what kind of person are you my fellow /fit/izen? 1) have sex

>>38564944
2. Nothing would make me happier. I don't care for option 1 at all. I want to settle down, have a family and grow old with her.

want fulfilling job i can be proud of with a wife that has a large and loving family out in the countryside but i depressingly post on 4chan between the hours when i work at home depot and the hours when i search for trap orgy porn

3) Sexless and single.

>>38565065
Door 3 is where you go to make it

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>>38564944
I want to be a 2) so much

>>38564944
1 Until 2

>>38566224
Basically this

I am 2 but wanna be 1

1 has made me distrust 2. So currently letting fate decide this shit without forcing anything, enjoy the time if for a night to a lifetime.

>>38566281
This

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>>38566281
That's regressive tho

>>38564944
>you will never be a /fit/ knight fighting for and defending a qt pure virgin princess against mongrel hordes

>>38564944
Bull fucking shit picture. I'm my own goddamned Knight. A good man is my accessory in battle, not the main event. That pic makes me gag. Mentality like that is why there's so many girls with princess complexes. And no, it is not your job to "save" them.

>>38566890
*tips fedora*

>>38566826
Not if you plan on fucking better bitches, and hopefully find a better wife fitted to make better offsprings

>>38564944
was 1, but all ive ever looked for was 2

>>38566939
>finding a wife trough Tinder and the clubs

Nigga what?

>>38566970
No, through daygame

>>38566975
Nigger, you don't find a wife by fucking girls.

>>38564944
is there anything more glorious than an armored knight?

>>38566990
An armored woman

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>>38566826
>>38564984
Blue pilled as fuck.

>he still thinks women can love you

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tfw you won't ever be together
all i want is you
p-please be mine

i wouldn't actually admit it irl

>>38566978
Reported for angry /r9k/ shitpost.

>>38566281
>tfw

>>38566890
>>38566978
butt-blasted female

>>38567000
I'm a girl you moron. Your crappy memes don't apply. Reporting you as well

>>38566853
Kek she probably likes to get gangbanged by the tyrone horde and have their spunk smeared all over her face. While you just sit there in the beta friendzone where you are not considered even in the slightest bit sexual to her. She dreams of marrying chad princes and likes being daquan and his homies whore, and you are forever alone. Any time you try and make a move on her she laughs and says she loves you, but not in that way.
YourLife.jpg

>>38566990
An armored knight with a huge shield.

>>38567007
Then explain this post
>>38567000
If that's a "butt blasted" (lol what?) Female, why is that anon going on about r9k?

>>38564944
you pretty much gotta be 1 to ever get to be 2 anyway

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>>38566990
>>38567025
>>38566997
what about an armored drawing?

>>38567015
A bulldyke who belongs on /r9k/.

>>38566224
This without the sex

>>38564944
Anon.you have issues. You're just going to end up.playing into some dumb "princess" bitches victim complex until.she's exhausted her use for you. Sane females can handle taking care of themselves and don't need a "knight' to come save them. And strong men are attracted.to other strong women. Having some obsession with a damsel.in distress is probably you trying to feel "extra manly" because you're insecure as fuck about being a pathetic excuse of a man

>tfw youve already been 1 and now all you can think about is 2
3 years ago I'd have never considered settling down, now it's all I can think of. Unfortunately it probably won't happen for a long time. I'm going to end up moving every 2 to 3 years for the next 10 years for school and by then I'll be in my 30s

>>38567043
Sidenote: I purpose try to dress like a "bulldyke" so I don't have to deal with so many males perving on me on the bike trail and such. Still doesn't work that well and can't help but get perved on. I wish I could pull off the "bulldyke" look, but I'm apparently too feminine to hide as one.

>>38566281
R u me

>>38567085
Ok

I'm definitely a 2.

One night stands are pretty boring. I've not had loads but I've had enough to know it's not really for me. Personally, sex with someone the first time is usually kinda disappointing and as we get more comfortable around each other it gets a lot better.

I think relationships get a bad wrap because so many people settle for people who aren't right for them. Finding the right person is pretty fucking tough.

I'm at a point in my life where I just don't have time for a girlfriend though. Working full time and going to the gym takes up most of my time, and I like to try and fit in recording music and playing vidya.

>>38567108
Calling me a "bulldyke" is laughable

>>38567085
back to tumblr with you

>>38567122
I've never had tumblr and I've been on 4chan for over a decade. But ill report your noob ass for off topic since apparently you're not familiar with the rule about posting off topic.

>>38567023
Brah that sounds more like one of your fantasies and not reality, i know we're still on 4chan but don't confuse the two

>>38564984

Not trying to be /r9k/ here,but you do realize that eventually she she will cuck you with Chad or Tyrone right?

