#srs My girlfriend is a total buzzkill in bed. She's uncomfortable

Give her an orgasm.

Also lick her ass.

Get good a making her cum so that she'll can't help but want to fuck

You use this shit board because you're a shit person.

You think lifting weights is going to benefit you but it won't, because you're a piece of shit on the inside.

Your whole fucking life is a lie. Lifting weights for you is like rolling a piece of shit in glitter. You go after women, this glitter covered piece of shit, and they don't want you, because they see the glitter, but underneath you're still just fecal remnants and human garbage.

You never lived a day in your life and you cry at night, clutching your pillow because what you consider a short fat guy is fucking the girl you thought you were going to fuck. But he had more balls and actually does something with those 2 billion miserable fucking seconds you call a life. Or maybe all the foundational lies you built your shit "ego" on are complete fabrications so that you can deal with the fact that you aren't special. You aren't anything.

Go commit a crime. Go to jail. Join the army. Kill somebody. Take drugs. Drink to death's door. Live on the street for a few days. Figure out that you're nothing, like a million generations of worthless life that came before you. Maybe then you'll actually be fucking worth something that somebody gives a shit about. Or keep shit posting on a shit board with shit people. Like a pig. Rolling around in your own shit.
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>>38625053
Honestly, no
Also, not fitness

You don't have to date her anon, there are probably women you click with more somewhere in the world

She'll cum every time I go down on her but she becomes "too sensitive" as soon as it happens. Same with sex, if it lasts any length of time she'll get bored. I know that makes me look bad af but wondering if any bros experienced the same thing

>>38625099
Kek

Sorry brahs thought this was /b

Get her drunk
Dont get her off when you go down every time. sometimes just tease her with it to get her good and dripping but not to get off
then go to town on her when you're really horny for your own pleasure, she'll be okay with no getting off every time from the act alone.

Sometimes you'll just be pulling out and beating off to finish off on her with your hand, sometimes she will feel the pleasure of cumming inside.

oh yeah and finger her ass.

I'm not a DUDE WEED LMAO stoner, but whenever my azn gf has tried smoking she has gotten ridiculously horny. Could try that and see.

>>38625227
The innocent religiousness in her makes her think weed is the devil

>>38625193
Trying this ASAP

>>38625099
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What did she mean by this?

>>38625242
Try heroin genetically speaking someone probably was addicted to opiates in her lineage.

Unlock the dragon, unlock the pussy

>>38625053
Maybe it's you

>>38625330
I keep thinking this. But I've fucked this living shit out of her on a cocktail of tren, viagra, and adderall. She's so uncomfortable that she never used a tampon until after I took her virginity. It's a matter of rewiring her innocent little brain

Foreplay

Give it time. Altough I don't think you fit together very well since you have no appreciation for her not being a super experienced and acting like a professional escort. If you like her and are going to spend years with her then what's the rush? If she is just a human fleshlight then I think she is right to go a bit slow.

I dunno man. Dump her and find someone who fits you better.

>>38625099
what did this guy have against pigs, pigs are cleaner than dogs

>>38625149

Lived exact same experience you are describing to the letter. You have to dump her if you aren't satisfied. It will only get worse, she only sees sex as a tool to keep you in the relationship. Sexual gratification will become less and less frequent, sexual talk will make her mad or uncomfortable, you will grow to resent her, it will fuck with your head making you think you are unattractive/undesirable/bad at sex, you will question why she doesn't care and wonder if it's your fault. A real lasting relationship is built on intimacy, what you have is a friend/roommate.

No amount of "spicing things up" or counseling will fix things.

She might be afraid of pregnancy. Once my gf got convinced to get on birth control sex got better for both of us.

She missed her period by like a week and it made her freak out. I think it was just stress that delayed it but it worked. Goodluck.

>>38625367

You can't change her. She is devoid of sexuality. She literally only fucks you because she thinks it makes you happy. She is doing it "as a favor to you" instead of with you. On top of all that the doesn't even bother to do a decent job at it, because it is fundamentally not important to her at all, hence the starfish.

>>38625467
Thanks for the input. She definitely views it as a tool opposed to her actually enjoying it. Its funny you say friend/roommate because thats exactly what I've been thinking. I would have broken up with her months ago but her other qualities outweigh this, at least for now. If I'm not able to make any progress then I'm going to tell her bluntly, if she doesn't like it then Im dumping her and you guys get her noods.

>>38625526
Damn right, bro. Nailed it about not doing a decent job -- she just doesnt give a shit and has no willingness to improve