Why do all women have lordisis and why do all women have no hobbies

>>38583719
Lordosis*

>>38583719
>implying you know any actual women
Wait until you're out of middle school, kid.

>>38583730
EDUCATE ME

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>>38583719
Hobbies are there to pass the time and earn you interesting boy points, as well as take part in your self-improvement
Would you care about passing the time, being interesting or genuinely self-improve if everyone was lining up to be next to you, go out with you, check in with you, like your status or photo and have sex with you? With almost no effort on your part?
I know many women who do actually, but the overwhelming majority does not. The same goes for us by the way.
It doesn't really have to do with being a woman though. It has more to do with being spoiled.
I am lazy, and I would toss a large part of my self-improvement endeavours, hobbies etc out the window in a heartbeat if I could choose who to fuck when to fuck with a 90% success rate, and have someone to provide me with economical and social status.
If you are already virtually successful in what you deem important, what motivation is there to improve?

>All _______
Opinion disgarded

>>38583951
This.
From my experience, pretty girls tend to have less hobbies and interests because people already treat them like they're interesting and well rounded. I don't have people fighting for my attention, so I have lots of time when I'm alone and have nothing to entertain myself with. This doesn't just go for women, attractive men also tend to have less hobbies. Although I feel like men are expected to have miscellaneous interests and skills more so than women, however I think attractiveness does partially dictate how you spend you time regardless of gender

>>38583719
a) I have extremely tight and overactive quads
b) I write fiction and feature articles, produce/edit music videos, bake, sew, knit, make felt, draw, paint, play vidya, read mangos, ride horses, play guitar/piano/flute/ukulele/steelpan, do aerial hoop, ballet pole and collect minerals as well as 18th to early 20th century artefacts from riverbanks all over my city.
c) if you didn't make such nasty assumptions maybe the actually interesting women would talk to you and you'd realise you're being a dick

>>38584162
I bet you don't even do a 3rd of that

>>38583719
high heels maybe?

>>38584162
> 18th to early 20th century artefacts from riverbanks
post pic of one of your findings

>>38584162
You lying whore.
Who the fuck reads mangos?

>>38584425
>current year
>not reading mangos

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>>38584229
Forgive dirty hands but it was pretty muddy. I'm planning on thoroughly cleaning, sealing and using this thing

>>38584213
Forgot to mention I've just taken up wood carving and air gun shooting in the last year as well. Do you need to come to my house and see all the shit I make/play?

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>>38583951

tbqh this but it's disappointing, worst part is the ones with hobbies have a longer lineup of people trying to talk to them

>>38584518
Monkey

>>38584548
I'm still smarter than you

>>38584548

Are you rly calling him a monkey? You jelly that he gets to hunt old artifacts like Indiana Jones? I am

I don't have many hobbies right now. I was banging my ex landlady while taking a language course with her in college, but working hella now and gotta distract myself from her since she's married. Thinkin about taking up boxing

>>38584518
Don't clean it you'll ruin the patina. Just use a pipe cleaner on the inside and apply some oil on the outside. Pretty cool find desu congrats

>>38583719
>Lordosis
The L5/S1 angle is steeper in women. This helps when you have a lot of weight forward of the spine, like when youre pregnant. That and they be pussy poppin bro, most women stick their junk out.

>Hobbies
Person dependant. A better question to ask, because you might actually get a useful answer, is why do I perceive women around me to have few hobbies and be uninteresting?

>>38584605
*meaning those cotton wire pipe cleaners. Nothing else.

Most women don't have hobbies nowadays tbqh. They just watch Netflix and like things on Pinterest

>>38584548
I'm a she but thanks for sticking up for me

>>38584605
Thanks for the advice and complimenting my new acquisition; I'd found so many thousands of broken stems and bowls I was so stoked to finally pick up and intact one with nice engraving. Are you into looking for this shit as well? It gets addictive.