Doesn't matter how good you look or how much do you think she loves you, it's bound to happen.

>>38564944
3)Going full monk mode

4)walk around showing off my gains and picking only the hottest women to fuck and occasionally slumming it with women who happen to be around when I want to fuck.


3 with a bit of 4.

>>38567085
>I purpose try to dress like a "bulldyke" so I don't have to deal with so many males perving on me

I can bash your skull in instead if you want to be male do much. SAD!

>>38564944

i cringed at your picture so probably 1

>>38567067
I like making certain women feel like princesses. And I do feel extra manly doing it.

What's wrong with that?

>>38567167
>not trying to be /r9k/ but here's a bunch of /r9k/ vomit

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>>38564944
Door 13
>sleep with all the women you want
>come home to your girlfriend
>she makes you your favorite bulking meal
>go lift
>take a shower
>stare at yourself in the mirror after
>you like what you see
>the man you have become is the man you dreamt of being all your life
>climb in to bed and hold your woman tight
>congratulations... You've finally made it

>>38566998
>traditional
>blue pilled

uh-huh

>>38567179
>want to be male
Uhhh lol where did you get that? Are you projecting your own desire for a sex change unto me? I dress like a bulldyke to appear as unattractive as possible and hide skin from strange guys who say/do inappropriate things when I'm outside alone in public. I'm a straight female in a long term relationship with my bf of 4+ years now. I would never want to be male. You really should look into why you're so interested in a sex change though, sounds like a personal issue you should sort out with a professional

>>38567205
You're harboring a victim relationship in them. They wont do Jack shit for themselves and you end up either bitter about it or losing out in life because you had to hold your gfs hand to get her to fucking do anything. She's supposed to be an adult partner, not daddy's little girl

>>38567206
Kekeke

>>38567167
Isn't there a saying where it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

>>38567216
>I dress like a bulldyke to appear as unattractive as possible and hide skin from strange guys who say/do inappropriate things when I'm outside alone in public.

You forgot about one thing. You can never get my cock this way. Pathetic!

And your bf sounds like a fucking faggot! I could rip his head off and shit down his neck when I'm exhausted after my training.

>>38567235
You're projecting a bit. I know which women deserve to be pampered like a princess and shown love and protection and all I can offer them. I can tell who will quickly take it for granted.

>>38564944
I am 2, but I want to be 1...

>>38567266
Lol. Sure you do. You poor bastard, you're going to make yourself so miserable one day. But I can't feel too bad for you since you've been informed And at this point you're just doing it to yourself

>>38567067
This. The more gains I get the more princess-ey my gf is becoming. Getting real tired of this shit. I want a stronk woman too.
>tfw probably spoiled her too much
Mistake

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>>38566998
/r9k/ mindset is the blue pill and monogomous love is the red pill. A woman and a man can love each other. One day you will see.

>>38567263
You sound triggered. Grow up slut.

>>38564944
3) have sex with as many females as possible waiting for a long-term relationship with HER

>>38567281
>>38567266
you're both fucking fags, one for taking the bait and the other for pretending to be a grill

>>38567281
Yeah, sure. You have fun with your particular world view. I'll continue doing what I feel is working for me and making girls melt with warm loving hugs, surprise gifts and a bit of pampering, when they've proven that they deserve it.

>>38564944
>tfw no pretty dress and hunky knight
KILL ME FAMILIES

>>38566890
What's wrong with women wanting to be princesses? Why do so many women these days want to spoil their femininity to become men? There's nothing wrong with a woman aspiring to be a beautiful princess, in fact that seems like a perfectly ideal situation, but for some reason modern feminism has crushed women's hopes of achieving this perfectly healthy goal by replacing it with the impossible goal of out-manlying a man.

This is why there are so many identity crises these days, masculine men and feminine women are looked down upon, when it should be the opposite. Sure, a woman is allowed be as strong as she can make herself if she wants, and a man can be as delicate and sensitive as he likes, but neither shouldn't want to become those things to the point where it compromises their natural biological wants and aspirations, because thats when chemical imbalances form in the brain and confusion becomes depression becomes frustration and sooner or later society crumbles under the collective stress.

>>38567312
This

True red pil is the worst. You realise that its almost impossible to find a true love after high school and college. We are doomed to loneliness.

Anyone who chooses 1 is naive and deserves the midlife crisis they will invariably suffer

>>38567446
Because these princesses think they are too good for anything.
They don't cook or clean, they don't do jackshit in the house. Just look at the majority of young modern women: they celebrate the fact that they can't do that shit, as if it's 'liberation' for women to not know how to do simple household tasks.

