That guy in the gym thread >That guy who wears crocs >That

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>that herd of trying-hard-to-be-chads who listen to loud music, laugh loudly and take half of the equipment in the gym despite doing only memecurls no matter what they're using
Though I gotta give it to these people the amount of curl variants they can come up with is pretty impressive

>That guy who spends 30 minutes at the most in the gym
>That guy who spends entirely too much time on the abductor machine


Sauce on the animu, OP?

>That guy who is fat and small but still wears a shirt with the sleeves cut off.

/fit/, how do I tell who's gay at the gym?

>>38686001
all

>>38686001
These issues get sorted out in the sauna, anon

>>38686013
College gym, doesn't have one or a locker room.

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>>38686001
anyone who looks like they took a shower before gym in the morning

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>>38686001

Only way to know for sure is to put out the welcome mat and see who comes knocking, anon.

>>38686001
Everyone... no homo tho...

>>38686001
Spread your cheeks veeeeery wide in the changing room and wait, anon.

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>That guy that goes to the gym the same time as you, uses all the same machines and racks in the same order as you, and lifts more than you

Fuck that guy

>>38685791
I'm that guy. I only do it because when i was lifting overhead with sleves my shirt rose and exposed my gut. But hey at least i've lost 160lb

>>38686821
Why not work in?

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>>38685700
>that weeb who blasts his anime music

I'm gonna ram his ass in the shower one day.

Spending the summer in USA and I'm seeing some golden shit.

>that guy who loads up his barbell with about 14 ten-pound plates to do bench press
>that guy who uses straps for bicep curls

>that huge dude who you know for a fact HAS to lift but every time you see him at the gym he just walks around d and talks to the other huge guys at the gym and never lifts a single weight.

>>38686030
I do this because I'm losing my hair and after sleeping it's all fucked up and you can see my scalp so showering helps.

>that guy who complains about plates not coming in pairs from the machine even though he read and signed the terms when he started.

>that old Asian man who's old enough to the point where he looks like a wizard who matches your breathing patterns and rep counts then follows you around
Am scared fit

>>38686030
All of my t-shirts and gym pants have holes so the least I could do to not look like an insane hobo is showering.

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>that guy who stares at the asses of any guys squatting ATG
>that guy who intentionally sets up bar behind you deadlifting just so that he could stare at your ass all the time
>mfw that guy is me

>those older guys who use that slimming wrap thing around their stomach while working out

Shit's tripped out I think like 5 guys wear that shit at the commercial gym I go to

>That guy that rides the stationary bike and watches Boku No Pico on his iPad without headphones

>>38686001
They use a trip

>>38686001
Look in the mirror.

>>38687010
There's an older guy at my gym who on the shoulder press machine does like 230lbs each side. Does one rep, leaves his towel there, walks around, comes back, and pumps himself up for round 2.

>that older Asian guy who somehow sticks his feet into the pull up bars on the squat rack, hangs upside down and kinda shakes his head back and forth

I've no idea how he gets up there, nor what exactly he's doing, but he's DYEL as all hell. I call him batman. Wish I had a pic to show

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>that girl who bends down real low to get the weights every time

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>>38687408
>Implying he isn't getting more boi pucci in a week than you could ever get in a year

>>38687010
mysterious
couldn't hurt to ask him unless you sperg and make it sound insulting

>>38687144
no homo tho right

>>38686920
you forgot to say no homo

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>That Asian guy that comes in at night and walks on the treadmill while texting or sleeps on the leg press
>that tall lanky old guy that benches 100lb Dumbbells somehow
>the middle age Russian dude that squats 5 pl8 and has prison tattoos
>the old lady that benches the bar with her feet on the bench while her husband spots her
>thetwo sorority girls who talk on the eliptical and cheat curl 20's for 45 mins
>that lax bro that front squats 3 pl8 and looks like a white Bob Marley
>that roided out guy that only does machines and drives a huge lifted truck
>the fat power lifter who deadlifts for an hour and leaves chalk everywhere

>that guy that wears turbo short shorts while lifting

[spoiler]it's me[/spoilersdontworkon/fit/]

>that guy who goes regularly but has made no progress whatsoever

>>38685783
>That guy who spends 30 minutes at the most in the gym That must be then, I stretch and then do 1 exercise and the stretch again and then leave

>>38685740
Oh my
Quite good

>that mexican guy who comes in with cargo shorts on and his kids, never re-racks weights, has horrible form, benches in the smith machine (without moving the bench back), and only works upper body

>>38687010
Does he look something like a piano?

