I'm sick of spooky skellingtons here complaining about bulking

>I'm so tired of people bitching that I'm going to shit up the board with a whole thread dedicated to whining about whining
How about you relax and focus on your own self-improvement, friendo

>>38647307
I feel ya ohpee..
When I start my cut for the summer, I'll remember your burden.
I've been 215 lbs for the last six years so it will be scary thinking about how hungry I'll be when I'm no longer 200 lbs.

>>38647307
You absolute mong, hasn't it occurred to you that doing something you're not used to is hard?

You're a fat fuck so bulking is easy for you yet cutting feels like death.

All the skeletons have been permacutting since they were born so eating like a fat fuck is difficult for them.

You like to eat so it doesn't seem hard for you, it's hard for skeletons or else they wouldn't be skeletons.

>>38647307
Actually, not so sure about that OP. Most fat fucks already have some decent amount of muscle so lifting, some cardio and strict diet and you pretty much can get to Chad mode in less than a year. Also juicy calves from carying all that weight around.
Lanklets usually are bulking/cutting/bulking/cutting for years and might not be seeing as good results.

I know cutting is hard man but trust me, it could be worse

How fat are you OP?

>>38647307
I'm sick of lardasses here complaining about cutting being so hard. Bitch, I just finished force feeding myself for 11 months and you have the balls to complain about "muh sugar" or "muh cheat meal". Fatasses don't know how easy they got it, they stop eating food, save money and start getting stronger immediately, meanwhile former skellingtons like me take at least two fucking years to get out of DYEL lmao1pl8 mode without roids. Constantly feeling like throwing up and emptying your wallet every day, the minute I stopped force feeding myself I actually felt more happy, this shit is so easy, brb just eating like a normal person and going to gym.

>>38647307
You think eating 8 eggs a day is a shitload of fun?
You think pizza is proper bulking food?

No wonder you're such a fat fuck.

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>not keto

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