Fit, I have a story to tell. Fps/fhg/Fph I guess. I don't

If you aren't going to greentext your story I'm not going to read it

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Is that it? You just have a fat customer? How about having to deal with people not using trip code names in this fucking site, it's annoying..

>>38536745
What the fuck was the point of typing that out

>>38536745
I'll greentext to avoid wall of text
>One day scoot comes into the pharmacy
>I greet him at the door and help him to get his scooter up the ramp.
>He cracks a joke or two, we chat shit about the weather, typical English bullshit conversation.

Suddenly. He stops and looks at me with a fear in his eyes I've never seen.

>"Actually anon, I haven't just come in for a chat and my prescription isn't due for another 5 or 6 days."
>He's right, I was happy I didn't have to break it to him myself.
>"I have, kind of, a small problem. I can't get to a GP for another week or so and I don't trust anyone else to look at it."
>I say okay, go behind the counter to fetch the actual pharmacist
>"No!!! You're smart right anon? You can give me an idea of what's wrong? I don't trust anyone else!!"
>I'm only in my 3rd year of pharmacy but sure lets give this a shot
>"D-Does it have to be out here?"
>Oh. I catch on quickly and take him into the consultation room.
>The door locks behind us and can only be opened from the inside- remember this.

>We get into the room, I switch on the lights and go into consultation mode
>"So what's the problem? Would you like to describe it or show me?"
>My words fall on deaf ears. I hear a huge creak and a groan
>When I turn around, scoot is heaving himself up out of his scooter
>Give me a minute love
>I wait patiently as he takes one foot out and then drags his other leg to meet it, like the scene from Wall-e
>He's huffing and breathing heavily.

It's worth noting at this moment that the guy wasn't wearing trousers. He was wearing a Homer Simpson style muumuu, like a massive grey Primark quality t shirt that went down past his knees. You can never tell in the scooter, plus I stand behind a counter most of the time so usually all I see is his face.

>>38536828
Guess he wanted to be a faggot.
>work at a hospital
>lots of fat nurses
>one of the fat nurses got stuck in the elevator
>nothing serious took about 20 mins to get her out
>in that amount of time she had "super low blood sugar"
>she ate a third of a sheet cake from one of our potlucks
>"It's not my fault. You can't leave a tiger alone with a deer"
>"No, but you apparently shouldn't leave an elephant alone with third of sheet cake"
Now I have to do a sensitivity workshop.

>>38536780

This is only the second post Ive seen from you and I already hate you

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>>38536925

>>38536757
>>38536780
>>38536828
>>38536849

Forgot to write cont. this is part 3/?

>I ask if he needs a chair or a drink of water, the usual spiel
>"No. I'm fine. Just give me a moment love."
>I try and give him as much privacy as I can so I look up at the ceiling, twiddle my thumbs, etc
>Suddenly there's this smell. Jesus Christ the smell
>When I look back at the guy, his boxers are on the floor.
>I feel instantly sick, this is the reason I didn't go into medicine, but I keep it together anyways.
>"Look, that. That's not normal is it?"
>He points to his boxers which I'm desperately trying to avoid looking at.
>when I focus, suddenly it all makes sense.
>There's some thick brown discharge all on the inside of his boxers, literally covering the inside
>"Can you just come and take a closer look?"
>I don't dare. I tell him I can't put my health at risk because I see hundreds of other sick people a day
>"But I trust you. Just come and tell me what the fuck this is."
> I keep my distance but I lean over to keep him happy. Ask the usual consultation questions i.e
>"Are you sexually active? how long has this been going on for?"
>He blushes. "Well yes. I'm a god in them sheets don't you know. Last time I had sex was three weeks ago and this weird shit has happened for the last 2 weeks."
>Any other symptoms?
>"Now that you ask..."
>he lifts up his t shirt again to reveal red, flaky, blotchy patches all over his thighs.
>The worst and only fucking case of candidiasis I've ever seen irl.
>I can't even see his dick because it's hidden in the flab rolls, thank god.


