What is this dent in my girlfriends ass (left) and how do I fix

>>38587478
Cellulite

>>38587478
Genetics diet might help a little not worth it not a big deal

>>38587478
We're gonna have to put her down, son, I'm sorry

>>38587521
Is it just going to get worse the older she gets anon?

Put gelatin or collagen powder in her coffee and rub her ass with coconut oil and vitamin c lotion

>>38587543
I'll rub the oil on her ass so you don't have to look at it OP

It looks like she sat on the edge of her bed while masturbating furiously with a giant black dildo and the bed post just left a mark. It should go away soon OP

>>38587478
I think its cancer

Post more of your gf op

>>38587478
>Put her on a diet
This is a HUMAN BEING not some pet you own, you don't get to decide 'for her' what is and is not going to be done, and by the way why does she have to be flawless? Why can't you accept this one little flaw she has and move on? Have you even ASKED her if she cares to do anything about it? Seriously.

Maybe this is you and you are posting it? It's a pretty nice looking butt. It's just a bit of cellulite.

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>>38587478
We literally live in a society where its socially acceptable for girls to wear that in public.

>>38587615
Been dating her for 4 years but can't marry her because of her weak manlet height genes that I might pass on to my unsuspecting kids instead of my 6'1 genes. She's fun for now though

>>38587627
As a female, thank you.

>>38587643
Fucking sex-negative prude. Are you Muslim or something? Go back to your shithole country and count grains of sand or something.

>>38587643
So? Btfo Mudslime

>>38587643
They're at a beach Mohammed

>>38587627
>>38587627
Spoken like a true beta
>letting women make their own decisions
I know this is bait but come on lad

>>38587662
Hey, it's enlightened self-interest the whole way. I hate it when women pull that shit on us (me), and I'm no hypocrite.

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>>38587657
Forgot pic, she's the womanlet on left

>>38587675
I'd love to be the fly on the wall the day you discover that you can't get away with going through your entire life thinking and acting like a spoiled 12 year old boy.

>>38587657
My dad is 6'1, mom is 5'5, I'm 6'2.

>>38587684
>>38587657
>oh she's fun FOR NOW
Break up with her tomorrow and stop wasting her time leading her on like that, faggot. Not cool. You'd hate it if some 10/10 did that to you, don't be a hypocrite.

>>38587689
28 and have had nothing but success in life while you've been playing computer games and watching cartoons little boy

>>38587706
I wouldn't care if a 10/10 used me for sex like I do with this girl. Why would I?

>>38587689
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you realize he can and probably will and will always be happier than you

>>>>38587725
As a female, thank you.

>>38587478
She has missing adipose tissue. Could either be from something like an infection as a kid or from trauma to the area and the cells never regrowing.

TELL HER TO DO CARDIO

>>38587710
>>38587725
>>38587738
Dumb, dumb, and dumb. Guess you'll all have to learn the hard way, assuming you learn at all. LOL glad you're not MY problem to deal with!

>>38587684
are u the fat faggot next to her

>>38587758
>implying you can deal with anything except for a box of ding-dongs

>>38587627
To tumblr with you faggot stop being so OVERDRAMATIC. Knowing women in their early 20s, she is likely insecure about it .

>>38587643
Insecurity is the source of apparent morality.

>>38587749
As the female who wrote the original comment, I agree.... and thank you.

>>38587667
>calling out women for dressing like whores makes me a muslim
>only muslims have standards
Go march in a slut parade bitch.

>>38587706
Fucking beta, neckbeard, fedora tipper. Bitches aren't going to read this and jump on your 2" micro penis, faggot.

>>38587627
>implying this isnt his sex doll while he seeks out his 5'9+ non womanlet gf

>>38587627
>>38587689
>>38587706
>>38587758

spotted the virgin

>>38587832
Don't you have a clock to build Ahmed?

>>38587657
You're an udiot. Please don't reproduce.

>>38587478
I'm sorry man. I saw that ass and I just had to take a bite.

>>38587478
Make her self conscious about it without making it obvious to the point she gets body dysmorphia and never leaves you.