>>38687945
>Forgot

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>>38687144
Worrying/10

>>38685700
>those two guys who come in at midnight to use the tanning beds

>>38687066
>>38687487
Whats up wth Azns* and their weird gym habits
* read: DYELs

>>38685700
That guy who violently swings his legs and cheats doing pull ups

That guy who's huge but weak as fuck

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>that guy that breathes loudly and makes weird sad girl getting raped noises
>that guy that walks around all sweaty
>tfw when that guy is me

>>38688556
>shit tier post
>too retarded to greentext
You are voted off the island

>>38688410
That's you.

>>38688024
That sounds really cozy tbqh. Especially the old couple. Your gym has character.

>>38685700
>that guy who brings his blender to the gym, and makes protein shakes

>that girl who asks you to move the bar lower on a squat rack
If you can't handle the bar you shouldn't be squatting with it reeeeeeeeeeee

>>38685700
>that Somalian guy who goes in the sauna butt ass naked and talks to you in hushed tones, suggesting that he wants your boipucci

>>38688916
>that guy that has a fucking GNC his his FREE locker

Why the fuck do people think it's ok to have like 5 tubs inside a locker that the gym provides for free to everyone?

>>38685783
toyko raven

>>38688410
Found me

>that guy who uses straps to curl a 20# barbell

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>that guy that leaves the gym with his equipment still in a shared locker with no doors and completely open for anyone to grab with zero reason for onlookers to believe it wasn't theirs

>>38686001
Those who get an erection when you fuck them

>>38686001
Ask them if their dad knows they're gay yet. If they say yes than they're gay, but the trick is, if they say no, it still means they're gay but they just haven't told their dad yet xD

>that guy that is too afraid to go to the gym
That's right, that's me.

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>>38687144
> guy starts using the squat rack in front of you
> have to look awkwardly off to the side the entire time he's there so you don't look like you're looking at his ass

>that guy that let out an incredibly obnoxious loud and wet fart while lifting and then proceeded to rack his weights and leave completely forgetting his water bottle in the process and hasn't been back since

My new gym is a little further from home now unfortunately.

>>38687031
Just accept it and shave it off, at least carry yourself with some dignity.

>>38685700
>The chubby fat faggot doing over head press
Ohh wait that's me!!, I look fucking stupid with all of this fat.

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>>38690776
FUUCKKK

>that skinny indian guy who smells like curry
>that chunky and nerdy indian guy that smells like curry
>that curry smelling indian using hands free to work as a telemarketer during sets.
>that white guy sobbing in the corner because the gym smells like sweaty curry......that's me.

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> only one other guy you know that does squats at the gym
> you make eye contact

>>38686920
>that weeb who blasts his anime music
People don't know I actually listen to anime music, do they?

>>38685740
Man I'm so glad my gym has a "no tank tops with back cleavage" policy

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that guy who'se staring at his gymbros ass during squats

>"just checking your depth bro"

tfw its me

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>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomatoa hi n
>Sits on his ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

>>38685740
Source on the anime?

>>38686920
nigger i don't care i listen to dragon ball z power ups and anime music fuck me then u pussyboy

>>38686001
obviously the guy who would glance on the more aesthetic guys when they flex in the mirror
>tfw gymbros now think im gay because i do this but im actually just giving myself goals
i mean i fucked a trap but i wouldnt call myself gay

>>38690570
You have to be at least 18 to use 4chan, anon. Come back in a few years.

>>38691182
Waiter, this pasta is ruining my cut.

>that lumberjack looking motherfucker that has a heavy as fuck Minnesota accent and lets out an audible "uff da" after every set

Never change you goofy bastard.

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>>38691254
dragon ball z?

are u actually fucking kidding me?