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>>38584162
lmao

>I'm a statistical outlier, therefore all women are like me

>lists video games as a hobby
I feel like you're lying about what you wrote. I honestly think you pick up some rocks while you hike and you put that as "collecting minerals"

Yes, most women are boring as fuck. It's no secret.

I don't have as many hobbies as >>38584162 but well, I like learning about linguistics/languages (as a consequence I travel quite a lot around the countries whose languages I've studied), make glassware, bake and cook, go on hikes/camping and as of lately I'm into watching lots of films.

>>38584653
give me a few films you've watched.

>>38584640
It's really unfortunate.

Quick translation guide for female hobbies

Traveling - I go on vacation like any other person
Watches films - binges on netflix
Cooks - I make macaroni and cheese or spaghetti to survive

usually the holy trinity of female hobbies is having fun, hanging out with friends, and netflix.

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>>38584645
Mostly a flea markets, nothing as cool as to get them from riverbanks as you. Indeed, it is addictive. That permanent hope that maybe this time you'll discover that great or cool piece (whatever it might be). I like people like you.

>>38584664
The double life of Véronique, Blue is the warmest colour, Broken flowers, Miss Violence, these are the last ones I've seen.

This is a hobby I've recently picked up, I used to watch maybe 5 films per year before, so I'm in no way a cinephile.

>>38584650
I listed it as a hobby because of how big a part of my life games are and how much they're influenced me. I started playing the Megadrive when I was 6 because I was a child model but being bribed with it was the only thing that made me comply. Games are the reason I got into writing because I started getting into the social issues, mythic tropes and archetypes that show up in the narrative, so got obsessed with fanfiction and went on to do a BA in professional writing. Making AMVs with game footage got me a job in a film studio. Games brought me to some of my best friends when I became a regular at my local arcade. Games spurred me on as an artist because I was awestruck by Yoshitaka Amano's concept art. Games made me pick up piano and flute in 3 months, to the point I was able to take a music qualification at school and played two pieces from Final Fantasy 10 for my final assessment. I also talked the school into letting us play FF music in Orchestra and choir. I like games with depth and they're more than just a way to pass the time for me. Maybe their value is inflated in my biased head but it's a big enough deal to me to list it, without meaning 'I play Candy Crush on the way to work'.

Maybe I am a statistical outlier, but consider my laundry list of hobbies, shouldn't t be statistically probable that there are plenty of girls who might have a list half or at least a third of that size? All of my female friends have really interesting hobbies like fire hoop dancing and shit.

>>38584746
>Maybe I am a statistical outlier, but consider my laundry list of hobbies, shouldn't t be statistically probable that there are plenty of girls who might have a list half or at least a third of that size? All of my female friends have really interesting hobbies like fire hoop dancing and shit.
because you are an intersting person and will have friends similar to you.

Good job on having a list of hobbies. I just wish more women would follow suit.

>>38584731
I'll upload a pic of my movie list I'm going through. the X next to them, just means I watched it. It'll give you some direction if you want it as a real hobby.

>>38584692
>Traveling - I go on vacation like any other person

Seriously, this is the most annoying one. They say it because they want to sound sophisticated and worldly, but at the end of the day it's just "I like to go on vacation, and I'm rich enough that I can do it often and to places that are far away"

>>38584746
dw femanon we're all spergs here so pretty much the only women that will speak to us are our female equivalents, which are boring women with no hobbies, which is probably what we'd all be if we were women

>>38584713
You know the feeling! And when you go looking on the riverbank you feel intese anxiety every time you pass a section of it you can't access, or you're travelling counting the minutes down to low tide or staying up at night knowing that everything gets washed away twice and day and there's a chance what was on the bank has been missed and might never see the light of day again.

Thanks x Are you anywhere near London by any chance?

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>>38584653
>>38584731
here you go, famalama

Recommendations to help you get started:

Birdman
Akira
Whiplash
Paths of Glory
No Country for Old Men
Raging Bull
There Will Be Blood
Se7en
The Place Beyond The Pines

I'd list more but I'd be putting too many. These are more accessible.

