>tfw too intellectual to lift like a muscle-meat head barbarian

>>38619866
Haha ikr

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>>38619866

>>38619866
Again with this?

>>38619866
bait threads like these are the best. Idk why they're so fucking funny but it's like post-post-ironic humor.

>>38619866
Same problem here.

I could just do a good strength routine, then a nice ppl and look like a greek god. but I couldn't live with myself after that. It's a really fucking dumb habit and I don't want to be accounted as an idiot gymrat.

>>38619866
Really what do you do for a living besides suck cock of course?

>>38620097
He's too intelligent for a job.

>>38620081
I'm not ready

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>going to a gym for trial because exercise boosts neuronal plasticity and has positive effects on long term memory
>two young women at the door discussing about healthy food in a scientifically inaccurate way using non reliable sources (internet blogs)
>enter, female receptionist with long fingernails (probably IQ with two digits) shows me locker room
>locker room smells like the one in high school back then, get posttraumatic stress instantly because of teasing from bad boys every sports lesson
>I will show them
>change clothes, get self-esteem boost because i prepared for this moment and shopped the most efficient sports clothes available with mom yesterday
>hear two buff men talking about the best training methods
>"DUDE, if you work out on sore muscles you'll get the sickest gains BRO, that bodybuilder guy on YouTube is saying that, too BRO"
>triggered
>"E-excuse me Sir, you are claiming obsolescent pseudo knowledge promoting non reliable sources. T-there are no scientific proofs that muscles grow faster if you have muscle soreness"
>"You tellin' me what, man?! That's BRO science! Who's BIG in here motherfucker, is it you wispy faggot or is it me, DUDE, huh?"
>"B-but bro science is NO science"
>get knocked out, black out, wake up at hospital next to mum
>mfw I showed them

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who else /IntelligentButLazy/?

Can't imagine what I'd have accomplished if I JUST had some motivation

>>38620532
iktfb

>“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

― Socrates

You're not a better intelectual than Socrates.

>>38620532
Yeah man. I have visual studios installed and tons of c++ guides and I got a home gym. But no motivation to do either. All I do is shitpost on /fit/ and /v/ after work and eat subway everyday. Without bread of course.
>I'm really being serious I could of made my own game and I've owned all this shit for 4 years
>4 years of either depression, bad anxiety or just 4chan sucking the life out of me

>>38620671
>beauty and strength of which my body is capable
>muh schwarzenegger gains

choose one, barbarian