>"Sir it looks like you have a fungal infection. I don't know if that's what's going on with your genital area as well, you're going to have to see a doctor."
Cont obvs

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>>38536942
whoops didn't mean to quote them

>>38536954
Part 4/?

>The worried look disappears from his face and he starts to scowl.
>"A fucking told you, I can't see the doctor for another week at least, maybe two."
>"Well there's nothing I can sell you over the counter that's strong enough to treat what I've seen, and that's only what you've showed me, if that's spread anywhere else it can be really dangerous"
>Still being polite despite the fact I was fucking conned into being here
>"But I fucking trusted you."
>"I'm sorry. There's genuinely nothing I can do. It actually might be better for you to just go to A&E, you'll be seen faster that way too."
>"In the meantime keep yourself clean especially between bits of flesh"
>"Listen you cow."
>He's blocking the door.
>"You fucking NHS bastards are all the same, none of you care about your patients, just palming me off from one arse hole to another."
>I'm shitting my pants at this point. I'm 5'6 and this man is at least 5'11 not to mention 6 times my width
>"you're going to fucking treat me. I know you keep the right drugs back there and if I have to go up there and grab them myself then I fucking will.
>None of my years of trying to into social interaction have prepared me for this. I'm quiet and wide eyed
>"Are you going to help me or not?"
>"Y-Yes of course"
>He picks up his boxers, the discharge makes a squelch sound in his hand and he finally smiles at me and shuffles away from the door.
>I walk towards the door, which means getting closer to him, and just before I go to unlock it and push it open he leans into me, yeasty boxers still in hand

>"Remember how I said I was sexually active? We have a nice little locked room, wanna bump up my last activity to today?"

>I actually screamed and ducked away and ran the fuck behind the counter.

>>38536757
not him but why?

>>38537056
Laziness

>>38537042
Jesus Christ that's horrifying
>assuming any of it's true

>>38537042
Wait a sec
You are female and he still "trusted" you to show you his shit stained pants?

>>38537123
It's pretty clear what he meant when he said he 'trusted' anon.

>>38537042

Jesus Christ anon. Please tell me you're filing a complaint for harassment. Or assault even.

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>>38537042
Part 5/5 probably.

>He eventually scooters out
>"So are you gonna treat me or not sunshine?"
>At this point I've pressed the security panic button thing and the pharmacist knows the story, he's stood there beside me watching in case anything goes wrong.
>"Here you go," he says, handing me a fluconazole tablet in a box and a bottle of anti fungal cream.
>"sell this to the customer. It's all we can actually give him"
>the customer whines over paying but they cost about £6 so he shuts his mouth eventually.
>"take these to A&E tomorrow and tell them this is what you've tried but you need to have a couple more tests done."
>His boxers are no longer in his hand. I don't want to know where the fuck they went
>"I'm not going anywhere to waste more time now that I have these"
If it spreads to his blood he could die but sure, whatever.

>"Now that wasn't so hard was it love?" He grins and winks at me And scooters the fuck out
>I handed in my notice that day and right now I'm getting ready to go in for my second to last shift


Pic related, it's what candida looks like, except what I saw was flakey as well.

>>38537148
>If it spreads to his blood he could die but sure

Good. Good.

I'm so sorry about your job anon, but file that complaint, okay? Are you giving up pharmacie alltogether or will you be working elsewhere?

>>38537042
>being afraid of a fuck who can barely walk
kek

>>38537134
No I mean even the most sick and desperate fuck wouldn't try to score by showing a woman his shitted pants
Was it supposed to be a turn on in case she had a fetish or was he genuinely this oblivious?

>>38537168
I weigh 65kg if he falls towards me I could die

>>38536899
>The harpoon line
Lost

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Saved for posterity. Some people, man. Unbelievable.

>>38537158
I've put 2 years into my degree so far, I can't give up now. I might go into perfume chemistry or something where I never have to deal with sick people again

>>38537168

You obviously missed this recent ham-horror story:

http://www.inquisitr.com/3277324/obese-280-pound-woman-slips-off-stairs-falls-on-husband-killing-both-in-freak-accident/

Even 280 lbs can kill.

