>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse if everyone

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>>38605954
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>38605954
Thinking you would last because of height and weight alone, : not skill :

Kys fatty

>>38605954
Why does he walk towards the camera

>>38605954
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.
What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.
Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.
Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>38607105
Is this some new misc copypasta

>>38605954

>implying with my smaller frame and lithe body built for agility I wouldn't easily slip past your fat, bloated, soggy meathead muscles and put you in a chokehold until you're giving the death shits

>>38607105
Dad get off the internet, enoguh for today.

>>38605954
This only means if you win its only logical, but
if I win your whole character based on your size just shatters and you spend years building your identity around something else.
Then I shatter you in that too.

Post the original at least

>>38605954
>I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

>implying your heart doesn't explode after the 2 hour long battle that will take place.
You can't even run for 30 minutes, let alone take on all of us for that long.
We would quickly overtake you as you start gasping for air. Than spend the next hour helping each other at random bash other Anon's faces into walls. Than autistically fight the few that are left.

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your fat ass would be too slow. It's simply a matter of getting behind you, kicking you in the back of the knees to make you drop then it's over from there.

>>38605954
shut up fatty, seeing as i won't ever get put in a steel cage and forced to fight you, it's absolutely irrelevant.

>>38605954
Pshhhh, post body faggot. I bet you're some chump trying to act all tuff over the Internet.