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>>38685791

>>38690693
nice post

>>38691254

It's called Boku no Pico. Definitely worth checking out my dude

>>38691396

Kevin Owens is one of the worst things going right now in the WWE

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>That guy who tells DYELS what they're doing wrong
>That guy who carries a yogamat everywhere to superset all of his workouts with push-ups in the rest periods
>That guy who lifts in jeans
>That guy who stares not so discreetly at other people's women
>Empty gallon jug with 6 scoops in the base of it. ---->Fills it up at the tap.
>That guy who does pull-ups in the squat rack on a high setting in between sets.
>MFW I'm all of those guys

>>38686821
>can't beat his shadow-clone

>that little twinky guy who can only bench the bar
>tfw imagining life together after you turn him into a trap

>>38691730
>and also getting him to ottermode with a big ol squat ass and thighs
>because squat ass is good
>and squats also develop your butthole muscles

>>38691756
>tfw this is my goal at the moment
>cute femboy with thicc toned ass and thighs and tight abs
>tfw boyfriend works out with me and is getting closer and closer to proper lumberjackmode
life is good

>>38691076
I can hear every anime opening and track m8

>>38691932
but lumberjacks are typically wirey mother fuckers

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>>38692037
Maybe, I wouldn't know. Pic related is basically what he's going for now. Might as well go full Till Lindemann at that point, but I'm not complaining

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>that guy who squats like a virgin
>that guy who only does compound lifts and thinks he's going to get big

tryhard as heck desu

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>>38691254
Literally what the fuck

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>>38688410
>suddenly nervous that someone that goes to my gym is talking about me

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>that DYEL manlet that comes in with his gf
>his gf constantly looks bored by him
>his gf spends all her time looking at other men

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>>38691932
Post routine.

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itt: people posting about themselves

>>38691098
What's back cleavage? I have a feeling it's referring to stringers but idk.

>that guy who doesn't wear shoes
>that guy who uses the fly machine but leaves the handles in rear delt position
>that guy who hits the heavy bag with love taps between sets
>that guy who shows up in jeans and hoodie on his phone, jumps on a treadmill for 5 minutes, weighs himself and leaves, still looking at his phone
>that guy walks around with his gym bag taking it to each machine even though he has to walk by a locker room when entering
>that guy who does the same routine every. single. day.
>that guy who jumps between 3 or more machines at a time and whenever you use one they say they're using it
>that guy who openly talks about roids and dealing with angries
>that guy who spends more time sitting in the chair by the door reading mags than doing anything else
>that guy who's Indian

>>38686870
keep at it son

>>38692512
>>that guy walks around with his gym bag taking it to each machine even though he has to walk by a locker room when entering
I do that because I don't have a lock. Don't want people stealing my shit.

Also I'll usually need at least one thing out of my bag for that session.

>>38691384
Devours the bait and uses a trip, kys.

>>38691254
It's ok anon, sometimes your post is just no good

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>>38691259
8 years and i still fucking hate tripfags.

>that guy who wears a singlet with a T shirt who sings the Gaston Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0)
>that person is me

>that guy that brings his gymbag inside the lifting area and moves it everywhere they go, filled with all kinds of different equipment and protein so they can make a shake as soon as they're done lifting instead of just driving home and make it there
Mind you I know for a fact that all these boys live within 15 min by bike and they all have cars and besides 30 min anabolic window is such memesciencd anyway

>>38686030
but taking a shower helps me wake up and feel energized :(

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>that guy who is lifting for girls and has the virgin walk

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>>38692125
pic related is actual lumberjack though. modern, sure, but this look hasn't changed in decades and the body type in probably centuries.

>>38692587
locks cost like $5 dude. holy shit.

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>>38686920
>he doesn't have a weeb workout playlist

Get swole, senpai.

>that tall old guy who benches over 300lbs but does quarter reps
not even quarter, like they are tenths of a rep
>that Mr. Japan winner 2015
>that one kid you complimented once and now he's really cocky and you're considering taking him down a peg soon
>dem rival pro wrestlers who literally can't be in the gym at the same time without an argument of some sort ensuing
>that fat black guy who wears a full tracksuit even in the summer, and pushed over the gym manager when he was told to out on gloves when using the punch bag
>that 16 year old Japanese kid who is 5ft3 with a beautiful face, ripped as fuck, and always bows and says ossu to everyone.
I love you lil Aizawa kun

p.s. live in japan so these are all jappos

>that guy who uses straps for sub2pl8 deadlifts
saw that last week

today I saw
>the guy who straps on a belt, then proceeds to do quarter-pullups

>>38686986
Hey sometimes you feel lazy and just load the bar with 10s and 25s

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>that guy doing tricep pressdown on the cable fly machine
>that dude on 5 scoops of preworkout dancing between sets
>that guy who actually has made gains (fuck him)
>that woman with fake tits that look terrible from the side when she does lat pulldowns
>that guy who forgets to take his gym clothes out of the bag and smells like sweat
>mfw its me

>>38693132
you have japanese wrestlers in your gym? fucking kek

>>38693132
everyone knows japs don't lift

>>38690570
>I don't have a dad
What now?

