How to salvage this? >Censored so it doesn't offend,

>>38667346
a loaded gun should do the trick

>>38667346
what the fuck am i even looking at, i feel sick

>>38667374
Mostly a torso

>>38667364
My thoughts exactly

>>38667346
sorry, but this can't be fixed lmao.

seriously looks like a blob, maybe if she leans out and adds some lean mass it won't be so bad. maybe a boob job, idk... that pic just looks so shapeless

kinda hot

we need more angles to work with.

>>38667374
Here's more: http://imgur.com/a/X1TYW


Now I know this might seem like a haha let's laugh at the unfortunate thread but it's not just for that, I'm genuinely curious
Say you had a dear family member or friend who looked like this and you wanted to help, what would you recommend

>>38667412
See
>>38667423

>>38667423
nigga is that a failed tranny wtf

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>>38667451

>>38667423
Guess you could try toning
Still looks like she has a lot of fat.

>>38667346
>Go on a cut
>Eat healthy
>Shave your armpits and groom your body in general although laser would probably do a better job
>Apply moisturizer
>Get a light tan
>Squats, etc
>Work on your core
>Wear clothes that work well with your body
>Maybe consider implants if it's within your reach

I think this applies to everyone wanting to become attractive. But this just is my opinion, mileage may vary.

>>38667451
I'm no expert but it looks like a real pussy to me
A stubbly one, but a real one indeed

>>38667423
With nice clothes she could look decent (don't know face obviously). That scares me.

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>>38667423
I think I'm gonna throw up.

Consider doing what the other anons are suggesting though, eat right, cut down, GROOM yourself, and lift.

Fuck i just ate and i feel nauseous i dont think ive ever been repulsed this hard besides maybe hope solos huge hole

>>38667346
Look up a beginner test-e cycle. It will work I promise.

>>38667559
It's a girl
It would like to look like one

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>>38667423
un-salvageable.

>>38667346
Are those stretch marks? Anyway you can start by shaving your forearms. Maybe not only them because I think I'm seeing something weird at the bottom

I've seen far worse.

She has zero muscle base under that melted candle of a body, so get her on SS immediately with a leanbulk and 70maxHR cardio on offdays with one rest day a week. Pick from Rippletit's list of accessories for upper body: bent row, chinups, pullups. All are good, and women can actually add some decent wingspan with lats, which will fill out some of that loose upperbody skin.

If she puts her ass into it, she could look breddy gud in a year.

>>38667628
https://www.reddit.com/r/stillinmetamorphosis/comments/3fht9d/i_made_a_public_service_announcement_for_how_to/

>>38667643
Mostly agree. First get thin, while working ass a lot. You can't grow titties but a phat ass makes up for it.

>>38667667
Looking at other posts, I'm 90% sure it's a post op tranny
No boobs, manly shoulders, manly jaw, manly arms

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>>38667643
>I've seen far worse

>>38667683
Does a nice ass seriously compensate for those tragedies on her chest?
Seriously?

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>>38667346
you can do it, don't give up

>>38667667
>Good advice here. And it came with a great show!


Jesus Christ, reddit.

>>38667697
Wrong. C-section scar.

I think it's recoverable. Needs to work hard though

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>>38667699
Those were dark times okay.

>>38667423
Honest advice.

Eat less, like 1500 calories a day in total. Your body, even though it's big and fat, is still probably starving for nutrients, so make sure you're eating well, not just less.

Get adequate sleep. For girls it's harder, but you need sleep, not only so your body can recover, but so your mind is in the right place to maintain dedication and discipline.

Do cardio every fucking day of the week. This is not optional. As far as lifting goes, I'd do compounds, stuff like squats, deads, overhead press, and maybe some accessory ab workouts, but remember that abs are made in the kitchen. High rep, low weight.

In other words, read the sticky.

You're gonna have to make a change if you want to salvage this, cause it's pretty terrible right now. All hope isn't lost, but it's a deep hole you've dug yourself into.

