit/
I go back to get some more milk for my shake but the drawer door is open and the tub is on the table now
What the fuck is going on? I'm alone and I don't remember putting it on the table I clearly remember putting it in the drawer
What the fuck is going on? I got goosebumps
Why is that poor doggo so scared?
>>38695140
gains golbins
dem ghost gains
No joke m8 if you get confused like that a lot and have severe memory problems/find things you don't remember doing often, check out your house for carbon monoxide poisoning, does that to you.
>>38695140
R.I.P Anon 13/9 2016
did you sleep enough? are you stressing too much? whats going on in your life OP? you couldve just imagined putting it in the drawer or something
BUMP
DONT DIE OP TALK TO US
You're being haunted OP
Haunted by the gains
you have met the swollen ghost of brotein, big gainz will come but only if you write "thanks, brohst" and give brohst one scoop.
>>38695140
EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THIS
All you have witnessed here is a simple visit from the gains ghost.
All the gains ghost does is take your protons so he can get a spooky gf
If you REALLY want him to go away, simple reply "Begone spooky spirit" and your protons will be safe
>>38695140
ARE YOU STILL THERE OP
check your ducts for scoop man incursions. if you can hear rustling and faint mutterings of "cmon" and "goddamnit" when your home is silent you probably have a piano problem.
>>38695140
Are you doing meth? That compared with exhaustion makes you forget or do silly things sometimes
OP WHERE ARE YOU STOP LURKING AND ANSWER
How small is your tub / how big is your drawer?
It could be ants. Those fuckers can lift all kinds of shit when they work together.
Sounds like you got a visit from Scoops McGhee
>>38695583
begone spooky spirit
Gains goblins for sure
>>38695140
This is good way of telling you, you didn't take enough scoops faggot
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
call the cops or man up OP
or call ghost adventures
shoo shoo
OP is dead. It's only me now. Reply to this post saying "go away, Serial scooper" or face the consequences.
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit.
>>38695140
SHOO SHOO GAINZ GHOST
>>38695804
a..are you saying the ants are back
But who was drawer?
>>38695140
I've heard of this before... In my town, they called him the Pianoman. Pianoman, once his gains goblin left him, went insane and overdosed on infinite scoops in his quest to leave humanity behind.
Legend has it, that to this day he is still scooping, and scoops wherever babe takes him.
CMON
Somebody post that cap of the fitbro that beat the fuck out some ghosts
>>38695140
Better call Scoopy Doo to solve this mystery
It's just Rich Piano. Gotta do whatever it takes come-on!
gotta confuse the lifter, right ghosts?
>>38696666
U crammed too many memes in
>>38695140
You're supposed to confuse your muscles not your memory.
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
>be op
>be unable to make new memories like Guy Pearce in Memento
>end up killing a load of people you suspect of stealing your protons
>>38695583
begone spooky spirit
>>38697145
Check my devilish quads, you think I joke about the wrath of Piano? CMON
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
>>38696608
go away, Serial scooper
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
>>38695231
This.
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/
>inb4 leddit
Grow up
>>38695583
>begone spooky spirit
>>38695140
Check your room for Golems.
>>38695140
Scooby is a gentle lover, just bend over and bite the pillow
>>38700660
Noob /fit/izen
What do you need to take to look like this?
>>38695583
begone spooky spirit
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
OP confirmed dead
>>38695140
Sorry Op that was me
posting for OPs return
>>38695583
Begone spooky spirit
>>38696666
witnessed
>>38700851
Insulin when you aren't diabetic.