>>38687010
got one of these at the gym I go to

he and his girlfriend are like 8-9/10's and they talk to EVERYONE, even me and the spergs. they come in at like 6pm and do random shit with dumbells and machines until like 9pm where they do barbell stuff (ohp and the big 3). I think they genuinely enjoy just being at the gym and seeing people, they look happy and enjoy working out together

>that guy who curls on the flat bench with 5lbs plates.

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>>38686920

>I'm gonna ram his ass in the shower one day

That should be a /fit/ tagline

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>>38685700
>That guy that stares at everyone else's work out just to make fun of them on a Pro-Brexit European watch making forum

>>38685700
>That one fat guy that can do a full ass to the grass squat thus reassuring the fact that there is no excuse to quarter squat.

>>38693289
this just warmed my heart

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>that guy who comes to the gym, takes a shower then leaves without exercising
This is me

>that guy that shaves his pubes in the gym shower
This is also me

>>38693633
>that 'guy' that shaves his pubes
My gym actually has a sign telling people not to shave their face or any other areas in the gym, obviously it became quite a problem.

>>38693633
Why would this be a problem? Might as well since the showers are private and it'll save me $30/month in water and sewage.

>>38693132
Are you a filthy Gaijin tho ?

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> that currynigger that comes to the gym to do a bodyweight routine.
> that guy that does "speedwork", pic related.

>that guy who does his entire circuit training routine at the squat rack

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>>38694008
My gym only has one squat rack, a while ago I saw one guy spend about 2 hours squatting, yesterday there was some Asian DYEL that spent half an hour doing forward lunges in it.
Life is hell.

>>38693018
And my belt, chalk, straps, wrist wraps, knee wraps? Do I just carry those around? I'm not a fucking kangaroo with a pouch m8

>>38692491

fucking hate it when you pop off the top and the metal is all jagged and shit.

>>38692899
What is this virgin walk?

>>38693132
>he was told to out on gloves
What does it mean to "out on" something?

>>38686030
I do this and im not gay though

>>38694440
>I suck cocks and get boners around men, I'm not gay though.

>That black guy on the treadmill watching Touhou dogfight vids.

I want to chat it up with you so goddamn much but I'm a fat grill.
One day I'll lose this shit, ask who's your favorite 2hu and try and look like her bit by bit.

>>38686001
See >>38687144

>>38685783
Meh I spend 30 mins at the gym and get more done then most of the fags on this board

>>38685700
>That guys who uses clips on the smith machine

>>38685700
>That guy who trys to tell you he was using a piece of equipment even though you've been using it for the last ten minutes already

>>38686870
At least I never had 160lb to lose.

>>38685700
>That fucking guy whe reads a novel while just using the leg part of the rowing machine

>>38693973
Still better form than Branch Warren.

>>38685700
>>That fat guy who wears a weightlifting belt during ohp to hold his gut in

I get this but there's plenty of people who use those belts for legit purpose shit backs etc so don't be an autist if you see someone wearing a belt and doing something other that deadlifts

>That nigger who works out in jeans, Timberland boots and a padded winter coat
I've been in a lot of gyms over the years and he comes to every one of them.

>>38688024
that drawing is too real.

fuck man, even the chair is from my dorm

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>that guy who squats at 45 degrees, calls them """""""power squats"""""" and tells others not to go ATG cause they're bad for your knees, but has to wrap his because hes obviously in pain

>that guy that does weighted dips
>that guy that yawns between sets
>that guy that wears basketball shorts to the gym
>that guy that lifts in running shoes

>>38685700
>that american exchange student who wraps his towel around himself in the sauna full of dudes and old hags letting it hang like they are supposed to

are you all afraid of secretly being gay or what is wrong with you americans ?

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>those guys that deadlift in the power cage
>gym has no squat racks