>free weights >gym banned me for trying to take them

>>38546794
>eat fats
>doesnt get fat

Good thread

>>38546794
>decline bench
>do it anyway

>power cleans
>generates no electricity

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>turkish get ups
>implying roaches can stand

>deadlifts
>dad still hasn't come back

>hit a Mexican in the head with a pan
>Pandora

>squats
>gets kicked out of the gym for living there for 3 years in the air vents and people complaining of protein farts.

>>38546794
made me smirk

6/10

>>38546794
>spiderman pushups
>dont help getting up a wall

>>38546794
This is the kind of awful joke you'd hear at an amateur stand up show

>>38546983
>gif
>doesnt move
also tfw that isnt me

>>38547000
Fuck off

>>38546794
>use suicide grip on every lift
>the nightmare hasn't ended

Welp

>>38546794
>one rep max
>he only weighs 140 pounds

>>38546794
>squat
>become co-owner of gym

>GOMAD
>Still calm

>SS
>Get sent to jail for wearing Nazi insignia

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>do chin ups
>chin muscles are unaffected
suffering

>Landmines
>Gym blows up

>>38547238
>living in Germany

>>38546794

>Start doing heavy duty
>gym staff still cleaning it up

>>38547238
It's really neat European freedom literally doesn't exist.

We take a lot of things for granted in America

>>38547453
Back to /pol/

>>38547615
This is hardly /pol/

He didn't say cuck ONCE and put an almost positive spin on the post

>>38547615
Back to /reddit/

>>38547679
>encompassing that shit like it was a board
You have to go back.

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>Lets go do squats at the gym
>That gym closed down just a while back
>I know. I'm gonna own the shit in a few years.

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>Curls for Girls
>Benches for the wenches
>Galutes for the sloots
>Abs for the slags
>Dips for the chicks
>Inclines for the dimes
>Proteins to get seen

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>Push-ups? You mean Earth downs?
>Sky Pug reporting in

>>38547453
The police in Europe can give you a ticket if they hear you say fuck. Because it is "antisocial". It's like the populace is living in the halls of a school, only detentions last for years and visits to the headmaster cost you hundreds of euros.

>chin ups
>still sad

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>>38546794
>power snatch
>she doesn't do Kegels
What the fuck is this bullshit I'm so sick of it

>>38547733
>being this new

>>38548257
I've been here all Summer.

>>38547615
>not getting arrested for committing thought crimes is /pol/

The Jew really has won.

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>>38548911
>naming the jew
REEEEEEEEE

GO BACK TO /pol/

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE

THE MODS ON REDDIT WOULDN'T TOLERATE THIS

>>38549762
>image.jpg
That oneshot is pretty good though.

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>>38547862
Fuck

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>>38549793
>not being a mobile poster
>being a casual PC posting shitlord

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>>38549903
>implying I don't mobile post
>implying I don't have my shitposting reaction image folder on a homeserver for access at all times anywhere in the world
Shaking my head head to be quite honest family.

>smith machine
>can't forge a broadsword on it

Have a good weekend everyone

>>38549942
That's a very specific filename anon. You sure you don't have autism?

>Barbell Complex
>I don't know it seems pretty simple to me...

>>38549992
>reading filenames
Anon, I think we're both autistic.

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>>38547862

>>38546794
I should continue watching non non biyori

>>38547016
Underrated

>>38547615
he's right you know. I don't even live in germany which is the worst but even here we have "free speech" that has exceptions to it. real free speech can't have exceptions to it. americans get that.

>Does mountain climbers for 15 minutes
>Still at sea level

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>>38550022
It's kinda hard to miss is all.

>military press
>no experience in journalism

>>38549903
>using a phone for things other than text messages
>being a millenial
just kys

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>>38550124
How's the retirement home, grandpa?

>hack squats
>get banned

Wtf i hate noobs now

>>38549793
yeah, it's kinda like the "he made it: the /fit/-story"

>>38550163
it's pretty good I have a $180 mechanical keyboard, a mousepad the size of an average suitcase and three 24" monitors in front of me not to mention a high quality sound system hooked up to it.

how's typing on a 5" touch screen and listening to music on crappy earbuds?

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>>38550270
>$180 keyboard

>i stacked a dozen pl8s in the gyms toilet starting from 2.5 pounds at the bottom and up to 1pl8 just ontop of the toilet seat

>>38550333
feels good man. also I've had it for 5 years and it's still like brand new, I plan on using it at least for another decade. it's a tool I use every day for hours so why the fuck would I not invest in it?

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>turkish getups
>it's just track pants and a wife beater

envision a confused anime

>do Ice Cream Fitness
>gain 120lbs of fat and look like Jason Blaha
Fuck....

>>38547756
i hate you

>>38546794

I smell a nigger

>>38546794
> Recently achieved a bodyweight snatch
> Haven't even transitioned yet

>>38546794
> Only do isolation movements cause NEET status

>>38546794
> exhausted from calf raises
> fell asleep while herd got rustled

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>gorilla grip
>I'm a white male

>>38546794
>Cut for 3 months for summer
>Forcefully placed in pychatric ward

>calf raises
>calfs have the same wage

>calf raises
>cattle rustlers steal my gains

>>38550333

>mechanical keyboard
>high quality sound system

you need that sound system to drown out the sound of your keys

>>38551406
Is that Louis CK?

