A girl on snapchat who asked me to send them a pic of my dick

hello dicklet, the best advice is learn to deal with small penis. the alternative would be you transform into a girl.

why would you send a pic of your soft dick
just watch pornb and make it hard

>>38527420
stop caring. you cant change it. get over it. its no fault of yours.

>>38527420
Realize that women are dumb as bricks and don't realize flaccid dicks have nothing in correlation with your actual boner size.
Then realize you shouldn't have been a dumbass and should've sent her a boner pic instead.
Then realize it's just a negress and bestiality is illegal (unless you live in a shithole like Canada).

>>38527486
Appreciate the advice

>>38527420
Why did u send a limp picture you retard. Also you cnt do shit about it you realy fucked up expecting women to understand male anatomy gg anon

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fly away, pesky pecker!

Women don't know shit about size. Ask any women what 12 inches is and you'll see why you shouldn't care.

>>38527420
>sending a photo of your cold flaccid dick
do you even dickpics

>>38527420
>my dick wasnt hard at all it was soft
How autistic are you?
When a girl says she wants to see your dick, she means your hard dick.

>>38527486
I always send flaccid pics. But I have a big donger so it looks good like that.

>>38527506
fly away pesky pecker. i dont deadlift btw

>>38527515
Ive never done it before, was my fault

>>38527506
>fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
fly awat, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
Fuck you.

Ask her for nudes and make fun of her oversized vag lips

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527897
ugh

>>38527420
>he didn't send a half-erect pic

rookie mistake my boy LOL

>>38527506

fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527447
Keks

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527420
dont reveal flacid size unless youre a huge shower or rocking a massive halfchub. you can send her a pic of full mast if you think that will help

dont start jelqing unless you want penis dismorphia

>>38527420
Sending a soft pic?
Ballsy.
Should have asked her if she wanted to see a trick or asked her for nudes so she can get you up and see what she'll be getting later.

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

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>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
Come here, pesky pecker.

>>38527506
fly fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker

>>38527499
FLY AWAY, PESKY PECKER

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker

Tell her to come over and take a closer look

>>38529803
the hell is penis dismorphia?

>>38527506
>fly away, pesky pecker!
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>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527420
why didn't you take a picture of it hard?

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
Fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527486
/thread
well summed up

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

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>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38531509
I wasnt thinking

>>38527506
fly away, pesky picker!

>>38527506
FLY AWAY PESKY PECKER

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527420
8 years ago I dated a whore who said my dick isn't big. She said she fucked a guy who had a huge dick,demonstrating with her hand something that looks like a 1.5 liter bottle of coke. I was young and stupid back then and took it hard.now the bitch is long dead and my current gf loves my cock,always stating how big and thick it is,and how she hits her cervix(she has an IUD and that shit hurts me). Anon bro,don't take that hoe seriously. Women are shit at mesuring shit. I'm positive your dick is just fine. If it's your ego that hurts pop a pill and hatefuck the bitch with a raging boner. OP,your dick is just fine.stop feeling bad.

>>38532349
Also my deadlift PR is 245 KG.

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527506
>fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38532349
holy shit that's what it is!?!?

first girl i fucked had an IUD and as a kid, didn't realize that is what i felt when i was balls deep haha

nigga i just had a full blown mindfuck

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!

>>38527420
You're not as bad as me.
I sent snaps of me tipping and doing tricks with my trilby to some girl. She said im cute.

>>38527506
fly away, pesky pecker!