get abs, they said. ladies will throw themselves at you, they

Dropped

>>38685004
nigga you have 12 year old abs

she spilled all of her spaghetti
she wants the d

>>38685004
LONDON
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D
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>>38685004
Where are they?

>>38685004
What's with that belly button, mang?

>>38685039
>>38685020
>>38685029

fit-shaming a fellow /fit/izen

Check yuo'er privilege, sh*tlords

>>38685075
I meant the girl. He should drop her.

>>38685035
This

>>38685088
Oh OK. I agree - other dudes, come on. Getting abs over age 25 takes dedication

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those abs arent even built you need to do more situps and shit

>>38685004
Good jorb homie, lil mo def and you'll be beating pussy off with a stick

>>38685075
swaggy boi, word to this. OP deserves credit and I don't wanna hear no mo garbo from any pussies unless they post a pic of their own abs holding a paper with time stamp and ASL

>>38685113
Bitches don't know the difference.

>>38685147
>ASL
no homo?

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>>38685122
Checked

>>38685113
>>38685039
>>38685029

Typical fat /fit/ neckbeards shaming someone with a body 10times better than theirs.

>>38685113
Let's see yours.

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>>38685164
No homo just wanna shit on them for their garbage cities

LOL.., maybe you should start lifting, sport

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is this low enough bf% to impress the normies

>>38685274
duh

>>38685274
YUP get a tinder.

>>38685274
Routine?

>>38685168
>>38685184
>implying i can't think someone's bad at sports unless i am the greatest at sports
>implying this logic doesn't also apply in this context

>>38685300
AxBxCD push/pull with heavy compounds 3x5 then isolation 3x10

>>38685274
height/weight?

>>38685402
5'11" ~180 lbs

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>>38685004
Answer her pic related, then say:
>"Not pointing"

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>>38685274
DUDE I WANT TO BANG YOU MAN

fucking goal bod right here

>>38685455
you basically have my goal body and yet are unsure if normies would be impressed. yep, you're in the right place!

>>38685274
fuark nigga those some meaty forearms im jelly

>>38685274
Size of arms/forearms?

>>38685465
you forgot to say no homo

>>38685274
stats?

>>38685274
Please fuck me

>>38685461
HAHA nice

>>38685472
th-thanks for the body dysmorphia /fit/

>>38685504
not at my strongest ever right now but
OHP: 170x5
Bench: 255x5
Squat: 345x5 atg (inb4 doesn't count because belt)
Deadlift: 425x5
10 pullups with 55 lbs

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How do you show a girl your abs without taking a selfie? (Don't live near a beach and it's getting chilly over here so no beach pics)

>>38685029

Fuck you dude. I'd be stoked to be where OP's at.

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>>38685300

>>38685560
pool? "candid" shot of you washing your car?

The trick is to have a friend who's willing to take the shots for you, because that social aspect right there is something females seek.

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>>38685590
>tfw no pool
>tfw no friends
>tfw too self conscious to take pics

>>38685587
>a fucking satellite
nice trip faggot

>>38685645
He's not using a trip, you blithering idiot

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>>38685274

And the question of whether or not I'm gay gets a bit more complicated

>>38685608
pls respond

>>38685645
sorry about the autism friendo

>>38685587
I didn't know there were screencaps of me floating around

>>38685675
no problem. dumb question but w.e...
natty? years liftan?

>>38685875
yes natty, lifting two and a half years, hit peak strength levels about two years in

>>38685304
It doesn't apply, because there are no professional athletes here. We're talking amongst ourselves, and inter pares if you want to tell someone they look like shit, you better look like a million bucks.

>>38685503
>forgot