>>38667725
But the problem here is >>38667578

IMMEDIATELY start hip thrusting every other day. Start at a low weight 5x10(maybe just the bar), but then after 2 weeks of 3 times a week start adding either 2.5-5 lbs to the bar each week.

Get a circular band and loop it around the knees when thrusting to encourage activation of the glute medius.

Do the Good girl/bad girl machine for high volume 5x15 each.

I cant promise the world, but ultimately you should become one of those girls with tiny tits, but a fat as fuck ass. Right now this girl is like a 3.5/10 but in time i think she can become 6/10, maybe 6.5 with great make up and grooming.

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>>38667423
Holy shit, how can you fuck up being a woman?

>>38667740
And more... scar still has the stitches. Still recovering from pregnancy. Easier than I thought...

>>38667346
I was going to point out Klinefelter..

But its a girl

Phat ass and shapely legs is your best bet with lmao0boobs.
Eat clean, lots of sqauts, lose weight

>>38667751
I'd be pretty hot as a girl (ignoring my flab-ass of course)

>>38667740
Well then she probably has crazy hormonal issues, I'm pretty sure women aren't supposed to have that amount of hair on forearms

>>38667423
Fuck I'm gay now

>>38667812
Maybe she's Italian

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>>38667423
had to clear my browser history after viewing this...if only i could clear my brain too

>>38667831
Here's some brain bleach
http://m.imgur.com/a/L2r3X

>>38667423
There's no fixing that without a plastic surgeon. You can tell she used to be super fat and stretched out her skin to oblivion. She went too far with the weight loss and now she has egg on a nail syndrome all over her body. She lost all her muscle mass.because she probably starved herself which adds to the fatty, melted look. The thick, dark, excessive body hair and big ugly brown nips so don't help. She needs to put on muscle in the gym and visit a good surgeon. The attitude in the pics is also distasteful - bitch please you blade in no place to give advice to anyone. How do you know this lowly beats anyways?

>>38667423
I'm turning gay
goddamn

>>38667521
This.is what happens when you don't go for the fit chicks- you could end up with a melted pile of brown stubbly flesh .

>>38667859
She's recovering from a pregnancy and c-section, that's why her skin is so stretched. This is referred to as a "mother's apron" in a lot of cultures and there are plastic surgeons that specializes in them. Pregnancy stretches the body out and many people are in bedrest for months prior to birth, and months after birth (c-sections are no joke) making it difficult or impossible to maintain or add muscle tone.

>>38667423
Wow im actually impressed with how revolting that body is

>>38667346
The only real solution is to gain as much muscle as physically possible while being as lean as healthily possible.
You want to fill excess skin with muscle, that's all you can really do.

Run a strength program, do your accessories to build muscle. After 6 months of a novice strength program you can decide what to do after, whether you keep training to get stronger or bodybuilding, you will end up with a lot of muscle either way.
Bodybuilding is far easier than strength training though.

I can link you some good programs other than Starting strength and gomad, such as
Texas method
Madcow
Sheiko (intermediate, you'd run this after you've exhausted easier programs)
Greg nuckols 28 free programs (run his novice programs)
Dietmers (intermediate)
Canditos free training programs
Connor lutz programs

These are just from the top of my head, if you're around I can give you more information.

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>>38667423
jesus christ, guess I'll be going to church twice today
how do you look like when dressed?