Also, The Act of Killing, 2001, and La Haine are pretty meh.

>>38584811
>London
Lol no. I'm at finis terrae

>>38584845
I couldn't pass the first 15 minutes of Birdman, should I persist? Is it really good? It happened the same while watching Brooklyn and thankfully I did.

Just watched "In order of disappearance" a couple days ago and you should watch it. KINO. 2014 norwegian (?) film.

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>>38584884
Birdman is one of my all time favorites. Definitely worth the watch. You'll know what I mean when you see his play develop more and more.

One thing to note though is that the constant pounding of the drums and the constant zoomed in shots for scenes is to make you feel as tense and uncomfortable as the characters.

>>38584845
I've seen a few of those! The Hunt/Jagten (you have both names on the list), Magnolia, Force Majeure, Pan's Labyrinth, Lost Highway, Punch Drunk Love and Sunset Boulevard

>>38584903
I'll give it a try than. Thanks breh

>>38584790
The funny this is I'm actually a diagnosed Sperg and we tend to have intense hobbies. Why don't you try hopping around the boards because so many of them revolve around a particular interest? You could always try a new hobby out with a girl who doesn't have any so you can enjoy getting into it together at the same pace. Worst case scenario you just have a new friend to practise social skills with and a new pastime

>>38584760
Thanks anon. I feel pretty lucky to know the friends I do; they're always off on some adventure and crazily good-looking...

I wish more people would use the internet as a tool to expand their horizons. We have so many instructional videos, tutorials and research materials at our fingertips, it's kind of hard NOT to try everything once you realise how accessible it all is. When people ask me how I do so many things I tell them there's nothing special about me and nothing stopping you from giving it a crack as well.

Sorry for typos btw, I'm on mobile.
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>>38584933
I am improving myself also and trying to widen my horizons

where do I meet women with a similar mindset as you

>>38584848
Aw damn. I would have invited you to come treasure hunting. Hobbies are fun on your own but it's even better when you can share it with people.

>>38583719
Grill here i read post and respond to faggots who post on fit between lifts is that a hobby?

OP how many dicks you sneaked a peek at today?

>>38583719
>Why do all women have lordisis
too much internet

>why do all women have no hobbies
they have hobbies, just not things you would qualify as hobbies. "beauty," a hobby most women have, is a time- and money-consuming hobby that guys are quick to condemn, but it's about as useful as watching professional sports, a hobby most men have.

"beauty" as a hobby is mostly about showing off skill and socializing with other women. guys complain about heavy makeup in much the same way women complain about heavy lifting: too much looks sexually unappealing. and the response is the same: don't care, not doing it for you. there are complicated skillsets and techniques involved in "beauty", and a lot of it is about treating your body like a canvas for your artwork.

outside of beauty, consider hobby stores. in the US, we have Hobby Lobby, Michael's, and JoAnn Fabrics. 90% of their customer base is women. a lot of women love making shit. homemade soaps are trending now, quilting and ravelry and jewelry-making have long been common hobbies for women, and now resin crafting is gaining popularity too.

then go to a bookstore or library. you know how librarians are stereotypically female? a lot of women love to read and write.

there's other classics like gardening, interior and exterior decorating, baking, cooking, reading, writing... not to mention the rise of geeky hobbies like cosplay, serious gaming, and thanks to YouTube, video production.

if it seems like women around you don't have hobbies, you aren't looking very hard. and remember that a lot of women's hobbies are things that would be pursuable at home while raising kids. guys have their car fetishes, women have interior design. women are generally discouraged from any hobby that could detract from their perceived value as a homemaker.

