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>be me, 18 y/o grill
>move to new city, check out a new gym
>PT: What are you looking for?
>Me: A power rack
>PT: (looks disturbed) Did your boyfriend send you?
>Me: No, it's for me.
>PT: Well, we have lots of cardio equipment here. And if you want more, there are plenty of isolation machines.
>Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights
>PT: (disgusted) No! Girls shouldn't be squatting and deadlifting! You'll get all gross and bulky!
>The MANAGER walks out of the office, completely red in the face. He is a HUGE, jacked up guy in his 40s.
>Manager: (points at PT) You! Get in my office right now!
>That young lady is using one of the best programs for building functional strength and becoming harder to kill. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with getting "toned", you'd know that. Now go wipe down the machines
>Entire gym: *starts applauding and cheering*
>Manager: I like the look of you, kid. How about a free membership? Just be here early tomorrow- I'm gonna be training you myself
And that's how I got a free gym membership and the best trainer in my city.
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fake and gay. please leave
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Cringiest shit i have read
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>>38665553
>being a girl
>not getting anywhere yourself
>trainer meme
Your body is going to be ugly but considering how privileged you are you defiently deserve it.
>you go girl.jpg
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>>38665553
Of all the things that never happened this happened the least.
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>Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights
>i am womyn i kno how 2 do the manly tings even tho i am womyn lok i know the /meme/ rotine by markos nippletits i am rlly intelgnet :^)!
congrats op I cringed/10 you win... you fucking win
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Why are you going out in public without a chaperone?
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>be me, 19y.o. grill
>not doing SS because I'm not a meme
How bad does your pussy smell from GOMAD?
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That Manager's name?
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>>38665580
>markos nippletits
Kek
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Why is it that when a woman posts, shw always puts it in the first line of her post
Really makes you think
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Newfags everywhere
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>>38665749
wheres the guy who slaps her ass whenever she fails a lift
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ITT: Nobody's ever read any HAES stories. They all either end in applause or crying in the car.
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>>38665575
grabs (you) by the throat
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>>38665903
Wow how did you guess my kink baby
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>>38665553
>>be me, 18 y/o grill
>>move to new city, check out a new gym
Would that city happen to be London by any chance?
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>>38665553
>newfags taking this bait
nice dubs and trips btw will you please be my gf?
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>>38665553
>I'm gonna be training you myself
Prepare for dickings
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>>38666911
satan confirmed for 9/11 fucking over everything
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>>38665553
its MISTER Mark Rippetoe for you CUNT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF /FIT, we are NOT here to give you your attention, you are a filthy whore who should keep sucking muslim cock for attention. NEVER COME HERE AGAIN and DELETE you POST.
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>>38665553
This sounds like a /fit version of those tumblr stories where everyone applauds a quiet kid for saying/doing something
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>>38667084
Its true, I was there. I was one of the isolation masheens.
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>>38667084
No shit Sherlock
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>hi guise im gruulll
>move to new city cos im independent and look for gym
>this guy on gym don't want me to do power rack
>im into fit and other kinky stuff, so i google searched what is power rack
>since im so beautiful he tries to hit on me
>says my body will look awesome on cardio
>im independent woman and want power rack
>this guy comes to save me from opression
>hes the MANAGER and so hes hot and attracted to me
>gives other guy a talk about how im important and beautiful and i should have what i want
>im independent
>everybody applauses me because im awesome and don't need no man
>MANAGER says he's going to train me personally
>also I get free membership because im independent
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Once again /fit/ is confirmed as the dumbest board.
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>>38665553
You lost at the "entire gym applauding " part. Shit like that is a dead give away to poorly written self indulgent story
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>>38665749
Why would gomad make ur pussy smell? I've heard of protein farts, but your pussy? Maybe you shouldve seen a doc
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>>38667370
That's where you started to question the credibility of the story. There.
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>>38665749
you can find out for yourself when your head is between my thighs bb ;)
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kek, I hate you OP
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>>38665578
Kek'd the most I've ever kek'd at this
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>>38665903
>teleports from grip
>Appears behind you
>Unsheathes katana
psh, nothing personnel kid
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>>38665553
If true then cool story.
If not then cool story.
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