>>38667812
My crazy gypsy bitch of an ex roommate was waaahhh hairier than that. She would spend so much time waxing her entire body. And the razors she left in the shower looked like they'd been through a warzone of hairy dead beavers after just one use. She was an actual gypsy, brown kind that come from Europe . I thought the hoopla about gypsy's was just a meme until I met that crazy twat. She used guys all the time for rides weed food etc. There are many girls around you that would look like fucking apes without consistent modern grooming

>>38667346
Fix diet, drop all carbonated beberages and just go for water, start a cut, start running, do planks like there's no tomorrow and join a gym

>>38667880
No, her ass and legs show the stretched out skin as well. She may have been preggors, but she was also definitely a fatty previously from just being fat. And becoming fat while preggors doesn't count- we all know health wise you put on like 20-30 lbs during pregnancy and a lot or that comes off.after you squeeze it out. This woman clearly had large amounts of fat all over her body. Also if she's still recovering from c section why thefuck is she posting snarky entitled nudes on shitty Reddit? Seems like a shitty role model for a kid

>>38667880
That's not recent mate
The scar is completely healed already

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>>38667955
Portuguese women

>>38667346
HEY OP! Don't worry there's still hope!
I know many women are opposed to this but you need to start hypertrophy training asap. As your muscles expand your skin won't look as saggy. But you really need to push yourself to make sure they grow. You must implement squats into your routine. Push ups in the morning or whenever you have a chance will keep your arms and chest a little more in shape as well. Try not to do that much cardio for now- maybe just a 5 minute jog at most 3 times a week.

>>38667346
And people give me shit when I criticize the "calories in, calories out" "energy balance" model. And the quality of the food supply.

As a society we should not allow anyone to be dealt this sort of hand. Watch any fat couple waddling in somewhere to buy garbage and without a doubt, you'll also see some fat little kids right behind them. I can nearly guarantee she was one of them, and never had a meaningful choice.

Fucking disgusted. From the biggest of the pictures this is a societal failure. We've known, mechanically, the causes of obesity for decades upon decades.

>>38668009
Lurking her leddit posts she says she lost around 80 pounds
Started posting nudes on reddit to fish for compliments in order to feel good about her gross self
Then she actually started believing the compliments and convinced her husband to ler her start posting sexual pics and masturbating videos in there

Classy

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wtf is this

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>>38667423
What the fuck, who has been sending it dick picks

>>38668386
hairy meat curtains

>>38667725
I have shitty glut genetics like in the bottom pic but my ass is a little bit nicer.

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>>38667346
>>38667423
>>38668386
To think feminism is pushing this garbage on people...

>>38668416
redditers

unsurprising, isn't it

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>>38668386
Omg this thread gets better and better

>>38668386
I think it's her ass at the back hanging low with hair.

>>38668544
>howaboutno.gif

>>38667346
What mode is this?

>>38667725
is this wide hips? or does he still need to add more muscle or lose fat? i have this muffin top shit and i can tell if its my hips,fat, or i need to work on my lats more

>>38668627
why aren't you cutting?

>>38667667
This bitch has her own subreddit

>>38668663
i um dont know. i wanted to get stronger before i cut down.

i did ss before and got my lifts decent. But life happened and stopped working out so im starting all over again.

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>>38667346
This is how you censor that picture if you don't want to offend.

>>38668710
you answered your own question. get to it

>>38668766
whats consider high bf? im at least 23%.

what should i cut down to for a healthy weight. im 5'8 195

>>38667850
>http://m.imgur.com/a/L2r3X
you asshole

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>>38667423
thanks for ruining my appetite

>>38668785
http://www.giyf.com/

>>38668798

i could do that. But you took the time to tell me what to do and now you are gunna stop. next time dont even waste your time typing the captcha

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>>38668821

>>38667725
Go to a chiropractor

>>38667346

pepperoni pepperoni give me the nippleoli

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Need to clear my history now...fucking hell

I found his reddit account account

oh my god there are worse

>>38668991
Thank you for not sharing. I'm getting out of this thread before someone posts a link to more.

>>38667423
Holy fuck. How many kids has she had? Looks like the body of someone who was an octomom.

>>38669115

>she

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>>38667346
>A literal roastie
>H-hey guys d-don't you want to impress me???
>I'll just be over here so do your best and I'll let you know if you make the cut!

