>Be me out clubbing >meet a girl friend and her cute friend

99.9% of western women cheat, it's not big news. It's literally a part of their DNA.

>>38690397
>inventing stories to impress your internet pals

>>38690397
Girls with boyfriends is a plus you faggot. Makes my dick hard as diamonds every time I cuck someone

>>38690397
Like cucky moot says
Only a retard assumes anything here posted as a true story

>>38690397
Last party I went to I woke up with the host's pet muntjac licking butter off my cheek. You're going to the wrong parties m8.

Nahi hate that shit. I won't even let em suck my dick. Record their titties n send to their bf for ultimate denys

>>38690397
>Afterparty
>Bed
Nigga you cant even lie , you nigger never went to a club

After that you kissed me and did me a blowjob. You licked my chest like you were licking a plate that had nigger dick flavoured pudding. Then you proceed to fart under the sheets. Oh the smeel and sound of faggotry.

>>38690463
this

>>38690619
kill you are self

>>38690648
the only thing here that needs to die is your hunger for dick

>>38690463
Your an evil man senpai, tfw slept with a married women whilst her children were in the house.

What a slut.

>bitches ain't shit but tricks, I been knowin' that
>blowin' on dicks for spliffs and cold cognac
>out club hoppin, hoppin in Kodaks
>where's the coke at? Love white like Bobby wife
>finna party like it's prom tonight
>finna kill a nigga walkin' to his mom's tonight

Opie, you so gangster.

>>38690434
implying men do not, OP is obviously gay

Honestly famm my biggest regret in life has been nt cheating on my ex, and not fucking 2 of my best friends girlfriends when they wanted the D (were not friends anymore, when anothwr friens hooked up with my exgf they al looked out for him, so really I should have cheated on her and fuxked their girlfriends a few years prior) Stop saying no to pussy, it'll stop coming your way eventually.

>>38691167
*not

>>38691167
How are they best friends if you are willing to sleep with their girl friends? They aint so good friends if you dont speak no more either.

What kind of shit person would actually do that to their friend.

>>38691184
I wasn't willing to when they wanted me too. It is a few years later I realized they are pieces of shit and fucking their gfs and cutting them off right when we graduated high school would have been a much better course of action than being all "" bros over hoes""

>>38691133
Aye

>>38690482
Wrong board m8

>>38691133
is this english?

>>38691316
I think you're looking for /pol/

>>38690397

I respect you bruh

>>38690434

lmao why don't you kill yourself if you're THAT insecure?

why even try to get in a relationship if you're just gna get cucked?

damn this is pathetic

>western

yeah, because asian and african women never ever cheat, right?

you ever been to korea?

>>38690463

desu if the girl is ready to cheat the relationship is worthless anyway, cant really judge you

>>38690484

thats hot

>>38690397
The only people you shouldn't cuck is friends, everyone else is fair game. Also make sure you let your friends know.

>>38691502
Shut up those are the best

>>38690434
Muhammad pls

>>38690434
this is true and anyone denying it is either naive or in denial

>>38691362
Damn tumblr dont get so uppity

>>38690434
all the bluepill replies are just more proof that the west is cucked beyond belief

men (specifically white men) need to wake the fuck up

>>38691133
Hope i outlive them red roses

>>38690449
I am his e-pal and i am impressed

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I always feel so empty inside after clubbing. Especially when I get rejected by a lot of girls. It takes me weeks to get my confidence back up to where I can even talk to women. I can't even jerk off for a few days afterwards.

Why is this?

>>38695237
Are u me ?

>>38695237
im pretty sure that beats my routine of fucking hookers and falling in love with them

>>38695375
Sorry you feel this way too

>>38695428
At least you get laid m8

>>38695428
Fucking retarded you can literally just pull a pretty women with a low class mutt chick with what you may be spending.

>>38690397
You gay brah not a good guy

>>38695478
How?

>>38690434
Slightly under 50% you mean.

>>38695486
>he has never paid for sex the normal way
you've got a lot to learn my friend

>>38695531
How

>>38695478
i have spent even more on expensive clothes, shoes, watches, own a nice car and still cant get it, i literally have no idea how to approach woman and when they approach me they are usually not that good looking

at least with the whores I can chose a prtty one to get my heart broken by

>>38695654
Do you approach these woman or do they approach you. Forget the hookers man or atleast don't fucking fall in love with them.

>>38690397
i respect u but know that u are not gaining anything by being a gentleman

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>never thought I was attractive
>start getting /fit/
>losing weight
>6 foot 4, 92kg, down from 102 kg from three months ago
>just got myfitnesspal
>the cut continues

>go out one night in a toga to a house party
>pretty fun, everyone moves onto pub then club
>people change into proper clothes
>I didn't
>decide to head out in toga anyway because fuck it

>girls coming over talking to me for the first time ever
>girls groping me, grinding
>holy shit is this what chad feels like
>had a couple of chances to get laid but fucked it up since I stalled

I'm determined to go the whole way this halloween. What costume should I wear to pull? I've got six weeks to lose more weight and find a costume. I'll probably reach 14%

>>tl;dr what costume to get laid this halloween if I'm 6'4", 85kg, 14% body fat

>>38697499
>6'4", 85kg
Holocaust survivor

You must have the tiniest fucking build, low test lanklet genes lmao

>>38697551
Yeah man, I'm gonna be skinny as hell but it's a base to build from.

God-tier insertions though. Bulking over Christmas is going to be dope.

>>38690397
You're a good guy OP... A shame you can't trust women...