>>38567446
Shut the fuck up b

>>38567446
A girl can be feminine without having a "I'm a fucking useless piece of shit please feed me" princess complex. A feminine girl like the ebin redpill reddit meme you love so fucking much would do the chores, take care of your children and do her best to be a good wife and please you, not expect everything to be served in a silver platter.

You're fucking retarded if you think girls with a princess complex are something worth pursuing for. This has nothing to do with feminism either, you massive redditard.

>>38567490
But that's a seperate problem mostly due to immaculated faggots treating pussy like some sort of holy grail that they're unworthy of. If men were more manly and women were more womanly then each sex would respect each other more and cooperate just fine.

Its also important to note that for every entitled bitch who refuses to contribute theres a cutie who is perfectly happy with giving and receiving support from her man

>>38567541
When did I mentiom whatever the fuck a princess complex is? Maybe I wasn't clear enough but women can be feminine and still contribute to both society and their relationships.

>>38567332
Not him but you sound nu-male as fuck

>>38567446
Actually no, you can be a feminine princess or masculine man. But only if you're as gay as springtime.
Then it's not only perfectly acceptable it's even lauded.

No, i'm serious.

>>38567332

I know that Im about to venture off into the red-pill territory, but the way to really "melt" women isnt flowers, hugs, gifts and other cheesy shit, but rather being succesful in life, having a goal and progressing towards it, having an overall masculine "energy" to you. Women would much rather have a man like that just fucking them, than keep around a flower-and-hug dispenser.

>>38567626
I don't know what a nu-male is

But I get the gist of it from the way you say it. I'm not going to simply treat any woman I meat like that. Only certain women. The rest I'll treat like any other woman. The women who're used to be treated special, and I'll be able to tell, will be treated like a normal woman.
They love that and they always rise to the occasion.

The women that I want to treat like a pampered little princess I will. Because they have that special thing in them that I want to see come to the surface.

Man I don't even know right now. Just got out of 3 yr relationship with a girl that had most of my qualifications of being the one I'd spend my life with but deep down I realized she wasn't right for me. I really didn't even want to break up with her but I knew it was the right thing to do.

Is there an option 3?

3. I've stopped caring. I want to better myself for the sake of being the best I can be. I spend all day working, lifting, learning, doing /diy/ projects, running, and hiking/camping. I don't have time for women.

>>38567697
A cuck. Youre a beta. And you are causing a problem where women have too much power.

Youre a doormatt

>>38567697
>The women that I want to treat like a pampered little princess I will.
Top kek, so you'll turn a regular woman into a spoiled woman because she meets your koalafications. Retard.

>>38567746
I'll go for a 3a because I still want to bang qts

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>>38564944
Was one until I engaged Step two five months ago.

> Tfw she shares your sense of Humor
> Tfw you try to not wake her in the morning because you have to work early, but of course she notices and makes you your favorite sandwich sleepy eyed while your in the shower just to surprise you
> Tfw she made you two amazing Birthday cakes, giving you the best Birthday you had since you left home
> Tfw she is intelligent as fuck
> Tfw she shares your excitement over every new project you start in your life
> Tfw she has the perkiest, most beautiful tits you ever felt
> Tfw she just came over with your favorite dish after you told her you were feeling down and didnt want to see her
> Tfw she shares your stupid Hobbies
> Tfw she is the first you dont have to think about your moves while dancing with her
> Tfw she hums in that beautiful high voice while getting dressed
> Tfw she brings you down when you are about to go bezerk
> Tfw she brags about you in front of her friends

I think I should tell her that I love her soon

>>38564944
Ofc option 2

>>38567786
Why? He's right

>>38567675
I don't mean "women" as in all as in plural.
Many women will fuck a rich guy simply because he has ends.
That's meaningless to me.

I'm talking about pampering certain women. Not all of them and especially not the ones who only seeks out a mans wallet or level of personal success. Because they aren't loyal, they don't care about that man as a person or what he makes them feel. Their hearts are easily bought.

A woman who seeks a good provider is the norm and there is nothing wrong with that.
But that's barely a bare minimum. What else is there?

>>38567786
>>38567757
You are laboring under two misconceptions.
1.That I would pick just any woman.
2.That I wouldn't put my foot down when she steps over the line or completely cut her off completely if she dissapointed me in some way.

I am neither, but not by choice. I'd like option 2, but am too much of a loser

>>38568021
Glad you made it, man.

>>38564944
20 year old bitter virgin for life checking in

>>38564944
number 2, why waste your time on a one night stand? I'm not 16 anymore, such things don't interest me.

>>38568021
Good luck senpai, its gonna be fine. Be happy.

>>38564944
3. Basement dweller who is sick of being fat and wants to get fit for myself, not to know tfw gf.

