How many cups of coffee do you need to feel alive in the

>>38639425
Drink 3 in the morning then another 3 throughout the day

200mg caffeine pill immediately after waking. 100mg pill 2 hours later.

>>38639425
>>38639431
>>38639439

Degenerate fucks.

one espresso to function and a shitload more to work/get through the day

>>38639425
>feel alive
I'll let you know if I ever get there matey.

>>38639425
>green tea masterrace

I don't sleep

>>38639425
Green tea master race.

Does coffe actually give you that much of an energy boost that you can't function in the morning without it?

One mug when I wake up, one mug after lunch. All black no sugar

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0. Feels good.

Enjoy your no hair.

>>38639497
It's called dependency. Sorta like people who take test. They stop producing their own

>drinking the caffinated jew

>>38639425
I just mix caffeine straight into my meth since its healthier that way. I usually do about a 25:75 caffeine:meth split so it'd be about 25mg of caffeine per morning.

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>>38639425
none, it gives me shits

>tfw ibs

>>38639547
Just means you put to much cream in it ya dingus.

>>38639530
>coffee makes your body stop producing caffeine
whoa...

>>38639523

elaborate

>>38639599
kek, nice dubs

>>38639608
Was just memeing. Some anons claimed their hair loss stopped after cutting coffee.

I drink it by the litre
I would cut down by stopping for one day kills my productivity

0, water and a sandwich is all I need.

>>38639575
Nah there's a hormonal response that a portion of the population has to coffee. I do 100% black and shit my brains like clockwork about 5 minutes into my first cup.

>>38639477
>>38639497
>Green tea > coffee

Also I've heard 2 cups of green tea = a cup of coffee

2 cups in the morning. I mix a scoop of whey, banana, and 2 tblspoons of peanut butter with it.

0, but i need a cigarette

Feeling alive?
I don't know that feel, mate.

>>38639599
You know exactly what I meant you floppy jalopy

>>38639431
Just one op,just one.

>>38639599
>mfw doc told me i have a critical caffeine deficit

I haven't felt alive since I broke up with my girlfriend of five years.

>>38639575
>cream in coffee

us yuropoors don't do that

0.5-1 mug. I dont really need it to wake up. Honestly, I drink it more for the comfy coffee shits that come with it

Too scared of caffeine dependancy, only water for me :^)

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8 cups of sleep and waking up at 5am without an alarm.

>>38639425
Two small cups and a nice bump of speed does the trick

Been off heavy caffeine for 6 months now and feel way better than I ever did on it.

>>38639425
I drink about 19 cups right after I wake up. Then around 12 on my way to work and 23 for lunch. 18 on the way home and then I do 5 just before bed and I wake up at 2 am to have a nightly 15 cups. And a diet coke occasionally to balance it all out

>>38639425
None.
I don't need to overload my adrenal glands with stimulants to feel alive, fampai.

>not drinking your coffee black like a man

bunch of faggots dude

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1 200mg caffeine capsule in the morning
1 200mg caffeine capsule at lunch
There's 150mg caffeine in my pre-workout

That's about 4 cups a day

Every few weeks I'll cut put caffeine completely for a few days and take 8mg ephedrine in the morning instead. Doing this for years and never had to up my caffeine dosage. Except with an EC stack, then I'm burning through 1150mg caffeine and 72mg ephedrine a day.

>>38643459
>1150mg caffeine and 72mg ephedrine a day

b...breh

one in the mornign and one after lunch

None, I don't drink coffee

None. I just take some clen

>>38642737
There are people on this board who drink not black? Does iced black coffee count?

>>38639425
14 oz

>>38645199
Sorry I don't like my coffee the way you like your men, but 1 tsp of cream (not pleb'n'half) no sugar masterrace reporting in, over.

None. I cut down on caffeine so much and I have felt a lot better

>>38639425
Coffee is the most fucking vile attrocious teeth coloring, breath stinkifying bullshit anyone could ever fucking consume. Its disgusting and doesnt even taste good

That being said:
2 cups or im dead to the world

Proably two but can only stomach one