>So yeah, so great to finally meet you, anon. I'm surprised

>>38680155
Why do you have that face? Did you get slammed repeatedly on the face with a pan?

>>38680155
>implying I would say no to a pint of guinness
>implying I ever date on weekdays

*unzips bag of celery*

actually no fries aren't good for you, did you know these things make your cum pearly white? *looks at celery stick and then takes a bite*

>>38680211
>implying you dont masturbate all day and watch anime without any human contact in your life

>>38680218
>*unzips bag of celery*

holy kek

>>38680155
Ia your hair always retarded like that?

Do people really go out on dates and make a big deal abt macros? If im cutting i just eat less earlier in the day cause i know ill have a few drinks

>>38680886
>Do people really go out on dates and make a big deal abt macros
No.It's 100% a /fit/ meme.Only autismo noobs who started lifting do that shit for a while and then they realize it makes 0 difference in the long run.

>>38680218
make sure you tell her about the acrylamide and AGE's in fried foods bro

>>38680218
>*unzips bag of celery*

some people on this board

>>38680155
are you a trap?

>>38680886
>go out on dates
>me

hahaha

>>38680908
this, but don't tell them yet, we always love us some more >tfw no gf threads

>>38680716
i wish

>>38680155
she looked ok until i saw the huge ass mug
instant turn off

i'd still shit on her chest tho

>>38680155
>drink beer
>fuck her the more furiously to make up for those additional calories
simple

>>38680155

these threads are so fucking retarded

you must be one gay boi to post a thread like this

>>38680155
>implying i don't drink alcohol several times a week
>implying she can talk with my benis in her mouth
>implying i care about retarded macros

>>38680218
Im takimg a shit rn, and i cant stop giggling

>>38680155

If you'd sperg out on a date with a girl about alcohol and 'muh macros' then you're missing the whole point of lifting.

No point being aesthetic as fuark if you're a sad cunt and can't into social situations

>>38680155
Well you see...
*Beep* *beep* *beep*
Then my alarm goes off and I wake up.
A grill I passed walking the other day said good day to me, it's the first time in years that one said anything to me that wasn't work related or a friends gf being social.
Pretty sure I'm the biggest mong on fit

>>38680155
> Sorry, I don't drink, but I would like a nice glass of water.
Why do you autists always think something horrible will happen?