>>38584943
Here on the internet is my best guess lol. There are plenty of autistic girls here for sure. I was never popular at school because boys thought I was too weird and nerdy catching bugs in the playground, so I'm glad there are guys out there that appreciate substance in a woman. But seriously, forums are a good place to find people and get to know them as they interact directly with you, as well as with others, in an open space when they don't know you're watching. Unlike on a dating site, your conversations aren't all going to be loaded and saying what you think the other person wants to hear which allows you to judge their character better. You can make a lot of online friends and who knows, it could go further from there. I met my bf on a pot forum.

>>38584943
>where do I meet women with a similar mindset as you
4chan

>>38585006
>>38585023

women who were loners/bullied are the best because they had free time like men to reflect upon themselves and focus it on hobbies.

However, I've tried e-dating a few girls from /r9k/ but they always have 0 ambition and in general I have next to no hopes for long distance relationships.

>>38585029
>/r9k/
do you see where you went wrong

>>38585003
This is a great response and yeah, we really like making shit. There is something really satisfying about starting with a bunch of materials and finishing with something tangible and decorative or functional. That can also spill over into more traditionally masculine hobbies like woodwork. The bf and I think we're fucking Ray Mears and I spend hours carving shit in my underwear on the floor surrounded by his 27-knife collection and a fuckton of shavings trying to make spoons and more knives.

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>>38583719

It can be several things:

>A lot of them do have hobbies. I know plenty of girls who are artists, play video games, read a lot, write, run, play sports, etc.
>They have genuine hobbies but are likely to be called a "special snowflake", "poser", etc for saying they like whatever it is, and be angrily interrogated by a significant percentage of male fans of whatever. Video games and anime are especially bad, but this can apply to almost anything. So some of them won't mention it and will stay in the closet, and will make something up if asked.
>They have depression, which women are more prone than men to getting. Nothing is fun.
>They are both physically attractive and extroverted, so everyone thinks they're amazing and their time is eaten up by going to parties and spending time with their friends. These are pretty much the women who say they like shopping, traveling, talking on the phone, etc. They enjoy the company of other people much more than whatever activity they're doing. Of special note is that this type is overwhelmingly made up of pretty, popular girls, but sometimes just girls who really like people. That being said, they're the most physically attractive and therefore the group that men are most likely to pay attention to.
>They have hobbies that men make fun of them for and would consider them superficial or stupid for liking. Writing fanfiction, reading sappy romance novels, finding quirky things at thrift stores, going to nightclubs, designing clothes, knitting, and so on. They won't tell you about it.

Most likely one of those things.

>>38584903
how is that donut's frosting even possible?

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>>38585045
yes, but they are women I could at least relate to very easily.

also they are more conservative than liberal.

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>>38585059
Are there any nudes?

>lordosis
Because they push out their tits. Duh

>>38585081
Pushing out your tits gives you proper posture

Pushing out your ass gives you lordosis

>>38585029
I did meet my partner on 4chan, been together for half a year.

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>>38583719
It's like they want back problems

1/2

>>38583719

Lordosis decreases stress on the spine when bearing children. it's sort of a good thing as long as it's not too extreme.

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>>38585094
Didn't pursue it beyond this. If they want to be delusional to protect their feelings, that's on them

>>38585094
break up with her now

>>38584162
>ride horses

it's a fact that horse women are psycho. Don't take the bait lads, even if she's in

LONDON
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>>38584162
Interesting attractive chicks are a rarity. Once you account for the qualities of people you're attracted to, one realizes that there are actually very few girls out there who you'd be interested in, on a % basis.

>>38585085
Ugh I have ridiculous back/shoulder mobility issues from extreme hunching. The fact family members kept trying to show my tits to their random friends and unwanted advances when I was 9 made me just want to hide everything and walk around looking at the floor. Constantly telling myself every day to try and stand up, drop my shoulders etc, then my collarbone cracks like a motherfucker.

>>38584903
uhh no, the drums signify when he loses touch with reality. they always play when he's seeing /about to see something that didnt happen

keep that in mind during the ending

>>38585145
why not both?

