A wizard appears before you and tells you that you must choose

>>38552015
I'd choose the midget status and become a boytoy for burly strong men and dominatrixes, no homo

6'5 and bald no question

>>38552015
do dubs get to be both 195cm and have full hair?

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>>38552015
>that pic

lmao

>>38552015
Bald and tall hands down. Bald looks good if you grow a beard with it and even better if you are swole. Only downside is no glorious super saiyan hair while squatting.

If I'm 6'5" nobody will be able to see my head anyway, so I pick that

>>38552154
I didn't laugh at the picture, but the I fucking laughed at your reply to the picture? wtf

tall bald

>>38552201
Fuck I didnt laugh at the pic or the reply but I laughed at your reply to the reply. What the shit?

Already 6'5" and bald...

>>38552224
>I didn't laugh at the picture, but the I fucking laughed at your reply to the picture? wtf

>>38552201
yeah I laughed at you liking his response

>>38552015

Are you fucking retarded? I am 5'4 with what is practically a lion's mane, and I would shave it and sow my head with salt to be 5'7.

l wonder what >>38552245 would look like next to >>38552229

>>38552229
Me too bru, no beard full bald 188cm

Wait until I receive my wizard powers in just a couple years and reverse whatever decision made. :^)

>>38552279
>me too
When is 188 the same as 6'5 you manlet

>>38552015
bald, obviously

bald no question

>>38552188
I'd take 6'5/bald and grow out of moustache until I look kinda like nappa. That'll be close enough for me.

>>38552015
I'd tell the wizard to fuck off

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>>38552224
I didn't laugh at the others but I laughed to this. The ride never ends.

>>38552224
No joke, I didn't laugh at anything before this. The shit.

if i can still grow a beard, i'll take the tall option.

>>38552224
>>38552239
>>38554058
>>38554813
>>>/Reddit/

The tall one, no question

5'3 is irredeemably short

Sign me up for Johnny Sins mode.

>>38552015
I don't think I've ever met a full grown man who was 5'3"

I'll choose being 5'3 and full hair. I'm already 5'2 and have glorious hair, and all the money in the world wouldn't be enough to make me cut off my hair.

>>38552229
Post pics I wanna know what I look like now

>>38555324
Wtf I'm laughing now

>>38552015
6'5 is too tall
5'3 is too short
I'd rather be too tall than too short. Hair doesn't matter.

>>38555520
>Could literally rule the world
>But I don't want to if I'm bald

Fucking retard.

I'm 6'3 and have full head of hair
This thread made me feel good

>>38555587
I have no need for ruling the world, too much responsibility. I've got my own shit to deal with.

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>>38555520

>Prefering to be 5'3 to being 6'5 for any reason.

>>38555605
You wouldn't have any shit to deal with if you had all the money in the world.
You could do whatever you wanted. You'd just pay people to rule it for you.

>>38552015
6'5 and bald, would look sick

>>38552015
eliminate wizard

>>38552015
>6'5" and 195cm and full bald
>Get fit and drown on the pussy due to your Johnny Sins look

>Being 160cm/5' 3'' and having full hair
>being confiend to dating midgets if any at all
>being subhuman

What kind of shitty qustion is this?

>>38555636
I don't mind being 5'3. It just means I have more challenges to overcome because being tall is much easier.

>>38555647
That's stupid. There's no fun in being able to do anything anything and everything. Challenges are what makes life interesting. If you have everything handed to you then you're not enjoying it. You'll get tired of it really fast.

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>>38552031
Seconded

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>>38552015
5'3 full hair
obviously. If I could just go from my 6'2" body to a 5'3" body with no other changes I'd still go for it, I wish I was small and cute

Punch him and run like fuck because im 201cm and have a full head of hair.

>>38555883
but you'd miss your chance to become more portable and cute

>>38552015
height always trumps hair. ALWAYS

>>38555888
I'm already cute i have woman tier face.

also checked them double trips.

>>38555911
Thanks, your dubs aren't bad either bb

>>38552015
Tall and bald. Jesus, nobody cares about hair that much.

t. guy with long hair

>>38552279
>188cm

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks he is tall

>>38552015
But I'm already 194cm with full hair. Man fuck that wizard cunt

>>38555969
>nobody cares about hair that much.
well, not entirely true. It's just bald guys get shit on more because they do retarded things to try and hide that they're balding instead of just accepting it and going full bald.

>>38555993
Yeah, actually. People will laugh at insecure bald fags, but dudes who shave it off and own it look alpha.

>>38552015
I am 198cm and I have full hair

>>38552015
I'm already a balding manlet. Being a tall bald guy seems better.

I'm 5'10 and half bald. Feels good man.

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>>38554058

>>38552015
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU, YOU HAVE MY PHONE!

Do you expect me to borrow my girlfriend's!

>>38557189
Had a good laugh

bald and tall

>hair transplants exist

kekkles

>>38555550
I didn't laugh at any of the previous posts, but I chuckled audibly at this post. I'm not continuing this meme, but I seriously did laugh.

>>38552015
A much better question is 5'8 with full head of hair, or 6'5 bald. No straight male is going to prefer 5'3

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I think I look alright bald from the front and back.

From the side I think I look like a Zika baby.

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>>38557264
Yep, hair plugs look totally natural and no one will ever know.

>>38557333
Good thing most of us aren't straight then

>>38552015
that's an easy choice, when you're that far up nobody can tell if you have hair or not anyway

>>38557390
They've come a long way since this picture was taken.

>>38552154
>go get phone
>get arrested for suspicion of cp

I'm 6'4" with a widows peak

I'm okay OP

>>38557273
WTF, I hate laughing now

Lol bald low test queer bait thinks ITT. Anyone who chooses height over hair is a fucktard. Wolverine is 5'3". Now imagine him bald lolololol

>>38553951
If Nappa ever went super sayain, would his mustache curl up and turn blonde?

>>38557390
Why is your head flat?

>>38552015

Oh hell yeah I want 5 extra inches. Fuck head hair I can grow a huge beard anyway.

>>38559157
>Bald
>Low test
Hair loss is correlated to higher testosterone levels.
>Wolverine is 5'3". Now imagine him bald lolololol
Oh, you're an idiot. I see.

i'm 6"3 and balding. kek

>>38555697
Money doesn't hand you everything retard.

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>>38552015
/thread

>>38557542
>getting arrested only on suspicion
>also I'll take 4th Amendment violations for $200 Alex

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>>38559223
YES

>>38552238
>>38552224
>>38552201
>>38552154
ahh le ol lebbit switheroo xDDD HoLd mY pEn Am gOiN IN!!!! XDD

>>38555550
>being that close to greatness but missing it
>>38555555

>>38555587
>>30000000

>>38555890
looks like shit

only god chads can pull off long hair

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But I'm already 5'3

>>38552015
519/226 represent!

6'5" bald no question. Get jacked and you'll look good. You're fucked no matter what if you're 5'3"