>>38667423
It's bad
Real bad
but not impossible
eat less, eat better
squats and dead lifts like a mother fucker from now on, if you're not sore from the workout the day before you're not doing it right
TONS of cardio

You WILL make it but do NOT quit

What the actual fuck? Wtf??????

>>38668858
lmao that pic always gets me

>>38669128
Let me guess
Her husband paid for weight loss surgery
Then for the skin removal surgery and for those fake tits she's sporting
THEN she stopped loving him

>>38669298
Oh wait I just searched it
She lost 20kg by herself, then 40kg with a personal trainer, and she did get fake boobs but not loose skin surgery

Go girl

>>38669380
>Go girl
Yeah
Gotta set a positive example for those two children
Riddle me this, why didn't she leave the man when she was still a 300lb hamplanet?

>>38669431
because of the comfies and the munchies?

>>38669431
Because being a recently single mom would probably mess up her weight loss regimen

>>38667423
Shut the fuck up Liz

>>38669431
Because when she still obese she could comfort eat her resentment towards her husband away and just ignore it
After she stopped using food as a coping mechanism the relationship crumbled

>>38669431
why are you mad that she's moving up in life? so maybe she used him, but really who cares. You don't leave a job u hate before u have another job secured..the guy is probably obese himself

>>38667346
>perfect ss body

>>38669503
nice bants

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I shouldn't have clicked on this thread

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>>38667423
what is this shit?

>>38669645
A real female body

>>38667423
what's the matter, can't handle a REAL woman?

>Google "Stillinmetamorphosis"
>Click on reddit link

Thank me later

>>38669697
No, no no
Ive seen naked women IRL before and very few (thankfully) look like this
Thats a real ugly woman, nothing more

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>>38669697
more like a failed mtf transition

>>38669785
Don't make me post a picture of her dildoing her pussy here.

>>38669835
DO EET! I DARE YA!

>>38669846
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR BUDDY

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>>38669879

>>38669835
>Her

>>38669912
http://m.imgur.com/bIWRJLO

You asked for this

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>>38669980
Pass the bleach plz

>>38669980
>where da dildo at?

https://www.reddit.com/user/Stillinmetamorphosis/submitted/

Have fun everyone

>>38669503
>You don't leave a job u hate before u have another job secured.
My bad, thought we were talking about relationships here

>>38670055
I realized the stuff she posted with sex toys in it are videos and I am not about to go see that bitch in motion

Besides I don't think it's an actual dildo just one of those massagers

>>38667346
lose that weight you fat fuck.
I'm guessing you went through a bit of weight loss but you are far from there. LOSE SOME MORE WEIGHT.

>>38667346
>>38667423

Hop on the cell-tech, m8, it's the only way.

>>38670085
Like any of you would give a shit if it was a guy who left his obese girlfriend behind once he got fit.

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>>38669980
that's it, I'm out

>>38670144
Except it doesn't happen that way, anon

>>38670144
By all means, please find me an example of a man being provided for by his obese girlfriend, who then gets fit and "falls out of love."

>>38670237
most likely he provides for her, and if he does leave, it's specifically for another woman

>>38669503
>You don't leave a job u hate before u have another job secured
if you actually read the article, you'll see she didn't have another "job" lined up.
she divorced hubby to get back on the carousel.

>>38667423

>Ugly chicks dictating to guys
>Implying the Chads that make girls "tingle" follow any of your shit

With respect to your body, I honestly think the only recourse is to kys

>>38667423
I'd tap that desu

>>38670337
What's wrong with her leaving? She didn't take all his money or anything
And if she's been binge eating and turning to food during her marriage then things probably weren't good for a long time. It took fixing the binge eating to let her address the real problems. Better to leave then.

>>38669431
You don't let go of the branch that supported you until you've grabbed hold of the next one.

Most women never experience long periods of singleness like many men.