>>38585111
just a bud. we dated years ago

>inb4 cuck
she still wants me, i dumped her

>>38585145
fair enough

>>38585056
thanks, i spend most of my time around women because my hobbies are apparently feminine. (crafting, writing, alternative fashion, fandom obsessing.) i used to feel awkward for being the only guy to sign up for a class i was interested in (bc muh manhood) but i got over it.

you and your bf sound a bit like friends of mine who will just chop down a tree and make a bookshelf for something fun to do together. the ability to just casually create shit is one of the best things about first world privilege imo.

>>38585166
meant for >>38585150

>>38585059
this.

also:
>That being said, they're the most physically attractive and therefore the group that men are most likely to pay attention to.

guys think those women are the only women who exist despite all evidence to the contrary.

>>38585128
I guess I'm super lucky all my female friends are really hot (a lot of them are models) and into niche hobbies. You just have to get into those hobby circles then narrow things down to the attractive girls, rather than pursuing the attractive girls as a group and trying to sieve through them all for the ones with special interests.

>>38585114

>tfw you're actually in LONDON

That's bit of bold, broad statement. There is nothing, objectively about horse riding or riding horses that makes women crazy but I do hate the spoiled elitist stereotype myself. My family is poor as shit, I just work my ass off for free rides (5am to 7pm sometimes) or treat myself to a hack in the woods a couple times a year.

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>>38584618
>Hobbies
>Due to my distinct biologic, hormonal, physiological, and experience based perceptions, I find it hard to conceptualize the motivations and values of those who are radically different from me, so I often apply my own value system to my surroundings in order to more succinctly assess them.

I enjoy the camaraderie of this board, and am sympathetic to our shared plight re: grills, but if we're being perfectly honest women are incentivized differently in the sexual marketplace and by biological imperatives, which accounts for the a lot of the behavior in women which we collectively decry. We are observing economic and biologic trends.

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>>38585150
You don't get to have both

>>38584903
Holy shit, that fucking frosting is impressive

>>38585114
My hobbies
>cooking, violin, riding horses, shooting, running, fashion (if that counts I'm really into it), reading, learning languages

>>38585220
Google search gelatine

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>>38584653
>I'm into watching lots of films
Nigga that's the male equivalent of "I watch anime". Pretty fucking pathetic and tasteless.

t. weeb

nice to know you're into linguistics though

>>38585061
>>38585220
It's icing, you just pour it all over it, pretty easy

>>38584903
Birdman fucking sucked. Nothing happened the entire movie.

>>38585232
Yeah but look at how fucking smooth that is, goddamn it makes me hard

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>>38585188
>checked

>I'm sorting through tons of attractive chicks.

Have I got news for you love.

Pic related

>>38584790
No, it's actually the normie girls that don't have any hobbies at all other than WOOO EPIC RAVE XDDD and Netflix.
>tfw no assburgers gf

>>38585267
As confirmed by every dating site ever.

>>38585167
You don't happen to hang out on /cgl/ do you? There are probably plenty of womenfolk who would just fucking love you over there, especially as you seem to actually understand women as multifaceted human beings.

Yeah, it's crazy how we can spend hours constructing things at our leisure, when on the other side of the world someone is doing it out of necessity under time constraints; that said, it does make you feel a little bit better to at least have some insight into how the things we usually take for granted would have been made and how much effort goes into it. It makes you appreciate the craftsmanship in historical places of interest and antiques when it hits home that they couldn't just mass produce that shit but did everything with precision and finesse regardless.

>>38585251
It's just not for you then, no reason to start sperging out about other people's taste

>>38585258
If you pour it into a metal mold and use enough of it, it will pop out just like the one in the pic.

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>>38585167
>privilege

Go back to where you came from

>>38585167
Try WrongPlanet forums

>>38585260
Oh damn, sorry, you got my attention with 'beautiful nature', 'caves and cool rock formations' and 'beautiful horses'. Sounds awesome to me, fuck the rednecks. Good luck finding your bareback-riding, cave exploring action girl, man.