>>38551764
The one and only Cuck King.

>>38551896
But why? Saw a couple of his stand up show, didn't notice anything like that.

>>38547119
lol

>>38546794
>cleans
>sill sweat on the floor

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>good mornings
>my mornings never get any better

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>>38552156

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>>38547871
Wew
Ya got me

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>>38552156
>>38552210

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>>38552255
>>38552210
>>38552156

>>38547224
kek

>>38547453
>American freedom
>literally anyone can be fired for saying the n-word

>>38550085
lol'd

>>38552398
The government isn't throwing you in jail or fining you for saying the n word. Learn to think before you cry your racecuck tears

>>38552210
>>38552255
>>38552348
Are these tracings of real fotos?

>>38547840
>the police in europe
>implying there is any kind of unification between any police in europe
Thats how i know you dont know shit.

>>38552430
my country doesn't throw you in jail for being a nazi top kek
btw your country has the single largest incarceration rate in the whole world.
not even DPRK incarcerates that much people.
pretty interesting that you talk about freedom lol

>>38547793
too smart

>lunge
>ids bregfadst

>>38552469
Neither does the US?

>>38552499
wut
I didn't say the US does, you're the one saying Europe does
I live in a European country where we have openly fascist parties, as well as my neighbours.

>>38549762
sauce please

>>38549762
>you'll give off a bad impression if you sleep during class

In high school a ton of chicks thought I was rebellious (and as a product of, cool) because I slept in my study class (the class you do nothing in if you already study at home)

>>38552534
practically every european country has "hate speech" laws to some degree. it's the truth anon, no need to lie to make your country seem better than it is on the internet

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>>38552607

>>38552621
seriously why are you still replying? I destroyed your weak arguments like 2 posts ago
your country's authorities are the craziest shit on earth, don't talk about our civilized nations until you can go to the street without being shot.

>>38552664
that was my first post in this thread. I'm european too

>>38552657
ty somehow google image wont work on phone

>>38547840
>The police in Europe can give you a ticket if they hear you say fuck.
Never heard of that before. Never seen it happen either. Then again, the police don't constantly patrol the area here like they do in the US of Crime
>It's like the populace is living in the halls of a school, only detentions last for years and visits to the headmaster cost you hundreds of euros.
What is detention? We didn't have that in my school. Visits to the headmaster? My school was civilized, the worst thing that happened is some crazy guy picked up a younger student and slammed him into the ground head-first. He got expelled and we never saw him again.

>>38547840
>The police in europe
>putting the german/norwegian/french/whatever police force to the same standards and/or behavior as the croatian/ukraine/slovenian/whiterussian

It's like saying mexican police are held to the same standards and act the same as canadian. This statement is retarded on so many fucking levels.

>>38547453
People have had cops at the door for being critical of migrants on Twitter.

Americans don't realise how lucky they are with their first and second amendments.

>>38550333
I spent 240$ on my speakers and I don't regret anything.

>>38553238
yeah a lot of what's said in this thread is bullshit but free speech in Europe is not the same as in America. it has exceptions to it which makes the whole thing rather pointless. and the worst thing is average people don't see a problem with that. America is shit in many ways but their idea of free speech and respecting it unquestionably is commendable.

>>38553307
you do realize that's not much at all? never mind the idiots who get deep into the hifi circlejerk but good quality speakers can easily cost you 500-1000 a piece and that's not including the amp. I would set a thousand bucks as the absolute minimum budget if I were to revamp someone's living room sound system.
>inb4 you spent $240 on some logitech speakers

>>38547000
nice

>>38553363
I fell for the Klipsch meme back in the day.

>>38553329
Free speech but only if you say what we want you to say.

;-)

>>38551741

>using anything other than mechanical

how can you live with this shit

>>38551741
>what are brown switches
>what are o-rings

>>38551741
I didn't know how true this was because I wore my headphones when typing. They're so fucking loud if I'm not wearing them. Not a bad thing but my walls are thin so I feel bad...

>>38553797
blue?

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>>38547000

>>38553959
I don't think you get what he means, idiot

>>38547119

kek

>>38551989
His name is Louis C(uc)K

>>38546794
>Rows
>I'm not a boat

>>38546794
>barBELL
>doesn't ring when i shake it

>>38546794
>cable flyes
>see you space cowboy

>>38551290
underr8d

>>38554555
Nigger dads get shot up in a drive by?

>>38547453
>own business
>government can say you must not allow smoking in your business to protect employees
>government can say you must serve anyone who walks into your business even if you don't want to to prevent discrimination
>free
Europe is worse obviously but we might be headed that direction if we are not careful.

>Dumbell flies
>Hasn't landed yet

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>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet

>>38558318
You realize most manlets lack a long torso, not legs right?

>>38558318
Yeah man do you realize?

>>38552484
bretty gud :DDDDD

>>38552210
>Whey
No wonder why he's so sad
He's taking the memeprotein

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>blender bottle
>Still have to shake it

>>38546794
rude desu