>>38667423
As a khv, I need to ask, is this thing supposed to be a male or a female? I honestly don't see how it could be a female and not some dude just tucking his cock in.

>>38668017
t. BR

>>38670595
See >>38669980
The gash is real

>>38667346
that body is 100% completely FUBAR

>>38670595
its a MTF transexual person
Its a man trying to be a woman basically, thats why the everything looks so bad

>>38667423
>what would you recommend
plastic surgery and then proper diet and exercise, you cannot salvage that with exercise alone.

>>38670617
I don't know if this makes me gay or straight. I think this makes me fucking nothing. I quit.

>>38670624
It's not
It's a woman born woman

>>38667423
>>38667346
it's like a more skinny shitskin version of Lena dumbham

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>>38670651
You...youre joking right?
Thats just sickening

>>38667423
>>38667346
Plastic surgery, lots of it, working out and proper diet could theoretically help with the rest over time

>>38670085
Like any of you would give a shit if it was a guy who left his obese girlfriend behind once he got fit.

>>38667423

Probably some nice clothes can kinda fix it.

>>38667423
>http://imgur.com/a/X1TYW
in the OP pic I thought you were a man with that amount of arm hair.

>do starting ass, implants if you want bigger tits but its not entirely necessary
>get nice clothes
>cardio, lots of cardio
>eat healthy
>try to take care of skin, it looks like you are in the second half of your 40s
>apply makeup to face
>shave that damn hair off your body, or do laser treatment
>less of telling men what women want, women don't know what they want

could look like sarah silverman at best I guess.

>>38668386

>>38668544
this

>>38670823
With nice clothes even spooky skeletons look good
The point is not looking gross naked

>>38670754
>Reusing shitty bait >>38670144

>>38667423
>Tfw this is how i picture myself in my head but with a penis

Seeing it right there and comparing myself makes me feel so much better fucj

>>38667467
>toning
Please leave

>>38667346
CHLOE
H
L
O
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>>38667346

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>>38667423
>implying that thing has ever received a dick pic in her life


absolute disgusting

>>38667423
how the fuck does a vagina get stretch marks?

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>>38669980
>it has a husband

FFS i want to know what he looks like

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>>38667423

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>>38669128

>>38673372
Puberty

>>38673351
It is married
It probably has a great personality

The only reason that """""""chick"""""""" is showing her disgusting body is because there's demand for it. has her own subreddit filled with dudes drooling over her

>>38667850
Fuck you

>>38667423
It feels like she is convincing herself about that the things she is explaining happen to her

>>38673711
she doesn't have a subreddit

>>38669503
yeah, a husband is like an employment contract and it's okay to use people and then discard them

fucking entitled piece of shit

>>38674013
>https://www.reddit.com/user/Stillinmetamorphosis/submitted/

>>38667777
Ass is 100% genetic

No amount of muscle growth is going to fix a bad ass.

Source: crossfit olympics

>>38674027
that's just showing all the posts submitted by that user
all leddit users have that
it's not a subreddit

>>38669465
ie, too fucking weak and poor to do it herself, still needs to bleed off a poor fucking bloke to get anywhere... and then discard

odds on she'll get remarried when she realises she's too fucking useless to make any real cash herself and Centrelink doesn't pay all that much, and then she'll no doubt fuck that up be being an entitled cunt again

>>38667423

An exit bag.

>>38669503
hope you get killed
serious post btw

>>38674037
>reddit.com/r/Stillinmetamorphosis

>>38674065
she created it herself

>>38674082
Exactly.

>>38667725

Is that an F to M? Looks like it

Especially the bottom left pic, if there's a dick under that black splodge it can't be very big

>>38670501
typical woman logic

"it's okay to use and then discard other people when it benefits me"

>She didn't take all his money
yeah, I'm suuuuure she was the breadwinner in the family, suuuuuuuuure

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>>38667423
wtf im gay now

>>38674107
While they were married she was probably taking care of the house and the kids and satisfying him sexually

After she stopped doing these things she stopped taking his money
Seems fair

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>>38667850
Reminds me of my ex

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>>38674248
Haha I'm pulling it open but tht was funny.