>>38585258
You should check out those 'Most Interesting/Satisfying Video in the World' compilations. They show a lot of things like cakes being iced and factory construction that satisfies that special type of OCD-kink.

>>38585327
I do, those videos relac me like no other thing, I've even seen some with satisfying sounds and damn, I could masturbate to those kind of videos

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>>38585306
>bareback riding
>cave exploring

>thatsmyfetish.jpg

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>>38585274
>You don't happen to hang out on /cgl/ do you? There are probably plenty of womenfolk who would just fucking love you over there, especially as you seem to actually understand women as multifaceted human beings.
kek

it is my homeboard but i don't go around announcing my gender

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>It makes you appreciate the craftsmanship in historical places of interest and antiques when it hits home that they couldn't just mass produce that shit but did everything with precision and finesse regardless.
agreed 100%

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>>38585346

>>38585346
Lol I love watching them right before bed, stoned usually. Sorry I can't provide any more material for you besides maybe videos of cymatics; it's quite hypnotic and yay for audiology meets physics meets geometry.

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>>38585258

>>38585134
>The fact family members kept trying to show my tits to their random friends and unwanted advances when I was 9

wtf

>>38585232
So it's Jello?

>>38585250
Or is it just frosting? If so, how is it so smooth?

It looks like glass. Or plastic

>>38585382
not that uncommon 2bh

>>38585396
It is jello. 100%

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>>38585134
Here you go senpai

>>38585353
That pic is so cruel but at the same time having posted here (and you've probably seen /r9k/ too) you have probably encountered this stereotype. That being said, here I am rabidly fighting the stereotype that all women are shallow and boring lol. We need a dating thread there where everyone participating is actually receptive to the idea of forming a relationship rather than feeling creeped on out of the blue. I'm sure once they realise that you are into this stuff because of genuine interest and not purely to satisfy lolicon, you'd make an awesome Ouji Accessory anon. I kid, you'd make an awesome boyfriend x

>>38584162
>feature articles
sounds like your job
>produce edit music videos
sounds like your job
>bake
so you make food?
>sew,knit,make felt
this is a hobby apparently
>draw/paint
ok
>play vidya
fuck off
>read manga
fuck off
>ride horses
jesus christ fuck off
>play an instrument
great, that's 1, probably.
>aerial hoop, pole dancing
almost 2 but i have a vague feeling you went to a few classes and are now calling it your hobby
>collect minerals
>minerals, Marie

>>38583719
I am a grill, and my hobbies are food and Facebook.

>>38585448
>I don't like these things so they don't count

Kys. No wonder you can't get laid

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>>38585419
>mfw they call me 'senpai'.

Thanks anon. Saved!

>>38585416
really?
thats fucking weird

>>38585226
Please someone rate my hobbies

>>38585480
Some of those aren't actual names tho so good luck figuring them out.

>roller crunches
Bottom part of a crunch with a foam roller under your mid to upper back
>karate chops
Roller unDer mid-upper back, raise 1 haND until pointing away from feet, alternate hands
>claps
Lie on side, arms straight out, knees bent. Keep bottom hand against floor, spread arms until other hand touches floor

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>>38585479
>I don't like your opinion so you m-must be a virgin wh-who struggles to g-get girls!

>>38585382
>>38585416
>>38585490

Some people don't realise that young developing girls deserve privacy and respect. To my dad and other family I was a child so I had to do as I was told, even if that meant washing with the bathroom door open, having my hand forced down some old man's pants or letting them charge in when I was getting changed. I started my period and everything when I was 10 and already had a boy lock me into a bathroom stall and try to rape me when I was 9. You guys wonder why so many women are fucked up, but literally the second you have a hormonal surge your body is suddenly up for grabs and makes you a target or something to dominate and control... Well that was my experience anyway. Most women I know were molested as kids and have been sexually assaulted to varying degrees at least a handful of times.