>>38697655

You dont fucking cut then bulk when you have no muscle.

You cant be serious.

>>38697711
>have no muscle

if he has no muscle, he's got nothing to lose

and mid teens in bf% still has room for improvement

you didn't think this through did you

>>38691316
Say that shit again and I'll fuck you up, nerd.

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>>38690397

literally this happened

when i wanted to do anal she goes, but i tried it with my boyfriend and it hurts to much

by that point you are literally in her so might as well finish it

felt bad tho

>>38690434
>It's literally a part of their DNA
Think this is a case of nurture rather than nature... which is even more sickening.

>>38690397

You sir are a fucking BITCH.

Either that or none of this happened.

If a chick is gonna get some side D she's gonna get some side D, might as well be you because if it isn't she'll find someone else to fuck.

>>38697752
>attached to the bottom of the toilet seat flap
Pretty smart.

>>38691502

This.

If you click your bro you're a piece of shit. But if you find some slut who's ready to chest on her man you might as well mop up because she'll find someone...

>>38697758
I found a girl who i'm 99.9% would never cheat. If she lost feels or wanted someone else she'd break it off which i'd rather have then get cheated on.
BUT
>Tfw she only wants to be friends
We got pretty close, flirty, talked about moving to where she lives, etc, etc
Then i was hit with
>Muh feelings are confused
Women, fuck it makes me wish i was gay.

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>>38695428
>falling in love with them
I honestly wish I could do this. I think it's cute. I Just fuck them until my time is up, or they threaten to call the police, whichever comes first.

>>38697776
your insecurities are delicious.

its fine to not want to be part of the cancer that makes relationships a living hell for everyone. Plus, I know of guys who had to go into hiding because the boyfriend turned out to own a gun and be a psycho with psycho friends.

You never know the shit you might get into and being the side D is just plain beta. I mean, you're not even man enough to just claim the woman you have to grovel for whatever falls your way.

>>38697879
>nothegnn personnell kid

Is it just me that is shit scared doing casual 1 night stands?

Hiv, Herpes etc. Permanent for the rest of your life.

Why risk it?

>Inb4 virgin, neckbeard fag

>>38697845
Shit happens, don't linger on people that are not capable of making solid decisions, they're at a point in their life of no direction and will likely hold back the progress of those around them. If and when she gets her shit together and she sees how far you've come in life she'll look for you. Move on but keep in touch

>>38697909
If you're lucid enough to weigh the pros and cons of sticking your dick in some unknown area then i think that's a clear sign that unlike ACTUAL virgins you're not so thirsty as to jump on anything

>>38690434

t. Rasheed

What do if friendless guy to clubbing?

>>38697978
Instead of making memes, just prove the guy wrong.

>>38697935
Solid advice friend, and that's kinda what i'm trying to do. Working to go to school, and lifting. Still talk to her regularly. One day I hope she comes crawling to me, a part of me will want to say no, but i know i won't be able to resist. She's my oneitis.

>be a new trainer
>get a new client
>national tier tennis player
>works as a computer programmer
>put all possible feelings aside for the sake of professionalism
>hits a 225 squat in 6mo
>golden girl client pretty much
>start showing up to her competitions for her sport
>hang out with outside of training/work
>fucking fell in love with her
>dont want to risk losing my best client
>dont want to risk losing the chance to make her happy as a trainer
>going to risk it anyway
>telling her next week

wish me luck on my GF PR lads

>>38698223
>national tier tennis player
>works as a computer programmer
nah i think you mean casual player
whats the ITF level of the tournies bro?

>>38698253
5.5

>>38698223

Pic?

>>38698259
not bad
Anyway 90% of tennis girls especially pros date their coaches or trainers
its an easy lay bro

T.guy who plays div 1 tennis

>>38698266
Nothing would benefit from me posting one, only negative outcomes.

>>38698285
You give me hope

if she doesnt like me, its her loss anyway.

if she drops me as a trainer, same thing, her loss.

>>38697891

This here folks is what's called "Mental Gymnastics"

You cant control how society fucks women up, all you can do is fuck sluts till you find a woman you're attracted to who isn't a skank.

Unless you can go years without fucking, which of you can rhan good for you.

But chances are out of the girls you've hooked up with, tons of them had boyfriends or romantic interests.

>>38698295
nah you got this m8. she wouldn't have you come to her tourneys if she didn't want to fuck you

>>38698310
Im puppy love-sick, I think about her sexually, but Im more content just being around her.

>>38697728

You don't fucking cut with no muscle just to bulk in the winter.

You didnt think that through.

A cut is when you are trying to get your body fat % down so your muscle look good. If he is just losing weight then he is dieting.

But once again you do not fucking cut when you have no muscle just to bulk a couple months later.

>>38698223
Good luck, breh.

>>38697751
is this english?

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>>38690484

>>38695237
Lmao I get rejected so much even though people can't stop telling me how good looking I am
IME the #1 most important thing by far when it comes to picking up sluts is persona/attitide/confidence
I know this guy who girls dont look twice at under regular circumstances but he fucking cleans up when he wants to because he acts the jock
I can't seem to hack it though, whatever

>>38698223
DON'T tell her you love her! just ask her out

I've never been to a club and I feel as though I might be missing out on an experience.
Would you guys say that the pros of clubbing outweigh the cons?

>>38699318
clubbing is depressing and boring desu

>>38699318
You probably have to be drunk to enjoy it
You have to be confident but not 'too much' if you want to get chicks
Clubbing itself is actually pretty shit but the chance of pulling a chick makes it somewhat exciting