A girl like this has to have a good looking face and put the fuck out. It's all they got. Otherwise, nast city.

>>38674288
And for the threads sakw, girls like this are called Warpigs.

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Holy shit here's something to help cancel this out.

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>>38674369
Monroe is the sexiest bitch ever, I'm pretty triggered she got a horrible boob job and nose job.

>>38668936
Lmao

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

I frequent Reddit's "gonewildcurvy" board and the bitch in OP and in the album posts there sometimes. The first time I saw a post of hers it was the most revolting, disgusting body I ever saw and it still is.

Usually people on there upvote even fat or not great bodies, but this one NEVER gets upvotes because of his disgustingly revolting she is.

I honestly thought she was a tranny but apparently isn't.

>>38667346
its a girl??? are you sure?

>>38667404
no drinking on the board >:(

>>38674369
Who dis?

>>38674640
She'd probably look ok if she just trimmed down to have a tight physique. She just looks like someone who is supposed to be super thin, so even if she doesn't look fat-fat she looks all melted and stuff :/.

>>38674640
Does she have any face shots? I wanna see what her husband is dealing/managing with

>>38674685
Monroe, she's a Russian pornstar. She had a boob job and nose job that looks just wrong.

>>38667423
Son i just ate 1300 calories and almost expelled all of them scrolling through that goblins pictures may death come swiftly so she may know peace

>>38668386
thank god someone else saw that!!!!! it looks like her nutsack fell out.

>>38667850
what the fuck I'm a hairy mutt of every kind of Mediterranean and a little northern African and even I don't have that hairy of an asscrack, what the fuck causes this

>>38669835
fuck it go for it >:( you already gave us 7 years bad luck with those noods.

>>38674706
I've seen her mouth and she has horse teeth

"She" is a completely revolting looking human being and I assume her husband is almost as disgusting as her

>>38670072
:( y u do dis.... i like penis now are you happy?

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Hey guisee

I wonder how /r9k/ would react if you posted this woman

>>38670072
Notice how all of her posts have only like 10 upvotes at most and a lot have 0?

The subs she is posting on, you pretty much get like 50-60 by default. She's that disgusting.

>>38674797
What are you talking about?

It has been posted on /r9k/

>>38674792
post the full one

>>38667423
looks like a jew, mentally ill yenta

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>>38669298
>>38669431
>>38670085
>>38674020
>>38674061

Calm down now virgins, your desperation reeks through your posts so bad

On /fit/ people constantly advise others to dump their fat gf's and leave friends behind who don't want to be a part of your new lifestyle

Guess that doesn't apply to women right? Maybe the guy is a fat fucking loser and she decided that she had enough and he wouldn't change? Kids survive divorces lmao it's really no biggie

inb4 "kys whiteknight"

>>38674797
It's been done
They pitied her

Eat a tad more and work the ass. A thick bum is your only hope.

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>>38667346
What's the issue guys? This is what your average female actually looks like. You guys would know this if /fit/ wasn't filled with virgins.

>>38667521
Scares the shit out of me too senpai

>>38667643
good advice here

>>38667423

It looks like it's melting.

Looks like all the fat allocation in her body went everywhere except her tits

Her stubble is like the lead in a pencil

The only crime would be is if she ever had a baby.

>>38675783
Well people are talking about c-section scars but I don't see it, I think it's just a gross fold

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>>38667346
>How to salvage this?
That is a male with hairy arms.

>>38675945
look at >>38669980

>>38675069
you need higher standards mate.

>>38669128
i mean, its not the wrong thing to do, she's still a shitty person for getting with a guy just because you "cant do better" and when you lose weight just drop him like he wasnt the one who stayed with you at your worst times.