>>38585531
I was going to search the board for incidences of those non-standard terms but thank you for clarifying for me x

>>38585548
>accusing someone of doing the thing they accused you of doing

Do you even logic?

>>38583719
i hate women so much

i never used to but after living in a house of women...

i just cant wait till we work out how to make artificial wombs and robot hoes

>>38585553
>washing with door open
>hand down pants
>charge in while changing
what the actual fuck is wrong with your family?

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>>38585567
>accusing someone of doing the thing they accused you of doing

do you? kek

>>38585563
For better explanations go here
http://www.rohitnair.net/pp/#posture

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>>38585378

>>38583719
Lordosis makes sex more pleasurable, orgasms plentiful, conception easy, birth a breeze, and brings the boys to the yard.

Hobbies are things that we do to focus all of our intense emotions into. Women don't have the emotional intensity that we do, nor the competitive nature. They will do whatever is fun and has a lot of friendly people interested in it and will get them pounded blind consistently or in the good graces of nice male friends who will fulfill whatever roles their significant other can not or is not. .

>>38585378
These have the consistency of those sex toys for men with the jiggly asses. Idk what they're called

>>38585577
gottem

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>>38585167
>privelege
FUCK. OFF.

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The girls I have the most fun with are the "dumb blonde" types. They say autistic things and it just makes life more fun when they say stupid and random shit. They don't even need hobbies, it's always fun no matter what.

>>38585569
two of those three are pretty common in "normal" families.

>>38585688
>>38585553
What the hell is wrong with you people?

This is b8, right?

>>38585688
thats not normal
thats fucked up. its wrong...

This thread was comfy af until robots appeared. Fucking hell why do you need to ruin everything.

>>38585553
That's some fucked up shit anon.

>>38585663
God this. Fugged a 31 year old when i was 24. She used to snort H but she wanted the dick immediately and it was great. In her ass. Cumming in her ass constantly. She thought me cumming in her was cute and wanted more. I've come to realize that I'm going to evolve out of dumb entitled young girls and look for older girls.

>>38585702
>>38585708
>>38585688
my sisters would never fucking lock the door when they showered or give a shit if my door was closed
pretty normal 2bh f.am

>>38585507
>shooting
>running
>fashion

All way cool, femanon. Shooting and running because they're outdoor activities I enjoy. Fashion is cool because it implies you take pride in your appearance which is too rare these days.

>>38585750
i never locked the door when i showered, but everyone in my family respected that they should knock and ask if they could come if the door was closed

>>38585702
>>38585708
it's wrong, but it's also normal for a lot of girls. sexual abuse of girls is really, really common.

>>38585769
>at friends house
>his 17 year old sister walks out of the bathroom, mid shower, completely naked in, in front of me

sup?

>>38583730
Nothin personel kid

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Postan in a lordosis thread

Is it alright to take deadlifts slower, or even drop them, if I need to work on my lumbar lordosis/atp? I'm honestly more interested in working on my posture before I increase my lifts, right now

>>38585806
I don't see any reason you would need to.

See
>>38585419
>>38585531
>>38585581

>>38585832
Thanks, comrade. Blessings of the Soviet regime upon you

>>38585624
Men with jiggly asses or sex toys?

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I want a gf who likes to go out shooting.

I asked girls to go out on a shooting range date with me, but they always look at me weird.

>>38586627
Rachel Maddow's first date with her now-wife was to a shooting range

Maybe you should start dating lesbians

>>38586627
if thats your first date you sound like a murderer to a girl

>>38584811
L O N D O N
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>>38584535
y-yes, please

>>38584535
>not real guns
womyn kek

>>38585305
>>38585655
>being this triggered

>>38585421
the pic is a meme of a meme, just a bit of board culture banter. i do sometimes play the role you describe for yourself here over there though, lol.

although i do not have an interest in dating, thank you for your confidence in my boyfriendableness.

