Gonna be in a talent show/ beauty pageant for my school in like

>>38542628
Squat on stage

crush a watermelon between your thighs

>>38542628

Break the dead-lift world record on stage

>>38542628
What gains?

>>38542628
Tumbling, some thing acrobatic or a strongman act. OR you can do something else while wearing something that shows off your gains.

>>38542628
show off those stripper skills

Dress as a woman and do something.

Takes away the obvious cringe of you trying to show your 14 inch arms off, and will make people laugh.

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>>38542673
>to show your 14 inch arms off
>mfw I just have 13,5 inch arms

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Wear wafer-thin yoga pants with a clearly visible jockstrap on the inside and twerk to show off your glutes.

Alternatively squat.

You'll become everyone's favorites - remember girls like men's butts too.

magic mike.

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>>38542699
how can your arms be so small and you post on /fit/, thinspo fags from /fa/ have 13" arms.

Do exercises with a scantily-clad hot girl as a barbell. Bench her, squat her, whatever

>>38542628
skateboard squats

>>38542699

>tfw I started with 11" arms and have only managed to get them up to 11.75 so far

>>38543840
Maybe you should eat more? That's just a suggestion, though.

Good luck on your journey, mr. Skeltal.

>>38543829
this

>>38543886

Why? I'm clearly eating at enough of a surplus to build muscle already, seeing as my arms grew.

>>38542628
Step 1. Get gains
Step 2. Realize how ludicrous your beauty pageant idea was
Step 3. Get more gains

Repeat Step 3 until you die.