>be me
>have 7/10 qtgf of 6 months cause gains despite fact i'm autist supreme
>a few weeks ago we're getting hot and heavy
>she starts to go down on me
>feelsgoodman.ogg
>start thinking about the protein in cum
>holding out from climax to bust a huge load
>immediately after blowing my load into her mouth, i hoist her up onto my lap and start kissing her in an attempt to reclaim my protein
>after a few seconds realize there's not much inside her mouth
>greedy bitch must've gobbled the lot
>pull away from her and realized what i've just done
>ohshit
>she's giving me a wide eyed look
>"oh wow anon that was such a turn on"
>heh t-thanks
>"are you...bi-curious?"
>autism hits hard and squirm around in my seat and make confused noises
>"shhh shhh anon, it's ok, i think it's really hot" and then hugs me
>whathaveidone.bat
>fast forward to now
>she keeps wanting to "do the cum thing"
>oblige cause i'm a fucking pussy
>keeps dropping hints at buying toys to put in my butt
>haha s-sure
what do i do lads? does having things put in your ass hurt? on one hand if it's not so bad i can deal with it but is this the path to in a few weeks she will suggest i get cucked by a nigger? i don't want that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
There's only one option now and that is to finish what you started.
Your fate is sealed anon.
>>38572908
HAHA
that was a great guffaw my friend, you are quite an excellent poster :>)
>>38572861
lel cum guzzler
>>38572908
Seriously though just say you aren't a faggot lmao like what the fuck haha. It's not hard just say "hey I'm not bi or whatever" an then fuck her and be dominant. Pull her hair and slap her around, my gf loves that shit.
>>38572861
Kek
>>38572861
>does having things put in your ass hurt?
Just start small, anon.
Setting a new dildo size PR gives you a huge sense of achievement.
>>38572861
That really is hot anon
Snowballing is my fetish
I wouldn't think my bf is a fag just for doing it tho
It's his fucking cum, nothing gay about it
>>38572929
everytime she brings it up i go full blown autist and she seems to think its just me being nervous and saying yes
>>38572951
that doesn't sound very fun
>>38572983
Don't knock it to you try it a few times anon
>>38572861
>Be me
>The thought of having sex with an actual man disgusts me
>Biggest fantasy is to fuck a qt trap and let """""her""""" cum over my stomach and then lick it up and do this exact thing
N-no homo brahs
>>38572951
Shit look at the jump from medium to large. You better go Small--Medium--Small+Medium--Large
>>38572951
ask the mods
>>38572983
You're going full blown autist because you don't know how to handle your new love for strange dick
Your lucky anon, my gf stuck her finger in my ass a few times but that hasent happened in a year :(
>>38573131
If your bf is not as girthy, there's no reason to prep/stretch your hole that much tbqh sensei.
>>38572861
Nigga this is /fit/s dream. Bieing gay without actually being gay, godamn op are you lucky af
>>38573098
Haha y-yeah...traps aren't gay...r-right?
>>38572861
Thx for the keks.
Lots of keks were had.