Now she'll see what its like to only have people interested for a nut n run and the "i miss you" texts will start coming in

>>38667542
>tumbnail

>>38674027

>still in metamorphosis

MTF confirmed, that's LITERALLY every transexual ID in the internet ever.

>>38674810
its gone wild curvy not gone wild dumpy mom body

>>38670072
How did she get a husband before me? I swear man

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>>38667423
Christ alive it's like someone let an Auschwitz survivor into a buffet. It kind of reminds me of every skinwalker story i've heard on /k/ were a spook wears someone like a meat suit. How on god's green earth could anyone be this physically unfortunate?

>>38676296
>skinwalker stories
Fuck now I'm gonna have Wendigo nightmares about them trying to articulate human speech again..

>>38667423
The exercises everyone is mentioning+
Lots of bone broth (and/or collagen and gelatin suppose) and vitamins e and d3 for regaining skin firmness

Get a hold of your hormones, drink lots of soy or flax milk to raise estrogen. Stop eating sugars.

>>38676507
i like you for some reason

>>38667423
I was laughing my ass off but then I realized
>she gets laid regularly
>she'll have a partner who loves her and is attracted to her
>she will get married and have kids
boutta neck myself

>>38674743
Hormone imbalance, probably from environmental factors and maybe genetic predisposition.

Same shit that fucks up some guys and makes the soft voiced and hairless ninis can make women troll people too

>>38676526
Ahh shucks

>>38667850
I almost fucking puked

>>38676540
Not necessarily attracted to her. Could just be too lazy/desperate to look for a nicer place to put his peepee

>>38676583
But he'll grow to like it

>>38676933
True

>>38668793
Worst part:
>wedding ring

>>38667364
fpbp

>>38673343
dude that pic just gave me memories

whats the guys youtube channel again?

>>38674386
>boob job
Why are porn actresses so fucking retarded?

>>38667423
>posting someone's nudes on 4chan

Well we can rule out the possibility that you're a "dear friend" or anything halfway close, lmao.

>>38675069
>This is what your average female actually looks like. You guys would know this if /fit/ wasn't filled with virgins.

If that's what the average woman looks like, I'm not missing out.

>>38678448
That's why you never go for average desu

>>38678448
Its not what the average woman looks like no more than the HAES claims that extreme landwhales are average woman or "real"

>>38667850
i'm gay now

I'd stick my dick in her if she had a decent personality. I kinda enjoy the idea of being with a less attractive person because you're firmly in control of the relationship.

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>>38667423
After seeing this I feel better about myself

Have some proper brain bleach

https://imgur.com/a/JUvHn

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>>38678915
what the fuck

Holy fuck /fit/
>Picture of an absolute skinnyfat with no muscle (this is why she looks fatter than she really is, look at the shape of the fat)

> recommendation: go on a cut

Above all LIFT to fill it out. Lifting on a small deficit will help a lot and you will probably look like a real human bean within a couple months

>>38667423
>http://imgur.com/a/X1TYW

OH MY FUCK

ABANDON SHIP

I CAN'T UNSEE

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>>38667346
Looks like she dropped a ton of weight and has stretch marks and excess skin to prove it. The only thing she could do is continue to lift and gain some muscle mass.

>>38667850
>http://m.imgur.com/a/L2r3X
Sometimes I am angry I was born with shitty genetics, a small ass and tits. And then I look at this fucking picture and thank god I am not this person

>>38679332
>>38679306
This

>>38679599
>http://m.imgur.com/a/L2r3X
dem granny panties tho..

>>38667859
>egg on a nail
What the fuck does this mean?

>>38673378
>husband
How the fuck do women that look like this get a partner while all the beautiful fit dudes from here are single?

>>38667346
Lena Dunham, what are you doing here?

>>38680059
All the beautiful fit dudes here are assholes with no personality
They'd have better luck if they became gay

>>38667740
>someone had sex with that thing

>>38679810
Saggy as fuck tits.

