>2000 calories per cup Honestly would there be a big downside

>>38678332

I'm pretty sure that's diesel, which is even more calorie dense.

Also your body can't digest either, so you'll just vomit/shit out the calories. It has to be in a form your body can break down to use, Anon.

>>38678344
I will not that an alien species of mine in a sci-fantasy setting consumes things like coal and gasoline to metabolize due to the intense caloric requirements of being superhumanly /fit/, but they can eat that stuff because alien anatomy.

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onya brudda

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>not bulking on pure hydrogen

never gonna make it

Nutrition Facts
Olive oil
Amount Per 100 grams
Calories 884

At least this is somewhat healthy.

>>38678344
> he isn't an android
> 2016

>>38678381
topkek made my night sir

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>>38678683
this

>2016
>not eating 100g of salted grass-fed butter for breakfast
>not taking on 700+ calories of slow release brain fuel
>not being in ultimate fat burning mode
>not ingesting that good amount of salt ions to keep your heart beating
>not consuming one of the only sources of ACTIVATOR™ X™ a.k.a. Vitamin K2 to keeps your bones and teeth healthy

SHIGGY DIGGY DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38679005
Is this the coffee butter smoothie meme?

>>38678365
Fukkin underrated

>>38678332
> a litre of petrol contains about 8,000,000 calories.

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>>38678381