>>38536920
Come the fuck on, Facebook.
Why did you agree to use something as oppressive as fb?

>>38537228
>Babby's first screen cap

Th-thanks /fit/. I told my mum this story and all she could say was shit like "'maybe dress less provocatively to work" (I wear a long pencil skirt and

Or "so when are you planning on going back to work I want the house to myself again"

>>38536780
You are literally the worst tripfag i have seen on this site. You post in fit bu are a self proclaimed fatty who has BEEN WORKING OUT FOR LESS THEN A MONTH BUT STILL TRIPS

p.s. please kys

>>38537311

I was going to say something horrible, but she's your mom, so....fuck that bitch though. Fuck her.

>>38537233
Working with people is generally shite, but having to deal with sick plebs sounds simply horrendous.

>>38536899
the fuck shit image quality is this?

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OC

>>38537496
Is there a story behind the stomach selfie? Any rhyme or reason to showcasing that mass?

>>38537158
He can't though. I feel bad for op it must've been horrifying but, you took him in. You gave him an inch he took a mile, a disgusting red flake filled mile.

>>38537233
Kinda late but wow that is terifying did he get arrested for threatebing sexual assault or did you tell security.

Still I guess this is a reason why you guys shouldn't do this stuff some patients might be crazy he couldve gone further pulled a knife and shit

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These threads seem more empty compared to a few months ago

>>38537973

Depends on the day really. Two days ago or so we have a few really good ones.

>>38537873

I think it's part of the job. My pharmacy and the one in the hospital here also have 'privacy rooms', and people use them. It's usually just the 'herp derp muh moon god' people though.

>>38537973
Everybody reposts same stuff

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>>38537311
Fucking hell tho, sounds like a daft pig.

Your mum that is. Anyway,

>WHO BIRMINGHAM CREW?

>Tfw barely leave the house except for a drink with mates at gun barrels.

OP, if you work near Kingsroad in central Brum then I might know your pharmacy, but there are about 20 of them so I reckon it's the right one.

GL with all them chavs tho

>>38537980
I wonder if he decided to get fit so to commit sudoku more effectively, or just went full Walrus mode for the slow and steady method.

>>38538098
Which one are you thinking of?

>>38536745
>if my anon mother could chime in
Sorry I'm late my son I'm here w emotional support.

>>38536903
>you can't leave a tiger alone woth a deer
Im using this the next time I have to explain a fuckup

>>38539399

Subhuman filth.

>>38536927

6'3 180 pounds doesn't seem ridiculous... I guess he had 20% bf and zero muscle whatsoever.

>>38539388
>All the comments are "come at me fat shamers" and not a single fat shamer in sight

>>38537148
>>38537148
*my daughter

Seriously, contact the police. That dude should not get away with how he treated you, wtf.

>this is why I bought mace

>>38536925
Just filter it. They obviously feed off attention or they wouldn't namefag in the first place.

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Bumpin'

>>38537311
Send that fungoid horror to your mum's house and see what she thinks when he shows her his underwear slime

>>38539622
How does it not feel shame?

>>38537952
This picture only gives me cannabalistic urges. I want to see a chef's knife slicing into those toned thighs. I want to feel that texture on my tongue, the sweet slightly iron-like taste of her flesh on my palette.

>>38539622
The depressing part is that merely living in that state must require some serious constitution, and they pissed it all away.

>>38539622
>fucking my own fat lard

we've reached peak degen

notify the archons

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>>38537148
>>38537042

>>38536942
I couldn't finish reading that due to the horrible, cringe-inducing writing style

>>38537148
>I wanna be a pharmacist.
>This interaction made me hand in my notice.
You joining a closed order of nuns then because if you work with people needing medicine this may be the worst story you ever tell but it sure as hell won't be worst by much.