>date strings of 7/10s
>pretend to obsess over them and then totally ignore them
>only respond in bits and subtley only respond when sex is involved
>weed out the mentally stable ones and keep only the ones that give it up easily
>demand sex from them and make it even more degrading each time
>eventually leads to 2 males 1 female threesomes
>leave early in threesomes
>effectively make them have sex with random dudes
>eventually pimp them out

this is how you handle ugly women

>>38588129

what a cuck

>>38588129
wut

>>38587478
such a /fit/ related thread

>>38588141
kek

>>38587662
m'lady

>>38587643
Go to Syria then you faggot, women are forced to wear curtains there

>letting your gf wear that in public

>>38587684
>gf hanging out with 3 chads in beachwear
brah I....

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>>38587832
At a goddamn beach? Dressed like whores?
Lol, k

>>38587478

oh I've seen this before. easy fix

before you start, get her your girlfriend to lay on her stomach so that you have a clear visual on the ass dent

what you do first is heat up a metal spoon with a well focused flame underneath

make sure there's crack in the spoon

now when you're high on crack, the ass dent will look fine

rep until failure

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>>38588129
>7/10
>ugly women

>>38587657

>She's fun for now though

And then one day you have a drunken sex session with some massage oil that numbs your dick even further ....and suprise shes pregnant

Now you marry her and after the inital shock passes around about two years you realize how much you fucked up and that the woman you are married to and have kids is not someone you wanted in the first place.

Don't be me anon.

Don't ever be in a relationship with a girl you don't see marrying and isn't absolutely rocking your world.

>>38587662
You know the rules...

>>38587684
Why are you standing on the right so far from your gf op?

>>38587478

No offense she looks like a slut

Time to demote her to plate status and enjoy your life

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>>38589296
Everyone is a slut, its 2016. I wanna get off this ride

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>>38587627

>>38589254

What kind of retard gets married after knocking someone up after a drunken sex session

>>38587478
Sorry to break the bad news for you bud, but your gf is fat.

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>>38587478
I literally want to strangle you, that ass is on point and all you can do is fucking cherry pick problems. Damn you may be getting action but God you sound like such a loser

>>38589541
the same kind of retard who gives out advice on a malaysian cartoon board.

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>>38587627
Marry me, my white knight in shining armor. Where are you from?

>>38587657
My nigga, the same here, I've been with my gf but I don't plan on marrying her, and I will leave her the minute I find my ideal qtpi green eyed blonde PAWG gf.
She's very faithful and docile but I don't love her, I bet that it's the fact that I don't give a fuck about her that makes her love me this much.

>>38587578
Hahaha

>letting your girlfriend look like a whore on social media
TOP KEKOLD

>>38587478
My sister had a tumour in her buttock. Since her operation, it has looked just like this.

>>38589894
you forgot to say no incest bro

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>>38587478
>that cellulite

Disgusting. Have you no standards, OP?

>>38589900
>using the word "buttock"
>not "ass"
You forgot to read between the lines

>>38589920
buttock singular
ass both cheeks

>>38587662
hi first off le names brian.

2nd ull see me in kitchen

3rd spread ur anus so i can sniff and lick

4th can i give rim job?

5th if anything, ill be in the kitchen rimming you

Is there any way to remove cellulite?

That looks more like some kind of scary desu. Looks like a larger version of my mole removal scar

>>38587627
Thank you for defending her honor m'sir. You are truly making society a better place

>>38587627
>>38587678
holy fucking kill yourself

>>38587627
Women aren't people

>>38587627
You have been visited by the white knight of /fit/. Post "me at the thought of anyone hurting you" or never get pity sex or gains again.

>>38587478
Fix it by dumping her and start fucking the Amazonian goddess on the right. Why curse your kids with her manlet genes when you could have them with the master race on the right?

>>38587478
Looks like a vaccination scar.

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>tfw I also have a dent on my left cheek

is it because I sit down too much? I can feel my bones and the skin feels different from the other parts of my ass.

>>38587627
>>38587662

Why should we accept flaws? If we simply accept our flaws instead of considering possible remedies, we are not simply pets, we are lower than pets, and lower than beasts.

Normies get out. Humanity is to be overcome.

>>38587678
>self interest
>not advancing your own interest

hmmmmm

>>38587643
https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

no need to be jealous, desu, buy yourself a little something nice.

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>>38587662

>>38587478
Op dunno the current and get worth the AMAZON on right

She has a nice butt post more