>>38681009
They aren't saggy
They're just barely even there

>>38667423
I love how just from her mouth I can basically tell exactly what """her""" face looks like.

[spoiler]it matches the """""body""""[/spoiler]

CLEN
L
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N

>>38682063
She looks like a jewess

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>>38667423
>38667423
oh lard

>>38667423
>though it's been interesting to see the variety of cock appearances out there.
I'm sure it has, you worn out slut. Lmaoing @ Stacy's life. Rekt her body with alcohol and cock

>>38675069
I don't look like that.
Also my vagina isn't discolored to the degree of where it looks like it belongs to a horse. And I'm not even white.
All I would need to do is shave/wax my ass crack and I would never look as close to as bad as her.
Rly made me think

>>38667346
Tone for the fat
Tan for the stretchmarks
Groom your fucking armpits

A lot of that looks like loose skin, and not just fat, so you'll need to actually work on building your core, or else slimming down will make it droop more.

God I'm glad I am not a woman with shitty genes.

>>38667746
WHAT I NEED TO DO TU CUT MY CHIN GAINS?

>>38674098
God isn't cruel enough to give a woman that ass.

>>38682969
That's not a Stacy
That's the furthest you can get from Stacy

>>38667725
what is that chart thing in the bottom right?

>>38667850
its like that mr garrison tit job thing except its the whole body

>>38667725
What happened to his ass

>>38683324
she acts like a Stacy. Probably thinks she's living in the same hot body she had back when she was 16

>>38683357
Dminished gluteal syndrome.

>>38683438
She never had a hot body
She grew up fat then lost weight in college

She's like 25
Just really unlucky

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>>38683898
>She's like 25
are you fucking kidding me?

>>38683949
God isn't good

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>>38667423
>see all the replies
>check the images
>get a chub

am i what's wrong with the male gender?

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>>38667423
>Here's more: http://imgur.com/a/X1TYW
I gagged

>>38667346
thank god i'm a faggot

>>38667850

>Wedding ring

Also those photos confirm to me it's a post op m-to-f tranny. Looks at the hands and the body hair. That or she's Greek.

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>>38667423
sweet lord I didn't need to see this

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there is no god

>>38674215
this made me audibly say "What the fuck?"

>>38667725
dude get that shit out of my face

>>38667850
I'd still hit it if face is ok.

And ofc its an sjw feminist.. fucking die please

>>38684819
If you looked that gross wouldn't you be pissed at the world too?

>>38667479
>its seems to be a ancient pussy, but it checks out.

hey guys.
https://eroshare.com/kkklzhyl
"working the booty muscles"..

>>38667423
>>38667850
How can someone be so confident and take pictures like this with how they look? I'd still rather have their body over mine though.

>>38674386
>I'm pretty triggered she got a horrible boob job and nose job.

Pics?

>>38685142
How can you look worse? Were you sucked into a turbine?

https://eroshare.com/wgwwxqsk

meh

>>38668710
I tell every fatso this: losing the unhealthy weight is the first priority, then you "train for strength" or whatever meme goal you want.

>>38667423
Well this is it, /fit/ finally made me gay. To think in the end it was a woman who pushed me over the edge

>>38674369
her face looks like an 8 year old's. you're all pedophiles

>>38667714
It's better to have something nice then looking like an abomination from WoW

dear god those external hemorrhoids and ass zits...

>>38678915
das it mane

>>38684256
Only if you're not at least a bit disgusted.

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>>38669980
>I got a Brazilian as a surprise for my hubby but first I took this butt spread for you guys ;)

How the fuck do you marry a girl who posts her spread asshole on the internet

What the fuck

Why are women such sluts

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>>38667423

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>>38669980
Pls god

>>38668710
no, you want to cut down first unless you need strength for work or something

being at a healthy weight, itself, gives you a lot of motivation to achieve further goals

>>38686285
I would