>>38537148
B r u m
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u
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>>38536780
Actually obesity can coexist with poverty

Look at the food deserts in the USA or the Polynesian islands where everyone is obese.

Spam and fried chicken kill more poor people than gang violence

>>38536927
>6' 3 and 180 lbs is fat

Fucking unlifting phaggots

And people wonder why redditors get called dumb

>>38536757
Kys

>>38536780
ignore the haters, I welcome you bravelemon you have brought me many keks

>>38537148
So.... You basically put yourself in a dangerous situation and practiced outside of your scope?
Since when have pharmacists been legally allowed to diagnose anything, let alone pharmacy STUDENTS?

t. Student Nurse

>>38540656

Since different countries have different rules? Don't be such an uppity cunt, if you read /fph/ you should know you're going to encounter a lot of disgusting fatties soon enough.

>>38537148
Anon you got fucking sexually assaulted
Not in the "oh we had a few drinks and fooled around" kind but the take him to fucking court assaulted

>>38540656
Pharmacists aren't allowed to diagnose anything, we can give people stuff to treat minor ailments eg thrush, fungal infections of the skin, eye infections, etc.

But the anon said he tried to refer the guy to the doctors many, many times

>>38540713
OP specifically stated what country they are from.And in that country they aren't allowed to diagnose anything.

I hate how after tons of cutting I have to follow the shitty fatlogic I've shat on for months in order to bulk. It just feels so totally unnatural to have puddings or extras or even another slice of bread. I might just do my same diet and add another two protein shakes or whatever because this is really weird.

>>38540750
Anon told him to go to the doctors tho

>>38540777
Yea I know, I am pointing out that the other guy didn't actually know what they were talking about not that OP did wrong.

>>38540656
Pharmacists' diagnoses aren't official but they do have plenty of useful knowledge on various medical topics and are expected to be able to provide customers with suitable advice or answer questions. So if a customer pretty much asks for a sort of diagnosis, while not entirely credible, the pharmacist would be expected to give some sort of information

>>38540802
They're also really good for recommending products for minor ailments like eczema that don't feel 'bad' enough to go to a doctor over.

>>38540750
Anon told him to see an actual doctor?

>>38536780
hah what a tripfag

>namefags >> > > > > > > >>

>>38537973
Summer traffic winding down

>>38540750

Except clearly they are allowed to make unoffocial diagnoses because her boss let her do it and there is a room reserved for it.

Nurse trainee anon was being a bitch. I don't like to call victimblaming but OP
did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to be assaulted by that fat fuck.

>>38539977
i don't think you can crucify people who have strayed too far from the human form.

>>38536927
>>38539422
>>38540538
I read that thread, people seemed to come to the consensus that she probably had an eating disorder. She was already at a pretty low weight for her height, was trying to lose more, AND was trying to make her average-sized boyfriend lose, too.
She said that he was spreading mean rumors about her, but admitted that she didn't have any real reason to believe he had, she just assumed he was.

>>38537973
Mirin curl strength

It's really tragic when HAES people make posts about haters and no 'hater' actually comments because they've removed her from their life.

>>38537311
That's some fucked up shit.

>>38541638
>even this guy gets to have sex with a virgin girl
>anon is still a virgin after 4 years of lifting and bathing daily
they all tell me I'm a really nice guy too

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>>38536942
It's been a long time since I read such a cringy writing style.

>>38539335
Is your chef a paki? I know two with paki owners/chefs

>>38539977
You would need 6" long 1" thick titanium nails to crucify a hambeast like that

>>38537042
>threatens you with violence
>flirts immediatly after
wtf are people?
i had a bi-polar friend like this and its still annoying

>>38537168
id be afraid too if he got his discharge and what else on me

>>38540582
no u

>>38540656
>t. Student Nurse
lmaoing @ your life btw

>>38537148
Why quit over that? File a police report for sexual assualt, and start carrying a fun, tazer, pepper spray, or some put me out needle injection thing you would have in a pharmacy.