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I had HER for 2 years, it was the real shit. Ended up cheating on me. 9 months later she still tries to get in contact. Said she'd drop her current guy for me cause it's not the same.

I just wanna #1 now. Don't trust women anymore. I was quite paranoid before, but after what happened I am so far gone as far as girls go.

I think I'm turning into an actual misogynist.

>inb4 the m word triggers you cuz tumblr

>>38566990

A manlet with a machine gun.

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>>38564944
walking arround topless in festivals, showing off gains, I look like a chad but act like a beta when i get alone with a girl..
I really wish for a long term relationship with a girl that would support and love me unconditionally....

>>38568681
Hey man, you're just living in reality with how 90% of women have 0 loyalty except to their feelings at that moment and want 0 accountability for their shitty decisions and want captain save-a-ho to swoop in.

Do your thing, wear a condom or get a vasectomy, and always be wary of women's bullshit.

>>38568948
Fuckkkk are you me? Just two days ago I was having a casual fuck with this thicc chick I met on tinder and she was just making fun of me the whole time. She was saying shit like "wow you fucking suck at making out, no wonder you need all that muscle to attract girls"

Just fucking deriding me the entire time. Did a real number on my self esteem.

I need a real gf...

>>38567568
He read princess and that's the only thing he saw

all you niggers saying you cant trust young hoes

just do whatever you want to do, when you get older you will find out bitches actually will turn loyal because of their biological clock running out

i used to be the nice guy always left behind but when i hit early 30s i noticed women prefer you over chad

they are so damaged in the head

>>38567212
>>stare at yourself in the mirror after
>>you like what you see
>completely miss the entire point of Don Draper's character

>>38569002
>She was saying shit like "wow you fucking suck at making out, no wonder you need all that muscle to attract girls"
I'm sorry anon, but I lol'd pretty hard at that. Even though she sounds like a bitch that chick was roasting you pretty good

>>38567167
>she will cuck you with Chad or Tyrone right?

You know this is /fit/ right?

>>38569107
Don Draper is a sad man who hates himself and tries to drown his troubles in cigarettes, alcohol and women while he silently broods.

I do the same thing, except I don't hate myself. Because at the end of the day. My happiness is all that matters to me.

>>38564944
Neither. Monogamy ain't for me and I'm over chasing tail.

I've got 3 girlfriends I bed regularly and occasionally meet other rad women and hook up. I don't "pick up" girls, I just do what I love and be open to whatever happens. It's nice having regular partners and nurturing relationships, but I'm far too independent to want to settle down (again). I'm done playing house, I live my own life now and I love it.

>>38566985
Yeah, you have to test the product first before buying anyway

>>38567055
>>38567055
>without the sex
Future cuck

>>38567039
reddit is just around the corner bud

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>>38566990
Nothing that I know of.

Deus Vult.

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>>38569517

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>>38567212
>girl finds out you've been sleeping around and leaves
>get AIDS
>lose your gains and die at 30

>>38569517
What about an army of heavy armored knights? Blinding their enemies with their sole march

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>>38569544

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>>38569565
Now you're just comparing apples... to a lot of apples.

>>38569137
at least he fucked her

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>>38567039

>>38569551
Fuck it! You only yolo once! Might as well love your life while doing it

>>38568021
noooooo dont sperg out and say "I love you" right off the bat. do it like in your pic "I really like you". It's safer, and better, imo.

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>>38564944

Was 2.

Realized the world doesn't allow for 2 to happen the way I want it to. That in order for me to properly have 2, I have to be 1. But the road to being 1 invalidates the mentality I want to live with for 2.

And so I become 1 for the rest of my life and even progress past it to prove a point, potentially to God. I'll do this over and over again for as long as it takes for me to be the man God wants me to be.

The hope is one day that I'll get a chance to live in a world where I can live 2 purely, at least just once. I'll work, and improve myself, until I earn this.

If God, or the programmer up above, does not exist, then I will still refuse to be a slave to the defeat of not having more ambition than other men. I will continuously work to my maximum potential as a human.

>>38564944
I didn't know how much I wanted a bigass shield like that.

I have a new short-term goal. Are there bulletproof shields?

>>38564944
I've never been in a relationship (gayfag that was scared to be myself during HS and college) but I'd really prefer option 2. At the same time though I feel like since I'm already 23 with almost no experience I should just fuck around and do option 1 for a while. Idk

>>38569002
you're the one that's gonna glorious throughout your life. While she withers away and hits the wall in 5 years

>>38568465
It's going to be fine until it ends.

Seriously, it would be way easier to remove sexualdesire.exe from my brain

>>38569585
no english speaking waiter has ever asked "what will you take?"

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>>38569689
Gotchu senpai

>>38568021
That sounds amazing. I envy you. I hope things go well for you two.