>>38584845
Birdman fucking sucks

This aint even a fitness thread so Im going to post here.
I fucked up. Came inside with no condom. Been paying attention to her cycle and it seemed like it was still in the beginning so I'd be safe.
She said she had like 4 days left. Just had to pay 40 for plan B. Kinda broke.
BETTER THAN A KID THO.
Fuck me I'm getting drunk tomorrow with a friend.

>>38586862
>Muh lethal weapon
>Muh 'Muricanism

What's the big deal? I shoot for target practice, not to tote around some primitive black powder penis substitute.

>>38586627
This sounds like fun if you're the kind of guy who shoots because he likes to test skill and accuracy, not because he's an edgelord compensating for something

>>38586798
Where do you live, I want to show you my felting crafts and take you to the arcade. I must convert the masses to dance game cardio. Street Fighter and sedentary games come after.

>>38585029
>/r9k/

you fucked up

also im not that anon but I am a woman whose been on 4chan for too many years now and probably also an assburger, definitely agree about the intense hobbies/obsessions thing so its a good idea to check out hobby/interest based boards. actually better advice for your sanity and health is probably to go outside but who the fuck is actually gonna do that?

anyway unintentionally met a nice chap on a different board recently and its going pretty smooth, after all these years wasting time here it's pretty hard to truly gel with ""normies"" even though i can interact with them fine, its more emotionally satsfying to talk to someone who shares your lingo and feels and hobbies and can be a true friend. i hope all you gentlemen find a nice assburger 4chan maiden someday

>>38584162
Timestamp or GTFO

>>38587044
If $40 breaks you, you probably shouldn't be busting inside.

>>38584518
That's pretty cool, I'm jelly

>>38587190
Doesn't break me, just not too happy about spending 40 green backs

>why are all women such dumb vapid whores who are inferior to men?
>why aren't women are hot as they are in mah pornos?
>why do no women want to date me?

Anyway, my hobbies are weightlighting, hiking and bird-watching (starting to get into geocaching but don't like it as much), kayaking, photography with a focus on landscapes and flora, and most recently reading and scanlating Fraco-Belgium comics. I'm getting back into golf now that I live near a public course, too.

But I have minor acne and vote so I'll never find a sweet fedora bro to pound my pussy for three seconds while he watches loli on his iPad.

>>38587184
I didn't even post pics this time. Wtf do you want timestamps of specifically (at 6am when I've been up all night puking blood)

>>38587192
Thanks, it's definitely one of my favourite finds so far

>>38587251
Bird watching and photography sounds fun. Are you into Asterix and would a grill suffice lol

>>38584518
Where did you find this? I want to do this. Pls respond.

>>38587139
>What's the big deal?
it takes most of the skill out of shooting unless youre making olympic groups of just a few millimeters. also, guns use smokeless powder in this century.

It makes me sad that you think so OP.

But in some way you are right, my hobby used to be drawing, but it's my profession now so I guess it doesn't count anymore.

>>38587592
I think it's true of most people in general.

>>38584518

....please tell me you logged to location with GPS and took photo's of the original find spot. Otherwise you just completely ruined the historical value.

>"I'm an exception to the average therefore I disprove the average."

>>38585246
How is it tasteless?

>>38585794
>>38583802
kek

>>38587608
It's not valuable in monetary terms and I remember where I find everything (Putney Bridge this time) as I usually take a bunch of photos of the finds /location that day when I get home. These things travel the length and breadth of the river constantly with 2 tides a day, so it doesn't really matter where it happened to pop up when I found it.

>>38587365
Putney Bridge. Are you in London?

>>38585226
>>38585507
I like violin and langueaguegs too. wanna bang?

>>38586627
Hey girl here and I want to pick up shooting as a hobby, what guns should I pick? Would there be someone to teach me at the shooting range

>>38585624
The material is like fanta flesh, or some weird name like that.

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>>38585188
>all my female friends are really hot (a lot of them are models) and into niche hobbies