Also is it normal in Britannia to have pharmacysts look at dicks? I don't think that is a thing in the US.

>>38541641
Kek

>>38537998
That really isn't 'part of the job' he could go to jail for that, tho op sounds like a pussy so nothing will likely come of it.

>>38539399
if had the confidence of these people id be...id...id get a lot of shit done is what

>>38540656
advice =/= official medical diagnosis

>>38536757
you know the site is going to shit when lazy normies come in and post like this

>>38543965
That's exactly why the former is illegal, particularly if the adviser is in a position where his advice could be mistaken for an instance of the latter.

>>38536745
>Birmingham /fit/ poster
First and last time I'll see that, shame you want to stay anonymous otherwise I'd buy you a Cider

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>>38536745
>this fucking episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13QPvjfCPDY&spfreload=1
so good.

>>38543858
In Britain its illegal to own anything like pepper spray or a tazer as its classified as a premeditated assault if you use them for defense. Its also a gp thing but he said he couldnt see one for a week or two so he tricked our femanon into it.

>>38540468
you fucking idiot. a food desert is a place where finding fresh, high quality food is unavailable and unreasonable. these places are often more obese because low quality fast foods, processed foods, etc. are what are available and affordable.

not saying that obesity and poverty arent séance, but it has nothing to do with food deserts.

>>38538098
>Moved to Birmingham a few years ago
>all my mates I made here have moved far away from this shithole
>all my colleagues are literally twice my age with families

I'll be stuck working at this school for a while yet and I've no one left to go out with. Any ideas on how a lad can make some friends around Brum without getting stabbed

>>38544198
she made it clear what it was and even advised to go see a doc

>>38545471
i dig the fuck out of aj. good on him. really hope he stuck with it after the show.

>>38543976
This

>>38540734
Fuck off,he made a pass,don't blur the lines tumblr,court is for very serious allegations not jumped up 'wah wah he hurt my feelings!'allegations go fuck yourself bitch

>>38536780
Fuck off.

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>>38536907
>294 pounds
>3500 kcals per pound
>1,029,000 total kcals burned
>1,029,000 kcals/365 days
>deficit of 2,819 calories per day on average
yea, this is bullshit

>>38547831
His tdee was probably around 4500, not that far fetched

>>38545552
Just go to the local mosque and make some friends insh'allah

Are y'all watchin my 600 lb life right now?

>>38547919
2819 is an average. That accounts for the later time when his TDEE was much lower too. Hell, at some point it would become nearly impossible to even reach a deficit of 2819 for a day.

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>>38541638
why would that girl put herself through that willingly?

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>>38539399
is that a fucking steven universe tattoo

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>>38548683
Yeah

>>38536745
>helping a 7th grade class in high school.
>one of the fat black chicks complaining about hunger
>start to hear crunching where she is seated
>she was just eating a package of top ramen
>like not cooked
>eating it like a fucking Japanese cracker
>some bully slaps it out of her hand and calls her a walfare queen
I'm so glad bullies exist for this reason. I do not know why but I have seen fat people eat things that make no sense.
>drinking with fat roommate
>every time her drinks liquor he gets super sad about being a HKV
>starts crying about said reason
>go to the bathroom to shit post and get away from him
>come back and he is eating a ball of mozzarella
>nothing else but the ball
>not cut just eating it like an apple
>triggered.m4u
Last I heard from him after he moved was he makes 50k a year, still is a fat fuck, but buys backpage hookers so he isn't HV anymore.

>>38547831
Possible, his deficit was just largely greater than average at the beginning.

I'm with you though, these pictures aren't a year apart.

>>38536920
That fucking '01 throwback chain though

>>38541613
an inverted ankh might work

>>38543725
bipolarity works over a longer term than that. these people are either psychopaths or sociopaths, i dont remember the difference

>mom keeps gaining weight in her new job at a hotel with free food
>Teach her about nutrition and every detail in the sticky, teach her how to count calories
>She keeps gaining weight anyhow
>After 30 pounds she develops some thyroid disorder
>Keeps gaining even though she promises she is counting correctly
>Consults nutritioners who suggest some meme diets like some tibetan tea twice a day to burn off fat cells
>Gains another 15 pounds, balooning up since she is a womanlet
>Tell her i know she keeps fucking up with her calorie counting and that i will eventually figure it out
>She tells me im not supportive and that she is honestly doing her best
When one day...
>Goes on holiday and brings back a jar of honey with peanuts in it
>500kcal per 100g
>Tell her i hope she isnt planning on touching that
>"why anon? Honey is not fattening"

Turns out she just kept stuffing her face with honey at her new job to the point she developed fucking HIPPOthyroidism, back pains and has to take pills to not just die on the spot.

Fucking fatties man.

>>38550890
Hypothyroid can be reversed through diet and exercise. Don't let your mum become another statistic, anon.

>>38550890

> eating honey in large enough amounts to gain weight

I have no words. Isn't she sick of it by now? Damn.

>>38536914
What the fucking fuck. There is no way they all weigh the same.

>>38545520
>a food desert is without fresh high quality food. it only has bad food.

that's exactly what that guy said. fried chicken and spam kill people. because in Polynesia people are gorging on cheap "mutton chops".

you are pointing out exactly the same thing as he said you fucking dense motherfucker

>>38550890
did you ever find out what other stuff she was gorging on? like empty packets hidden everywhere. how is she now?

>>38551082
The thing is she eats honey with bread and butter, so the calories she has been consuming are mind boggling

>>38539622
Seen him before, he blogs or makes videos or whatever, people tune in to watch him get bigger.

Absolutely disgusting.

>>38543032
"You are a nice guy" means "You are one of the girls"

>>38551137
I found out about ge honey thing 3 days ago but i havent managed to talk with as much as i'd want because of our weird work schedules. She has developed some lumbs in her neck though and she's having tests done on her this month to pin point what exactly they are.

>>38543032
she was conned into it bro

>>38541641
Tom Leykis has always been S A V A G E. His radio broadcast revolves around blowing the fuck out of fat chicks, dumb chicks and any numale cuck who seeks to defend them. He is truly the Ghandi of sick burns.

>>38549447
Uncooked ramen was the top-tier snack back when I was in school. Everyone ate it and it was honestly fucking delicous.

>>38539399
That is not the smile of a happy person

>>38537148
I'm not defending the guy at all but if you're quitting over something like this what did you expect when going to study medicine? That you wouldn't have to deal with sick (both physically and mentally) people? At least it's better you quit now than later.

>>38555224
OP said specifically that they didn't study medicine so that they didn't have to deal with sick people showing them their bits

>How do I reading comprehension

>>38551487
Same at my school, but we didn't just chomp on the brick of noodles. We always crushed it up in the bag, added the flavor packet and shook the shit out of it.

>>38548904
Someone's gonna die for this

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>>38536780
How do you obtain, these said trips?

>>38537973
perhaps because there are three of them right now

>>38539622
>clips4sale

Oh, so he's just making money off of other people's fetishes?

>>38540656
but anon repeatedly says she told the fatty she couldnt diagnose him, couldnt (and didnt) sell him the actual meds, and kept trying to refer him to an actual doctor.

Cant believe illiterate mongoloids like you are allowed to study medicine.

>>38556044
pharmacy student whatever

>>38539399
P sure I saw her graduate from college at an expensive experimental college in central FL. A friend of mine went there which is why I was there. The girl was dressed about the same as in the pic. Next day I went to the free store at the school and found a student bible that, according to my friend and the name on the front cover belonged to the girl in question. The entire book of genesis was ripped out.

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>>38536745

OPs probably left but holy moly, I used to be a heroin addict at the Boots in central Birmingham every day to get my subutex. Brings me back.

2.5 years sober btw

>>38539648
>fungoid horror
Amorphous, cyclopean, gibbous abomination. Hideously rugose, perhaps also squamous (inside the folds).

>>38563458
truly eldritch